I honestly did not know 'wanker' was a term in common use in the US like it is Down Under.

/Aussie

So far, "the voices" are leading...

So far, the voices in my head appear to be winning. I guess I should stop fighting doing the other things they tell me....

Go Rudy!

I love the reference to The Hunt For Red October (loved the movie and the book upon which it is based).

I'll vote for Fred because I'm afraid of him. Fear is a great political motivator!

SilverBubble, does that mean that I have to vote for Hillary? She scares the HELL out of me!

*just kidding Frank... put away the pistol...

AAARRRRGGGHH!

IMAO has tacky cheap polls. Pollmonkey.com has better polls. They are not cheesy like the ones you use that take you to another website. They cost money but you right wingers should be rich by now thanks to several years of Bush's amazin tax breaks. Of course combining the tax break with wars has really weakened the dollar and will lead to a recession and was outrageously stupid but who cares as long as we have less taxes!!! Right? To sum up. Less taxes = awesome!! But less taxes plus expensive war = very, very dumb :-( and will lead to a recession. If you think you have done well under Bush why don't you check and see how weak the U.S. dollars you own have become under GWB. Compared to many other currencies the U.S. dollar has plunged 20-30%. Your U.S. dollars have decreased in value by 20 to 30% and that doesn't even include the cost of inflation. Bush did that you because he loves you so much.

Oh and another thing. This War on Terror we are fighting. Why are we wasting time worrying
about Chiquita banana terrorists? Isn't this a distraction from finding the real 9/11 terrorist who recently enjoyed his 50th birthday? I'll answer my own question: Yes it is.

It's finally Friday. Enjoy your weekend right wingers.

You used the word 'frakking.' I love that!

Um, is it just me, or have Sarcasm Man's trolling diatribes lost quality lately? I mean, he's usually pretty funny, but not so much anymore.

I chose "because the voices DEMAND it" as per your topic t-shirts ads from Cafepress, sometimes the voices have GOOD ideas...and "sarc" is just jealous cause they don't talk to him, on account of he's a weeny faggot.

My vote goes to Joe Arpaio, America's toughest sheriff.

My vote goes to Joe Arpaio, America's toughest sheriff.

Sarcasm Man, want a refund?

Like all liberals and Democratics, I answered "No, I hate America, Americans and apple pie." Although it would have been more accurate if you also included the fact that we hate women, children, puppies, kittens, and old people (unless they remember their place and stay on the progressive plantation).

I'm voting for Fred 'cause he's six and a half feet of big cuddly Papa Bear....that will tear your freakin face off if you look at him wrong!!!

Sarcasm Manchild - yes we do despise all life on earth. Almost as much as the jihadists. That is why my brother Dennis (he'd make a swell president, I think) and the rest our friends in Congress remained seated while the repugnicans gave a standing 'O' at the state of the union speech when busHitler said he would defend the American people.

And I don't know why the British were so appalled that same week to see a video of a would-be suicide bomber turn his backpack in the direction of a woman carrying a small child and try to detonate the bomb inside. It just smoldered while bystanders tackled him.

We all know that all the jihadists have to say is "shut up and die while I murder you with your children," but they can't kill all of us, and I doubt if they'll get me. And they certainly won't get my brother the Congressman (he'd make a swell president, I think). After all, he's a CONGRESSMAN, for crying out loud.

Oh sure, they'll kill some Americans. But the way I look at it, at least half of them will be repugnicans, and that will only help in the next election.

I hope my brother wins this time. He'd make a swell president, I think.

Yes, I'll vote for Fred, and those other 'R' candidates had better get the f**k out of the way...Steamroller time, baby~!

I'm answering no because taking a crap without a plan is funny