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March 17, 2007
Now With Handy Self-Parodying Feature
I read this: Karl Rove and his manipulative, behind the scenes machinations continue even though he had to resign in disgrace from BushCo. Also, the willing tools of the Republican killing machine, including Karl Rove, with whom they have formed an unholy alliance, Move America Forward, are helping Rove whip a group called "Gathering of Eagles" into a frenzy over something that is not and was not ever going to occur. Okay, I am not sure that Karl Rove started this particular pile of horse pucky, but it sure has his stank all over it, so we are going to pretend for the sake of argument that it was Karl, or someone just like him. BushCo employees Roves like McDonald’s employs fry cooks. And thought, "This HAS to be Frank J.'s work". Or at least Scrappleface. Possibly the Onion. Turns out it's Cindy Sheehan. Seriously, if I just cut & paste her crap and posted it under my name, would you have ANY reason to believe it wasn't a joke? 14 Responses To "Now With Handy Self-Parodying Feature"
Hey, she plagiarized me! But then, she has absolute moral authority, so I guess it's all right. #1 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on March 17, 2007 12:04 PMHorse pucky? His stank? Would you really want credit for phrases like that? #2 - Posted by: Michele on March 17, 2007 12:12 PMKarl resigned? Noooooo!!!! No one mentioned it at last night's VRWC local 247 meeting. Dang. How will I know who to oppress without Karl to direct me? Does anyone know who we are to oppress and smear this week? Have an Evil day. A little less evil without Karl, but do the best you can. #4 - Posted by: DrEvil on March 17, 2007 05:03 PMThe only servant of evil is Sheehan. I'll bet her poor son is just mortified. I think there is a psychological term for her obsession with Rove and Bush. It's called transference. She has all of these horrible evil thoughts and she tries to push them on to others as a way to make herself feel better. She should get professional help. Somewhere far away, say France or Iran. A couple of years behind the veil ought to sort her out, don'cha think. #5 - Posted by: seanmahair on March 17, 2007 11:20 PMSeriously, if I just cut & paste her crap and posted it under my name, would you have ANY reason to believe it wasn't a joke? She's funny. #6 - Posted by: Veeshir on March 18, 2007 12:03 PMYou. Have got. To be kidding me! Cindy Sheehan: Making a mockery of herself so you don't have to. #9 - Posted by: ZK on March 19, 2007 12:06 AMI think it can be said with near 100% certainty that Ms. Sheehan is only loosely associated with these posts ... the grammar far exceeds her limited education and acuity. Occasionally, her current handlers will allow her to write "a cappella," but her ignorance is betrayed by a woeful lack of gray matter. She remains one of the most remarkably insignificant individuals in history. #10 - Posted by: GeorgiaPundit on March 19, 2007 12:14 AMYou just KNOW Cindy Sheehan's son signed up to piss her off and to get away from her lefty blathering. So you tell me - who's REALLY responsible for his death? Answer: F---in' heathen scum A-rabs, of course. But I'll betcha anything deep down she blames herself, and there lie the roots of her dementia. #11 - Posted by: bunkerboy on March 19, 2007 01:20 AMThe sad part is that she honestly believes this stuff. What she really needs is a room with with nice soft walls and enough meds to keep her immobile for her own good. #12 - Posted by: Writer on March 19, 2007 01:20 PMI have a few people I sometimes sends links from here. I have an email asking, "Who said this? Cindy Sheehan or FrnakJ?" It's a great game and can be done in so many different areas. Who said this? Dem Congress-critter or Al-Quaeda bigwig? University Prof or Jihadi? College student or member of the PLO? EUnuch minister or Hamas minister? Iranian mad-mullah or "moderate Muslim leader"? I'm thinking of making it into a board game, but my Hamas piece keeps blowing up. Sorry. #13 - Posted by: Veeshir on March 19, 2007 02:39 PMWho says liberals don't have a sense of humor! The only problem is that the humor comes when they believe that they are serious. #14 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on March 19, 2007 08:26 PMPost a comment
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