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March 19, 2007
We're Also Banned in Atlantis for Defamation of Their King
According to this site, IMAO is banned in China. Well, two can play at this game. From here on, China is banned at IMAO. If you want to be a Communist, do it somewhere else. Otherwise, the helpful staff here at IMAO will throw you in a prison camp where you'll be forced to go through all my old posts correcting the grammar. (hat tip to reader Chris D) 16 Responses To "We're Also Banned in Atlantis for Defamation of Their King"
In all probability, the Chinese are too busy bootlegging Shrek III to have any idea what you guys are about. It's more likely the fact you have MAO in your name. Who cares? When was the last time you heard a Chinaman crack wise? If your URL didn't so obviously refer to the fact that you are, in fact, Mao, living a life of decadence in the U.S., then they wouldn't have to block you. Or it could just be that the Chinese are a bunch of humorless dicks like Sarcasm Man. #2 - Posted by: Master Shake on March 19, 2007 05:12 PMThen the staff at IMAO only uses plastic dishes? #3 - Posted by: Writer on March 19, 2007 05:13 PMI wouldn't trust the Chinese to correct your grammar. I've read their instruction manuals. #4 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on March 19, 2007 05:50 PMhey, they banned us a while back, but after a long and bitter war, they finally relented to at least some of our demands. http://rhog.blogspot.com/2007/03/victory-is-ours.html also, how's that whole 'sending me an autographed copy of your book' thing coming? #5 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on March 19, 2007 06:00 PMDid you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong" #6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 19, 2007 06:38 PM"Or it could just be that the Chinese are a bunch of humorless dicks like Sarcasm Man." Maybe Sarcasm Man is a member of the CPC? Amen. In solidarity I too will ban China from my humble blog. #8 - Posted by: Antonius Patrius on March 19, 2007 07:25 PMHA! I am still available on my personal website in China. I guess the Chicoms consider me pretty tame. HA! They fell prey to one of the classic blunders! The first, is never get into a land war in Asia. The second, and only slightly less well known, never go up against an obscure author, especially when bytes are on the line! #10 - Posted by: keith on March 19, 2007 08:29 PM...where you'll be forced to go through all my old posts correcting the grammar.LOL! That's a job I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, Francis! I mean... FrankJ...! :D #11 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on March 19, 2007 09:42 PMbut can we still have chinese food? #12 - Posted by: tommy on March 20, 2007 01:40 AMMaybe you could send them our semi-resident trolls. If we teach the Chinese how fun troll baiting is they may take it up as a hobby and finally an American team can win at table tennis! #13 - Posted by: seanmahair on March 20, 2007 02:07 PMThat's funny, I access IMAO.us from Fuzhou with no problem. -Hongbin Fuzhou, Fujian, PRC #14 - Posted by: Zhuang Hongbin on March 21, 2007 01:13 AMThat's funny, I access IMAO.us from Fuzhou with no problem. Which is why I used the weasel words "According to this site." #15 - Posted by: Frank J. on March 21, 2007 11:28 AMIt turns out that this url is available there: http://www.dailykos.com/. Does this fit the mold or what??!! #16 - Posted by: Ken Lizotte on March 22, 2007 03:54 PMPost a comment
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