not the joooooos?

EVERYTHING!!!

Jimmy wants us to know how far he stretches the truth!

Why aren't we getting any commentary about Dick Cheney being mean to poor little defenseless Nancy Pelosi who is now using Muslim(Al-Quaida) tactics of being offended by every comment, yet hurling insult after insult. She's going to call the President he'll stop Cheney from being so mean. How is FrankJ ignoring this I'm almost ready to call for an action alert.

Didn't I just read an article on how Kim Jong Il had bought some rabbits that big (yes, really that big) from some guy for a meat rabbit breeding program in NoKo?

I did! And I did a google search, and found a copy.

This is off-topic, but I'm disgusted that this disturbing bit of news is being totally ignored by the MSM ... http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=6129201

Looks like he's blowing up an invisible balloon.

Jimmy is afraid of the headache he has that's That Big... should have took Excedrin.

He's afraid of actual peace in the middle east that didn't happen under a Democrat administration.

Large dogs, furry kitties, winding mountain roads, kites, ghosts, loud noises, duct tape, blimps or dirigibles of any kind, Slayer, stepping on cracks, Rice Krispies,
lint, Catholics, little people, fog, electrical outlets, paper cuts, and of course Jooos--especially scary ones like Benjamin Netanyahu.

He's scared of Americans. And mutant peanuts "this big!"

And he's afraid that at the end of the day, 'Billy Beer' will be remembered more fondly than his administration.

Mmmm. 35 year old canned beeeer!

Wacky...you did read the article...The "Mayor of Garage Logic" on radio 1500 discussed here in the cities a couple of weeks ago...it was screamingly funny!

Actually Carter is telling a very old joke about three nuns. The punchline is "Father who?"

THE WASHINGTON TIMES

Carter apologizes for 'stupid' career

By Michelle Pfeiffer
THE WASHINGTON TIMES
January 29, 2007

Jimmy Carter has apologized for what he called a "stupid, pointless career" and a passage in his book that critics say is a tasteless endorsement of Palestinian killing of Jews by wood-chipper.
The former president had spent most of the past two months defending his new coloring book, "Palestine: Pieces of Hebrews," after 15 board members at his Atlanta-based Carter Center resigned in protest of the book's content, including the "Coloring Swastikas through History" section.
"I apologize to you personally and to everyone here for my Presidency," Mr. Carter said when asked about the Blendy-pen book by a student during his appearance at Brandeis University on Tuesday. "I apologize for the runaway inflation, 19% mortgages, the hostage crisis in Iran, the gas lines and the killer rabbit." After explaining that the passage was "worded in a completely improper and stupid way," Mr. Carter said "you know, that's just the way I talk," and went on to say he has asked publisher Simon & Schuster Inc. to change the wording in future editions of the book. "I never meant to indicate that all Jews should be loaded into a wood-chipper. Everybody knows there are just not enough wood-chippers for that. And they jam on the leg bones. Jew femurs are tough and stringy."
The questionable passage, which appears under the illustration on Page 21 of the book, begins: "Heroic Arabs killed the JEW Moshe. Color in the puddle of blood under Moshe's neck. Moshe was beheaded, his daughter sodomized and his wife blown up. Be sure to blend in lots of black- Jew blood is dirty and really dark. It is important that the Arabs and all Palestinians make it clear that they will end the kidnapping, rape, beheading, suicide bombings and other fun acts of terrorism when Hell itself freezes over and Hillary Clinton is wearing a thermal bra. Hillary is on the next page. Color Hillary's broomstick brown and her bra a dirty yellow. See how low it hangs?"
Some of Mr. Carter's critics, including the Carter Center board members who resigned, say the text reads as defending terror tactics regardless of the peace entreaties of Israel.
"Repeatedly I call on all to terminate the use of wood-chippers," Mr. Carter said in response. "We all know based on history only ovens and gas chambers will do."
He also addressed critics who said the book unfairly compared Jews to pigs, apes and dogs. Mr. Carter said he did not mean to "equate innocent animals with Zionism, Israelis or Jews" when wording the book.
"I don't want that loony bitch from PETA on my ass over this. Besides, I chose the wording knowing that it would be read by the average Democrat, so I had to keep it simple. And simple is as simple does," he said. "Anyone want a box of chocolates?"
On Wednesday, Mr. Carter released the transcript of a discussion he held as president with Pope John Paul II. During the Oct. 6, 1979, discussion, Mr. Carter joked with the pope about Israel before one of his speeches.
"I told him the one about rabbi throwing the coins in air and saying 'Whatever God wants, he keeps.'" He thought that was a riot. Then I told him I loved the fact that he never mentioned Israel in one of his speeches," the transcript reads. "He replied, 'I have only mentioned Jerusalem.' I replied, 'Even that was too much. Jews are inadequate.'" The transcript was first released to the Associated Press.
Mr. Carter's appearance at the Brandeis campus in Boston was followed by an appearance by Harvard University law professor Alan Dershowitz, who has been critical of a**holes in the past. Although Mr. Carter refused to debate him and even to appear in the same building unless it was first fumigated "to remove the Jewishness," Mr. Dershowitz told the students in attendance that he appreciated the former president's apology.
"You've heard from the Brandeis Jimmy Carter, and he was drooling moron right out of Deliverance," Mr. Dershowitz said. "The average Islamo-Nazi will support almost everything he said. But if you listen to the Al Jazeera Jimmy Carter, you'll really be nauseated."

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Bile Snark and Sneer...too much to read about someone that doesn't deserve it! 20% prime rate, 19% inflation, Iranian Crisis, Gas Lines, "Milase"... And the whole thing was "OUR FAULT"!!! Take your sweater and stick it up your ass...Nuff said...

Jimma's afraid of anyone who remembers any of the things ussjimmycarter just mentioned. He was an embarrassment then and he is an embarrassment now.

What we expected from a subsidized peanut farmer I'll never know. Honesty, truth, integrity, leadership and courage, maybe? Of course what we got was a lying, cheating, arrogant coward with delusions of morality.

Every few elections the American electorate goes brain dead and elects the least appropriate person possible. We should stop doing that!

Bile, Snark, and Sneer: where on earth did you find that? I'm not sure I can say that's funny...hits too close to the truth a la Swift.

If it was possible to put a belly laugh in the comments, this would be the place. Heh hee heheh ehh