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March 13, 2007
Top 10 Things Gen. Pace Would Do To Improve the Military
Marine Gen. Peter Pace recently said that he disapproved of allowing gays in the military because he thought homosexuality was immoral. If he had his way, what other changes would he make to the US Armed Forces? 10) Ban those gawdawful Black Bean & Rice Burrito MREs. 9) Change the female uniform to that miniskirt & leather boots combo they had on Star Trek. 8) Less talkin', more killin'. 7) Recalibrate terribly inaccurate journalist targeting system. 6) Fix that annoying squeaky wheel on his desk chair. 5) Get rid of the big, flaming homos. 4) No small, sparking metros, either. 3) Iran = nuclear free-fire zone. 2) Improve diversity by raising recruitment quota for Spartans. And the number 1 thing Gen. Pace would do to improve the military: 1) Two words: President Ermey. 10 Responses To "Top 10 Things Gen. Pace Would Do To Improve the Military"
*Two words: President Ermey.* Oh, hell yeah!!! He's got my vote!!!! Bu-rah!!!! #1 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on March 13, 2007 09:53 PMIs it time to crush General Pace in the political correctness mill, much as happened to Ann Coulter? I don't think so... I'll bet Fred Thompson wouldn't disagree with him... #2 - Posted by: serr8d on March 13, 2007 10:15 PMR. Lee for President!!! I'd vote for R. Lee! I just don't understand (on a serious note) what is so wrong about the General saying he thinks homosexuality is immoral. If some gay guy got on tv and said that heterosexuals were immoral, the press would give the man a medal. I don't personally care who you want to sleep with, but while you're in the military, your mind should be focused on one thing only: your mission! #4 - Posted by: Anna V. on March 14, 2007 09:08 AMErmy for President and Spartans in our military. The most awesome idea ever. #5 - Posted by: Intellectual on March 14, 2007 10:46 AMIn the article you linked from The Huff Post, Mr. Bouley suggests that if homosexuals were to leave certain areas or even the nation it would collapse economically and culturally. He counsels his "brethren" to effectively boycott all business, people, areas, etc. that do not lovingly affirm the wholesomeness of the "gay lifestyle." He says that instead of continuing to beg others to accept their choices, they should just leave and go where they feel welcome. I agree with him on that point. He suggests that if the US doesn't want to reward homosexual behavior then the US is immoral and will suffer greatly by the loss of all the homosexual folks. He mentions that Canada would be a better place. I would honestly like to see him and his followers to test this theory. Will our entire civilization collapse because all of our "gay" friends forsake us? It does seem like a comedy act or an attempt at satire, but the most hilarious part is that he is serious. Global Warming is not the real threat . . . THE GAYS ARE LEAVING!! OH NO, we shall all perish now!!! (just as a helpful thought, I think Amsterdam would certainly welcome you folks with open arms too, if the US doesn't measure up to your version of morality) #6 - Posted by: Spyndrilleum on March 14, 2007 01:32 PMBesides, "Gays" in the military is an imagined problem anyway. I don't believe in "gay" people. They don't exist. However, some people do gay things. The military justice code does not punish someone for what he is, but only what he does. #7 - Posted by: Spyndrilleum on March 14, 2007 01:38 PMErmy for President and Spartans in our military. Considering the content of the original post, that actually made me laugh out loud. Yeah, but Spartans don't prance around & lisp while they're killing Persians, so it's ok :-) #9 - Posted by: Harvey on March 14, 2007 04:54 PMThe Black Bean and Rice Burrito was way better than the Pasta with Alfredo sauce. At least the burrito came with salsa. That crappy Alfredo sauce was horrid no matter how much hot sauce was added. #10 - Posted by: JohnJ on March 17, 2007 12:15 PMPost a comment
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