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March 15, 2007
Time to Clear Up a Few Things
After my last post, I feel the need to clear up a few misconceptions. First off, it's true that I beat up Nazis along side that wuss Captain America. Yes, he's Marvel and I'm DC, but that's just politics involving publication rights. So, not all my adventures get the press they deserve, but that's okay; I'm not same glory-hog like certain men in tights. Second, some of you seem to feel the need to question my sexuality. That's a little thing called "projection." If that was too subtle, here it is again: You're the one who's gay. In fact, this has to be the gayest site around because, judging from the comments, all the readers here are completely flaming. Thirdly... well, I guess I should say something political... Oh, I know: Guess who else is gay? Fred Thompson. Of course, he's not as gay as this whole love fest going on here. I guess you guys will eat up any homo-erotic Chuck Norris facts ripoff. Hey... that gives me an idea to build up popularity for a comeback... Anyway, one final thing: Just because you're in the ocean doesn't mean you can pee anywhere you feel like it. 11 Responses To "Time to Clear Up a Few Things"
You claim not to be gay, but you keep looking at our "projections". (Can someone who lives underwater be "flaming?") #2 - Posted by: Master Shake on March 15, 2007 10:47 AMSpeaking of projection... Master Shake - it's kind of like those underwater welders. Tights+projection+Frank's underwear=Richard Simmonsesque flaming gayness. #3 - Posted by: Moneyman on March 15, 2007 11:21 AMSomething smells fishy...and I’m not Helen Keller so that must mean that our favorite tight wearing “tough” is talking a bit of trash? It would appear that someone’s getting a bit testy and that maybe the talk of AquaFag dropping trou. doing his Barney Frank impression has caused some sensitivity by our SuperLight-in-the-Leotards-Hero? I don’t mind being called a Homo personally, because I know that I have never and will never taken one up the poop shoot…can AquaQueer claim the same? The world wonders… Listen Aquaman, if you don't want me peeing in your ocean then you had better stop swimming in my toilet. #5 - Posted by: Veeshir on March 15, 2007 01:28 PMNo, you aren't Gay, you just follow Aquaboy areound and try to talk him into reading your magazines from NAMBLA. #6 - Posted by: Writer on March 15, 2007 01:32 PMIt is a well known fact that Aquaman and Superman are life partners. Besides, Aquaman smells like fish. And aqua is such a gay color to begin with. #7 - Posted by: captamerica on March 15, 2007 01:47 PMWasn't that you who bit the end off the submarine just to suck the seamen out? #8 - Posted by: MikefromtheWVpartofNY on March 15, 2007 02:04 PMI have to ask MikefromtheWVpartofNY, let me guess, do you live in the lovely Utica/Rome metropolitan region? #9 - Posted by: Veeshir on March 15, 2007 02:58 PMI heard AquaMan took his favorite vehicle north and blew a seal... #10 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 15, 2007 07:31 PMJust because you're in the ocean doesn't mean you can pee anywhere you feel like it.Which parts of the ocean are the free-pee zones? #11 - Posted by: Anon Y. Mous on March 15, 2007 10:09 PM Post a comment
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