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February 16, 2007
What is Mahmoud Abbas Praying For? #24
It's Friday, so it's time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque. However, this week's different... this week we're going to start a new feature called: So, from Mahmoud Abbas' expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?  Is it: a) Why is there carpeting in this mosque? Why can't there be carpeting in the Ramallah mosque he uses all the time? b) There's a dog food that makes its own gravy? Since when? And what does it taste like? c) Leo Laporte to stop calling him about starting a daily podcast. d) A DNA sample from Anna Nicole Smith. Or, failing that, to lea- [ed- STOP IT!] e) The Jews to strike oil during their attempts to destroy the Al-Aqsa mosque so there's at least something worth killing them all over besides rocks and dirt. or f) NONE OF THE ABOVE Put your guesses in the comments. 15 Responses To "What is Mahmoud Abbas Praying For? #24"
f) He's not praying at all; he's reminiscing about that totally awesome toga party. #1 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 16, 2007 02:39 PMHe's praying that he won't be assasinated by Hamas, Fatah, Israel, Or the Rumsfield Strangler #2 - Posted by: LOOMDOG on February 16, 2007 02:51 PMHe's wondering why it seems Laurence Simon is the only one who seems to do any blogging on IMAO on Fridays. Kudos to Lair for picking up the slack. #3 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on February 16, 2007 03:55 PMWell, this and FCB are both standard memes. I am desperately trying to make up for being a not-funny moron during the rest of the week. #4 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on February 16, 2007 03:58 PMOh, I don't know about that...that bit about the Jews finding oil under Al Aqsa was kinda funny. #5 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 16, 2007 04:03 PMPraying for an end to the insufferable weekly IMAO "What Is Mahmoud Abbas Praying For" posting... #6 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on February 16, 2007 04:51 PMI like the FCB. Cats have the right to speak their minds. Ours do, all four of them. #7 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on February 16, 2007 04:53 PM1) He's praying that nobody realizes it's him that just let that SBD. 2) Bush scuceeds in allowing all those Iraq refugees into America...especially his Al Quida sleepers. Not only that, but the majority will go directly on welfare, and the few that will work, under Affermitive Action, will go right to the head of the line, even though they have no skills and can't speak a word of English. #8 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on February 16, 2007 07:36 PMArise, my little scimitar! #9 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on February 17, 2007 12:32 AMAllah, when I reach paradise I want my first virgin's butt to be no bigger than this. (Abbas seems to be more realistic than the other guys.) #10 - Posted by: right on February 17, 2007 03:37 AMAllah, in Thy mercy, help me remember which one of these I eat with. #11 - Posted by: right on February 17, 2007 03:44 AMHe's praying the toughest Jew since Dutch Schultz doesn't come after him with his terrible, swift sword (or fearsome cats)... #12 - Posted by: bunkerboy on February 18, 2007 01:13 AM'Palestine':UNITED WE STAND IN EVIL!
'Palestinian' unity Israel, US rebuff Makkah accord http://www.hindu.com/2007/02/19/stories/2007021902451400.htm Finally some "unity"... some common ground, evil-intention people can agree upon.
What else is there "unity" among Arab, Muslim bitter bloody enemies of neighbour vs neighbour, brother vs brother, sect vs sect? Humanity? Goodwill? Are you kidding? As in Hezbollah Islamists terrorists that made sure Arab kids died with their tactics in a way to blame it on Israel. The normal world says: "what unites us is far greater than what divides us." The death cult says: "What unites us [for now...] is to smite them".
What unites evil is, 'wiping off map', 'no right to exist', 'drive them all into the sea', second holocaust, you name it! http://freeisraelnow.blogspot.com #13 - Posted by: F on February 18, 2007 06:55 PMPraying that whoever put the m80 and exploded the toilet achieves martydom. #14 - Posted by: MitchW on February 19, 2007 10:47 AMOY! My stomach feels this big. I must have has some bad falafel at lunch. Anyone have an Alka Seltzer? #15 - Posted by: Smokeybehr on February 20, 2007 04:05 PMPost a comment
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