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February 22, 2007
Slouching Towards Planet of the Apes
Now they have the spear. How long before they have the gun? (hat tip to reader Opus) 16 Responses To "Slouching Towards Planet of the Apes"
Are they sure those aren't just libtards like Sarcasm Man-drill who haven't bathed or otherwise taken care of their personal hygiene lately? I mean, they are hunting bushbabies.... #1 - Posted by: Master Shake on February 22, 2007 04:37 PMWell according to the article it took them 4000 years to get past rocks. So guns should be another...16,000? Taking into account that the neighborhood in the Planet of the Apes move was New Jersey... #2 - Posted by: shimauma on February 22, 2007 05:01 PMThat surprises me. Uually you can't get them out of their parents' basements and garage apartments. And how much did they have to get paid to hold a spear? Remarkable what a Leftie can accomplish once you have grounded them from the PC and TV! #4 - Posted by: Writer on February 22, 2007 05:05 PMWay smart enough to be a Democratic Presidential contender and way too smart to be a congressman from either party! #5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 22, 2007 05:34 PMKiller Chimps Make Spears, Hunt Bushbabies; Muslims are Offended; Unless by Bushbabies You Mean Bushy McChimp...Hold One...Muslims are Uncertain Whether to be Offended, or at Whom They Should be Offended... Muslims Will Think About This #6 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on February 22, 2007 05:48 PMEXTRA! Chimps Seen Using Sticks to Make Letter 'T', Muslims Declare Jihad Against Infidel Simians I am not going to sweat this one and here is why... It took the time traveling Chimp's baby to lead those dim witted apes take over. According to that movie that took place sometime in the late '70's. So, until Ricardo Montalban's circus comes to town, I aint gonna worry. 'nuff said. #8 - Posted by: KeithP on February 22, 2007 06:40 PM"The only good human is a dead human!" - General Ursus Shimauma is right. Newark is Ape City - and they've already got plenty of guns. Blessed be The Bomb and The Holy Fallout... #9 - Posted by: bunkerboy on February 23, 2007 12:11 AMthe leader of the chimps said, "we are developing these sticks for peaceful purposes. we are ready to move into industrial-level sharp stick production." "we reject arbitrary deadlines set by the un, as sharp sticks are our right!" he said. the un continued to negotiate with chimps in spite of their recent defiance. the united states moved two aircraft carrier strike groups into the area saying "the military option is NOT off the table." in response, the chimps launched a series of war games, demonstrating the use of medium and intermediate-sized sharp sticks... (sounds so much like the real ahmedin-chimpboy-jad's rantings... hmmmm....) Possible headlines for the NYT Chimps engage in jihad against bushbabies- Muslims offended. Chimps run amuck, commit genocide against bushbabies - Fault, George W. Bush #11 - Posted by: seanmahair on February 23, 2007 11:09 AMWhich one of them is Dr. Zaius? Master Shake isn't there some nonsense on Conservapedia in need of updating? #12 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on February 23, 2007 12:21 PMOther NYT headlines: Chimps found to eat monkeys, PETA outraged. Bush babies killed by chimps, women and minorities hardest hit. #13 - Posted by: smokeybehr on February 23, 2007 02:10 PMThe article says that not only are male chimps are doing this, but that "we should not ignore females or other individuals". Meet "Vinnie". Your days are numbered, chuman! #15 - Posted by: Dr. Zaius on February 24, 2007 02:05 AMVinnie? Looks like platinum recording artist Pimp Man Z to me. I smell a rap war... #16 - Posted by: bunkerboy on February 24, 2007 06:36 PMPost a comment
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