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February 22, 2007
Worst. Activist Ad. Ever.
Posted by Frank J. at 01:14 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (53)

After watching this ad, I just want to go out and destroy the earth so I can tell this kid, "There, I destroyed the earth. Know why? Because I'm bigger than you, that's why. So what are you going to do about it, you little punk?"

This kid has anti-charisma in spades. I want to go buy a soda right now just so I can throw the bottle in the regular trash.

While I'm posting videos, this one is just for SarahK:

The joke seems old to me just because I've been doing that imitation ever since I met SarahK. CSI: Horatio is one of our favorite shows (and yet only our third favorite show on Monday).

(hat tip to Ace)

Rating: 1.5/5 (3 votes cast)

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53 Responses To "Worst. Activist Ad. Ever."

Global warming is so bad that you are wearing a sweatshirt with the hood over your head to keep warm. Talk to me when you grow up and aren't so easily manipulated.

#1 - Posted by: Leland on February 22, 2007 01:27 PM

Of course the kid is an actor (pretty good, actually), but if he were really saying all that crap by himself, I would drop his ass in the wilderness with a knife, a boy scout survival book, and a note saying, "You want to prove global warming? Here's a a front row seat." And after he crossed a couple of hundred miles of wilderness and dragged his half-starved coyote-and-raccoon-mauled-carcass out of the forest, the first question I'd ask him would be, "So, what do you think of global warming now?"

(Note to lefties reading this...I'm not serious)

#2 - Posted by: David Marcoe on February 22, 2007 01:47 PM

"Global warming is so bad that you are wearing a sweatshirt with the hood..."


same thing I was wondering

#3 - Posted by: ASD on February 22, 2007 01:52 PM

Global warming is so bad that you are wearing a sweatshirt with the hood over your head to keep warm.

I think he's an albino or something. Global warming turned him into a hideous, vengeful freak and only Batman will be able to stop him.

#4 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 22, 2007 02:04 PM

and yet only our third favorite show on Monday

speak for yourself. this season, it has far surpassed 24. Horatio is way more badpinkytoe than Jack Bauer these days. I heart him. and I heart David Caruso. he plays Horatio perfectly.

oh, and if the payoff for Heroes isn't as good as I'm hoping it will be at the end of the season, CSI: Horatio will be #1. Because CSI: H has fantastic payoff almost every single week. it rocks. H is my hero.

#5 - Posted by: sarahk on February 22, 2007 02:06 PM

I refuse to take the advise of a basement-GPA liberal arts undergraduate and CO2-private-jet-prolifigate-former-VP, so why the hell would I listen to the uninformed, scripted ravings of some brat wearing a hoodie?

#6 - Posted by: C Diddy on February 22, 2007 02:08 PM

I was wondering if there was enough fabric in that hoodie to throttle the little punk.

Then I realized that Greenpeace is committing child abuse and they're the ones that should be throttled.

The New York Times started with this climate scaremongering over a century ago - in 1895. When will people catch on?

#7 - Posted by: Laura on February 22, 2007 02:10 PM

Ace finds the oddest crap and his obsession with David Caruso is well...scary!

#8 - Posted by: Robert on February 22, 2007 02:25 PM

That kid reminds me of the satan figure in Passion of the Christ.

#9 - Posted by: Tim on February 22, 2007 02:25 PM

I think maybe they need to adjust that little cretin's Ritalin dosage.

#10 - Posted by: Stewart on February 22, 2007 02:32 PM

The first question I have is how long does the little pinkeytoe* expect to take to grow up? He seems to be in the 13 to 16 year old range to me, even the worst case projections of the IPCC don't include half the crap (ie no polar ice caps, all of the fish dead) in the next pinkeytoe CENTURY much less the next 10 years or so until the little punk will be all grown up with his degree in transgendered albino studies in the bag.

I almost** hope the Russians who are predicting an incipient ice age are correct so he can reflect on the irony of his adolescent indoctrination as the glaciers roll south from the pole.


*in defference to the lovely SarahK
** almost only because I won't wish an ice age on my own daughters.

#11 - Posted by: Brian the Adequate on February 22, 2007 02:40 PM

"I may just be a kid today, but tomorrow will be different. Because I'm drinking milk."

#12 - Posted by: Dainen on February 22, 2007 02:42 PM

Green-'peace'

#13 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 22, 2007 02:57 PM

As an adult, Jim Carrey doesn't seem as upset about the kid wanting to kill him for not stoppig global warming as I would have thought.

#14 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 22, 2007 03:01 PM

One question, is he threatening me at the end?
If so, he might want to understand that there are probably very few gun owners in Greenpeace (his allies). Heck, France defeated them (when they blew up the old Greenpeace boat), how sad is that?

#15 - Posted by: Veeshir on February 22, 2007 03:17 PM

Looks like the young padawan is being corrupted by the dark side. Or perhaps he's the Unibomber's son.

Either way, send him a copy of "The Population Bomb" because we were already warned about environmental disaster back in the sixties, did nothing about it, and apparently we're all dead now. Since environmentalists are *never* wrong about these things.

#16 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on February 22, 2007 04:37 PM

Is this kid serious? His future is more likely to require surgical removal of his PS3 or Xbox controller than require any additional efforts on his part because of global warming. Who does this kid think he's threatening? I love how non-conformity and political thought has been mass marketed to a generation of mush heads who can't be bothered put two thoughts together to analyze anything, but have no end of things to say. Environmentalism should be classified as a religion and this idiot's screed categorized as the announcement of Jihad against technology. As an adult, I'm officially siding against you. Get over it and get over yourself. You're still going to go to college and could potentially get laid. Remember "nothing makes working for the military-industrial complex look better than a nice fat paycheck at the end of the week" (Dennis Miller). I've got a family to feed.

#17 - Posted by: wyseguy on February 22, 2007 05:02 PM

i too saw Yoda in the background whispering "Come back from the dark side Luke Skywalker".

#18 - Posted by: bikermommy on February 22, 2007 05:04 PM

Worst. Add. Ever.

Is this wanker supposed to scare me? Hell, I'm a cripple and could give this tosspot a good drubbing. It's hard to draw the lines and declare adults your enemy when you're 4 feet tall and easy to beat down.

This kid's folks obviously aren't wailing on him nearly enough.

By the way; when he says countries are going to disappear, I nearly needed to change short thinking of a world without France.

#19 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 22, 2007 06:15 PM

You jerk! I paid good money for they keyboard I used to be typing at before I read that.

#20 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 22, 2007 06:21 PM

"I may just be a kid today, but tomorrow will be different. Because I'm drinking milk."

You jerk! I paid good money for the keyboard I used to be typing at before I read that.

Reposted because I'm an idiot that can't type

#21 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 22, 2007 06:24 PM

wow, there is a future eco-terrorist. (puke!)
watching that made me want to punch someone.

#22 - Posted by: Laura on February 22, 2007 07:17 PM

Much like those truth.com ads are encouraging me to take up smoking by being too ridiculous, I want to go release uncountable amounts of pollutants into the air just to spite him. I'm only 26, my future world will be pretty much the same as his, but I could so live with a ruined earth just to piss him off.

#23 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on February 22, 2007 07:56 PM

I'm glad he didn't shout Allahu Akbar at the end or I would have had to shoot my new laptop. I hope this kid makes it to Al Gore's next film primier and loses several digits to frostbite.

#24 - Posted by: hwy93 on February 22, 2007 09:38 PM

I'm 23 and share the same future as him, but I'm more optimistic than that little liberal punk. In fact this spring... I think I'm going to hollow out my catalitic converter, add headers and a high flow exhaust to my Firebird. Yeah... I'll make sure to drive faster and do more burnouts too to waste more gas. Ooo, maybe I'll take the muffler off of my lawn mower too.

#25 - Posted by: Zerba on February 22, 2007 11:10 PM

Global warming doesn't exist. Five scientists, a pair of helper monkeys, and Republicans who don't believe in evolution , AND Exxon say it doesn't exist. Need more proof than that? Then why are 2 days of our otherwise warmer winter colder than those days of the previous winter?

#26 - Posted by: Fran on February 23, 2007 06:36 AM

"wow, there is a future eco-terrorist. (puke!)"

I'm in the army. Does that mean I get to shoot him too? Or do I have to wait till he actually says Allahu Akbar?

#27 - Posted by: Timothy on February 23, 2007 07:32 AM

That greenpeace kid makes me think of Chairman Mao's army of school children torturing their teachers and parents in the name of the Cultural Revolution. Here comes the "Green Guard".

#28 - Posted by: Matty B. on February 23, 2007 08:25 AM

So...global warming is bad for juvenile vampires...and Jim Carrey cracks himself up...is there nothing I can't learn here?

#29 - Posted by: Gunga on February 23, 2007 09:14 AM

Global warming does exist. Five scientists, a pair of helper monkeys, and Democrats who do believe in legislating every aspect of americans lives , AND Al Gore say it does exist. Need more proof than that? Then why are 2 days of our pretty normal winter warmer than those days of the previous winter?

#30 - Posted by: hwy93 on February 23, 2007 09:25 AM

Seriously, Isn't it just possible that whatever is causing the .1 degree increase in the average annual surface temperature of Mars, may also be affecting oul little planet?

#31 - Posted by: hwy93 on February 23, 2007 09:32 AM

you're a friend, or you're an enemy

But I thought only the Sith thought in absolutes.

#32 - Posted by: Stephen on February 23, 2007 09:32 AM

Apparently no one has told hwy93 of the number of scientists who attended have taken part in confirming the report released recently.

Apparently, Cheney told him it was 5.

#33 - Posted by: Fran on February 23, 2007 11:16 AM

What can one expect from people who don't believe in evolution because it is called a theory.

Like the theory of general relativity.

#34 - Posted by: Fran on February 23, 2007 11:18 AM

Fran, you're confused. It isn't that we deny Global Warming because we don't believe in evolution. We deny Global Warming because we hate black people.

#35 - Posted by: Dainen on February 23, 2007 12:00 PM

Good point, Fran. I may have been misled by Darth Cheney. Couple of questions.
1. What is the number of scientists?
2. Can you name any 3 of them?
3. Where are the scientific papers that back up their opinion paper?
4. How did they dismiss the fact that we are on a rock hurtling through space at 27000 miles an hour around an enormous sustained nuclear event and that may have something to do with the normal fluctuation of temps?
5. what makes your scientists better than Cheney's scientists?

#36 - Posted by: hwy93 on February 23, 2007 12:17 PM

What can one expect from people who don't believe in evolution because it is called a theory.

Like the theory of general relativity.

evolution = theory

general relativity = theory

So evolution = as sound as the theory of relativity?

Fran, as someone who believes in evolution - wth's your argument?

Apparently no one has told hwy93 of the number of scientists who attended have taken part in confirming the report released recently.

Apparently, Cheney told him it was 5.

Reply A: Apparently nobody told Fran the people who wrote the summary of the report were mainly politicians and that this has been disputed by scientists who actually wrote what it's based on. The actual report hasn't been released and won't be till this summer

Reply B: To be fair, we sent them all to Guantanamo so five is merely the number outstanding.

#37 - Posted by: ASD on February 23, 2007 12:43 PM

Newton's *laws* of motion and the *laws* of thermodynamics would like a word with the *theories* of evolution and relativity.

#38 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on February 23, 2007 02:07 PM

Well I guess we've...
*Dons sunglasses.*
Got our ad.
*Promptly walks away.*

#39 - Posted by: Xpheyel on February 23, 2007 06:54 PM

Al Gore said it, so it MUST be true. He's a scientist, after all. Everything else is LIES OF THE WINGNUT CONSPIRACY!

#40 - Posted by: Fran on February 23, 2007 08:48 PM

And stop ragging on my hoodie, [censored] Bushitler fascists. It cost my mom $50 at Hot Topic, so it's a thousand times cooler than your Army Navy [Amanda Marcotte!]. So there.

#41 - Posted by: Fran on February 23, 2007 08:50 PM

Yes, an actor he is, but he does anger very believably.
We raised these kids. We, who were brought up and taught by Marxist teachers who were taught by Stalinist professors. I'm so thankful for my Mom and my family who kept me sane.

And we stood by and said nothing. Teachers cannot be questioned!

If what I'm saying rings a bell with you (I was born in 19something), give me a shout.

My daughters were filled with this tripe while they were being threatened by filthy little (can't think of the word that won't get me in trouble w/Frank & Sarah) who made horrible phone calls to our home and used the filthiest most horrible language. Threatening my daughters with physical harm.
Congrats to California schools, on creating such tolerant little delinquents.

Sorry I got off on that rant, but when I looked at that little punk's threatening scowl...backhand to the face!

Wow, possibly my longest comment yet.

Seriously, getting back to the global warming scam. They're scaring our children! For nothing. They're frightening our children.

I was taught as a child to be a good custodian of the earth. Now our children are being taught that they're destroying the planet simply by living on it. My daughters were taught in elementary school here in SoCal the song "This Land is Your Land," only in the version they were given, the lyrics read, "This land was fouled by you and me."
I am not making this up. I swear to you. How could they take a song that means so much to Americans and use it in such a way? We spoke to the teacher. Or we tried to. Mostly she just talked.
I wish we'd have sent them to Catholic schools.

Welcome to California. I've got a year left, and I'm leaving.

#42 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on February 23, 2007 11:54 PM

The UN report asserts with a 90 percent certainty that global warming is cause by mankind's activity.

Interestingly there was a scientist in the mid 20th century who published a finding that he had an identical (90%) certainty of having developed cold fusion.

The question here is, how are you enjoying your cold fusion powered house/car today?

#43 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 24, 2007 01:29 AM

I threw my Coke can in the regular trash yesterday.

#44 - Posted by: Hurricane John on February 24, 2007 09:44 AM

Was Michael J Fox the cameraman? couldn't keep the damn shot straight

#45 - Posted by: Evan M. on February 24, 2007 02:14 PM

In the 1960's the earth was terribly polluted. We took care of that. In the 1970's the excess of carbon dioxide was going to cause the earth to cool down. 600 years ago, it was the general consensus of scientist that the earth was flat. People were even killed for saying that it was a sphere. Kid, have your parents buy you a gun and teach you how to use it.

#46 - Posted by: Mark on February 24, 2007 11:13 PM

I object to the common knowledge that the world is a sphere (or was it a globe? I forget).

Who of you has ever witnessed that with his own eyes?

Same with evolution: even if you'd find a fossil, that could have been put in the ground by the Creator to have a good laugh at gullible would-be scientists.

#47 - Posted by: Brutha on February 25, 2007 06:02 AM

If that were my kid I'd encourage his participation in solving global warming...I'd take a belt to his ass so hard that he would be able to fart for a month!
~P&B~

#48 - Posted by: Pork & Beans on February 25, 2007 08:33 PM

wouldn't that is

#49 - Posted by: Pork & Beans on February 25, 2007 09:02 PM

That same kid aparently speaks french, as there is a video of him spouting this propeganda (I dont speak the language, so I cant be certain its the same - but the tone is) in that language.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=gpfrance

#50 - Posted by: Web on February 26, 2007 02:27 PM

That is a very different kid... but with the same hoodie... interesting.

#51 - Posted by: Dainen on February 26, 2007 04:50 PM

Oh boo hoo...

They said that crap to me when I was younger than this brat.

Well the rainforests are still there, orcas still eat seals, AIDS and famine and civil war are still killing thousands of Africans... guess what...

Nothing's changed in the past 17 years

#52 - Posted by: Trendy on February 26, 2007 11:34 PM

I actually thought that the kid's acting sucked hard. Watching this was painful and it made me want to beat up hippies and emo kids. C'mon kid, you're like ten years old, let's see you win the fight with "the Man" who has been keeping you down.

#53 - Posted by: Roland on February 27, 2007 10:39 PM
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