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February 21, 2007
Explain This Picture
a) Analogous to the way the evil undead cringe at the sign of the holy cross, the decent and living have a visceral reaction when confronted by the liberal news media. b) Condi tries out for the 25th Anniversary Celebrity All-Star Thriller Tribute Video. c) CNN hates black people. [Pic found at Musings from Brian J. Noggle] 25 Responses To "Explain This Picture"
As Helen Thomas drones on-and-on-and-on-and-on Condi stares at her nose and as her hand forms her thoughts "good God woman is that a goider on your face...no...oh my God it's your nose you ugly hag...someone just shoot me so I don't have to listen to you anymore..." #1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 21, 2007 10:03 AMExplanation 1: Rumsfeld is obviously teaching her his kung-fu. Explanation 2: She just flew to Baghdad and boy are her arms tired. Explanation 3: She stopping some nitwit reporter's heart using the Force. #2 - Posted by: Veeshir on February 21, 2007 10:09 AMShe's auditioning for the lead in Catwoman 2. #3 - Posted by: Master Shake on February 21, 2007 11:04 AMVeeshir, After #3 you owe my employer a new keyboard. #4 - Posted by: Brian the Adequate on February 21, 2007 11:20 AMIt looks to me like Condi has learned how to use the Jew Claw. #5 - Posted by: Hurricane John on February 21, 2007 12:13 PMCNN should realize that it's a tall order to make Condi look bad. She looks better in that picture than Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Janet Reno, or Donna Shalala ever has or ever will. #6 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on February 21, 2007 12:14 PM"IF you ask me about Anna-Nicole ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to friggin' scratch your eyes out!" #7 - Posted by: Basilisk on February 21, 2007 12:48 PMCondi is giving a visual aid to Helen Thomas as to just how she is going to rip her throat out if she doesn't shut the hell up at press conferences. #8 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 21, 2007 12:59 PMIt appears this photo was snapped between "Sit the F**k Down" and "Shut the F**k Up!" #9 - Posted by: fmragtops on February 21, 2007 01:16 PM1. Mogaram Sugaram Mogaram Sugaram. Calimaaaaaaah Calimah Shuckdee day. 2. Condi prepares to bare hand a curve ball question from New York Times correspondent Sheryl Gay Stolberg. #10 - Posted by: Fangbeer on February 21, 2007 01:50 PMShe looks like she is going to spit on someone. #12 - Posted by: adamboysmom on February 21, 2007 02:01 PMClearly that was Condi's entry for the IMAO T-shirt babe contest. #13 - Posted by: Fangbeer on February 21, 2007 02:11 PMTIGER CLAW! Sorry, that picture of Condie reminded me of Kill Bill... #14 - Posted by: Andrew on February 21, 2007 02:19 PMDespite her best efforts, the "Condi Claw" was not added to the many styles of Rumsfeld, even though she had used it successfuly on the minimum required number of hippies. #15 - Posted by: the Brain on February 21, 2007 02:20 PMI like the sound of that..."Condie Claw"... Photoshop, here I come! #16 - Posted by: Andrew on February 21, 2007 02:22 PMRumsfeld may be gone but the claw lives on. Only this time it has nails! #18 - Posted by: jonag on February 21, 2007 02:52 PM"Hisssss!" #19 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 21, 2007 03:21 PMI'm just surprised it didn't run with the headline "I Vant to Suck Your Blud (for Oil)" #20 - Posted by: me on February 21, 2007 06:13 PMCondi explains how she'd personally rip Osama's balls off given the opportunity... #21 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 21, 2007 07:09 PMCondi explains what listening to a Hillary speech is like...fingernails down a chalkboard!!! #22 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 21, 2007 07:10 PMShe has inherited the Rumsfeld hands of death, and is shown her just instants before she clawed out the heart of a Saudi bribe messenger at the State Department... #23 - Posted by: richard mcenroe on February 21, 2007 10:13 PMShe needs lightning bolts photoshopped onto her fingertips. And a hooded robe. Then she can fight JCarter fire with her own fire. #24 - Posted by: joerockhead on February 21, 2007 10:55 PMI knew I should have peed back on the plane before we all got started. #25 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on February 22, 2007 12:47 AMPost a comment
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