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February 22, 2007
Calrification: Non-Binding Resolution and Self Gratification
I like to keep this site family-friendly--or, at least, not obscene--but I felt compelled to compare passing a non-binding resolution to masturbation. This post was linked by Salon and we got some... uh... new commenters on the subject. Many disputed the similarity between passing a non-binding resolution and Harry Reid going to his office to masturbate saying that such a resolution was more like public masturbation. "I would like to bring to your attention amendment number--HARRY REID!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!" More like that. David Vogel of The Cultural Report sent me a link to this anti-Iraq War site MoveCongress.org where it's supporting a national "Meet Up with Your Member Week." If it takes Democrats a whole week to find their members, then perhaps masturbation is a much more complex and involving activity than a non-binding resolution and thus not a valid comparison. 13 Responses To "Calrification: Non-Binding Resolution and Self Gratification"
I haven't been able to find my member since Bush became President. (long, unrelated BDS rant goes here) #1 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on February 22, 2007 11:57 AMDammit, Harry, no one wants to see that! Go to your room! #2 - Posted by: ZK on February 22, 2007 12:07 PMWe here in Minnesota can’t discuss masturbation since sending Mr. Ellison to congress. We all had our collective balls cut off and we now sit like school girls to go number 1. (USSJIMMYCARTER walks off head bowed submissively and whimpers quietly to himself “it’s been a long year for the little trooper”…) #3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 22, 2007 12:31 PMWe here in Minnesota can’t discuss masturbation since sending Mr. Ellison to congress. We all had our collective balls cut off and we now sit like school girls to go number 1. (USSJIMMYCARTER walks off head bowed submissively and whimpers quietly to himself “it’s been a long year for the little trooper”…) #4 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 22, 2007 12:35 PMAlthough I'll have to wash my keyboard out now (thanks Frank) I have to say. It's not that part of the anatomy that Libs are missing, it's the other part. They've been castrated by the likes of Hillary, Nancy and the NAG gang. That's why they're so afraid of everyone and everything.... no testosterone, just a whole butt load of estrogen. #5 - Posted by: seanmahair on February 22, 2007 12:36 PMI just want to mention one thing, notice the "Weekly Top Travel Deals from Bookingbuddy" ad that's currently in place. Specifically, notice it has "Mexico one-way fares". Don't we all wish it were true! Will passing non-binding resolutions make the Democrats go blind (as if they can see things that are as plain as the noses on their faces, anyway)? #9 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on February 22, 2007 03:29 PMForget making them go blind. I'm hoping for spontaneous human combustion. #10 - Posted by: Master Shake on February 22, 2007 04:02 PMWell, I can certainly say my Congresscritter is a HUGE member, but given Ole, Ed Pastor's Dhimmi Partyline voting record, it is quite clear he has no member. #11 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 22, 2007 06:11 PM"If it takes Democrats a whole week to find their members, then perhaps masturbation is a much more complex and involving activity than a non-binding resolution and thus not a valid comparison." LOOOL #12 - Posted by: Brutha on February 23, 2007 08:37 AMAt one time we had a Dick Armey running things. Now Congress is taking advice from people like Barney Frank, who has completely wrong ideas as to where to stick troops. #13 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on February 23, 2007 04:30 PMPost a comment
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