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February 27, 2007
IMAO Readership Quality Screening Test
Take the "Are You a Dumb American Quiz", examine your results, and follow the appropriate instructions below:
So... how did you do? 35 Responses To "IMAO Readership Quality Screening Test"
100% Smart American I wonder if these will be the same questions on that new show that sees if you are smarter than a 5th grader #1 - Posted by: Derek on February 27, 2007 10:42 AMI'm a smart American. And I'm not even an American - I mean I live in America - but I wasn't born here, and I'm still only a Permanent Resident... Don't worry, I came here legally... from Canada. #2 - Posted by: Jeff on February 27, 2007 10:44 AMMy mommy always said I was smart, but I didn't know IMAO was going to think so too... Here's to giving a crap about the gov't. #3 - Posted by: Hannah banana on February 27, 2007 10:54 AMI'm a Smart American...from Australia...living in France. #4 - Posted by: Dylan on February 27, 2007 10:55 AMI can keep posting. Bwahahaha. Witty. That's a riot. #7 - Posted by: Ringmaster on February 27, 2007 11:39 AMAs a Smart American, I now have full authorization to make witty and/or insightful comments. I'll start any day now.... #8 - Posted by: Master Shake on February 27, 2007 12:00 PM8/10 But I'm having some back pain so that could account for it. Or there are some things I just don't know/have forgotten. When you get to be my age one of the first things to go is memory.... Maybe I should take the history quiz. Could be fun! Where am I again. #10 - Posted by: seanmahair on February 27, 2007 12:09 PMAAIIIEEEE! me's a smart 'merkin... but then, you knew that already because i've told you many times... #12 - Posted by: shane on February 27, 2007 12:25 PM8 out of 10. but where was the question about the first president to be impeached? I think I know that one. #13 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on February 27, 2007 12:28 PM10 out of 10. The questions were so easy, though, that I bet even some victims of public educaiton could get many of the right. #14 - Posted by: fishlaw on February 27, 2007 12:48 PMI’m smart, of course…otherwise I’d be in Iraq in the military! #15 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 27, 2007 01:16 PMEven before I clicked for the results I knew I got 100%. I think anyone who missed any of those questions should be forced to spend 400 hours watching speeches by Ronald Reagan and episodes of America Rock. I would send them back to school, but that's where the problems started, n'est pas? #16 - Posted by: keith on February 27, 2007 01:30 PM10/10 maybe I will get that upgrade to Brian the Somewhat Nifty after all. #17 - Posted by: Brian the Adequate on February 27, 2007 01:33 PMit didn't tell me how many out of 10 i got right but it told me i'm a smart american. i'm pretty sure i got 10/10. i do appreciate you changing the spelling of "you're" to be the correct "your" when you did your results pictures, Harvey. #18 - Posted by: sarahk on February 27, 2007 01:52 PMWait, I mean American... Then again, all true Americans are Republican #20 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on February 27, 2007 01:54 PMI can't believe the DUmmies & KosKids haven't shown up yet, bragging about their Pelosi scores... #21 - Posted by: Harvey on February 27, 2007 02:34 PMI'm confused. My test results came back negative. Does that mean I took the test wrong? #22 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 27, 2007 03:21 PM10/10, except that the first question really doesn't have a correct answer listed. 1776 is the year of the Declaration of Independence, not the year of the Revolution, which extended from 1775 to 1783. Then again, maybe I'm just nit-picking... #23 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on February 27, 2007 04:00 PMSir Andrew, the reverse is not always true though. Not all Republicans are true Americans. Needs I mention the Reps that were wanting to go along with the Iraq War censure? Gorram Traitorous bastiches. #24 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 27, 2007 04:05 PM10 out of 10 after I finally figured out that they were asking what decade the War of Northern Aggression happened. #25 - Posted by: on February 27, 2007 04:41 PMI got 8/10, so I went back and changed one answer, and got.... 8/10 again.... #26 - Posted by: No One of Consequence on February 27, 2007 05:03 PMI don't know, sarahk...I thought the "and you're opinions are probably well informed" was quite the delicious irony. And IllTemperedCur, I don't think you're nit-picking. That bugged me, as well. My thought taking that was, "Where's the correct answer of 'The year the Declaration of Independence was signed'?" #27 - Posted by: on February 27, 2007 05:07 PMYes, another foreigner gets the Smart American Award. I think I got 10/10 but like sarahk didn't see my score. Hope I can still comment! BTW, if you'd like to learn more about Canada (and who wouldn't) read this: http://www.blogthings.com/canada.html #28 - Posted by: The Bear on February 27, 2007 05:50 PMI would have had 10/10, but for one question. I hate the Delaweenies. Canada? Gay men and hairy women...no thanks! eh? #30 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 27, 2007 06:21 PMI got 'Smart American' which isn't bad since I'm not American. But I do know all. #31 - Posted by: Remulak MoxArgon on February 27, 2007 09:22 PM10 out of 10 makes you smart? You oughtta be able to answer these questions coming out of anesthesia... #32 - Posted by: bunkerboy on February 27, 2007 10:58 PMI assume I got 10/10, but I also was given no score other than that I'm A Smart American. also was bugged at the 1776 question, but I completely skimmed over "you're" #33 - Posted by: tommy on February 28, 2007 12:47 AMI knew I'd get the first state question right... we spent half a year in 5th grade learning Delaware's history. I correctly answered the other questions too, though. I mean, seriously though, how could you miss more than two of those questions (even if you went to public schools!)? #34 - Posted by: thegoddessanna on February 28, 2007 09:55 AMAlthough I got them all right, I'd be willing to excuse getting the questions wrong about "first state" and "what does D.C stand for", since those are more location-specific, and less important in terms of knowledge of the US in general. #35 - Posted by: Harvey on February 28, 2007 11:26 AMPost a comment
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