 |
|
|
|
About IMAO Giving money to Frank J. makes you happy!  Buy funniest book ever!  IMAO Podcasts IMAO Merchandise and Newsletter
 Cool shirts, mugs, stickers, and what-not!
About IMAO
If you want to send something by snail mail, e-mail with subject "P.O. Box" to get mail information for Frank J. and SarahK. About Frank J. Bloggers: Frank J. Harvey RightWingDuck Cadet Happy spacemonkey Laurence Simon SarahK Popular Categories
Fred Thompson FactsJohn Edwards Fabulous Facts lolterizt IMAO Condensed Know Thy Enemy Editorials Frank the Artist In My World Other Content
Ode to ViolenceBrief Histories IMAO Audio Bits  Read the Essay Own the Shirt Peace Gallery Search IMAO
Testimonials
"All quotes attributed to me on IMAO are made up... including this one."
-Glenn Reynolds "Unfunny treasonous ronin!" -Lou Tulio* "You, sir, are a natural born killer." -E. Harrington "You'll never get my job! Never!!!" -Jonah Goldberg "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And He did despair, for in His omniscience, He did know that His creations had but three-fifths of the splendor of that which would be IMAO." -No One of Consequence "A blogger with a sense of humor." -Some Woman on MSNBC Blogroll
Ace of Spades HQThe Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler Blackfive Captain's Quarters Classical Values Conservative Grapevine The Corner The Daily Gut (with Jim Treacher!) Dave in Texas Eject! Eject! Eject! Electric Venom Hot Air Puppy Blender La Shawn Barber's Corner Michelle Malkin Pereiraville Protein Wisdom Rachel Lucas Right Wing News Scrappleface Serenity's Journal Townhall Blog IMAO Blogroll Bad Example Cadet Happy The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles mountaineer musings Right Wing Duck  This Blog Is Full of Crap Fred Thompson Links Fred File Blogs for Fred Fred Thompson Facts Awards
|
March 21, 2007
The Window Is Closing
Just a reminder, if we're planning on new missions to the moon, we better nuke it soon as demonstration of our awesome power so that the radiation has time to dissipate. Astronauts already have to pass through the Van Allen radiation belt, so why make things worse for them. The longer we wait to nuke the moon, the more irresponsible it becomes. 15 Responses To "The Window Is Closing"
But the more irresponsible it comes, the more effective the whole "nuke the moon" strategy! #1 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on March 21, 2007 10:31 AMdamn, I need new glasses... "comes" should be "becomes". #2 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on March 21, 2007 10:31 AMThe Moon is a big place, just nuke a spot where they aren't going to be. Or were you going to nuke the spot where OUR FLAG is? Don't make me come down there. #3 - Posted by: Veeshir on March 21, 2007 10:48 AMMy Van Allen radiator belt broke and it cost me $300 to get my car fixed after it overheated! #4 - Posted by: beez on March 21, 2007 11:33 AMLets NUKE the Moon-Worshiping Middle-Eastern Cult instead. We can always Nuke the moon, its not like its going anywhere. #5 - Posted by: Writer on March 21, 2007 12:07 PMImmediately following this post, CAIR made a statement condemning the moon, and stating various actions by the moon it considers offensive toward the Muslim people. #6 - Posted by: Son of Bob on March 21, 2007 01:09 PMWe could nuke Abinnutjob (Iran) whiles he's using the facilities. That's a moon that's asking to be nuked. He'll get to the after life sooooo much faster that way, of course he may not be any good to those virgins (that would be their reward), but he wouldn't be causing the world problems anymore. Win-win. We need to nuke the moon before China does for "defensive purposes" #8 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on March 21, 2007 02:58 PMHa, I see you're avoiding my comment FrankJ, you do mean to nuke the site where our flag still flies. Were all those lefties right? Are you really a lefty making fun of us wingers? Let's also go ahead a nuke a national park as well...some place that lefty's like to hang and call their own. This will take another step in full implementation of Frank's plan! #10 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 21, 2007 05:17 PMussjimmycarter, A National Park? Then where would I go with my redneck 4x4 to ooooooffffeeennnnd treehuggers and run over their hippiemobeals? Just nuke Santa Cruz or Hollywood. That would take out the vast bulk of them in a single strike. BTW...CAIR and the ACLU sued the moon to keep it from continuing it's varios phases. They only want the moon to stay in a crecent shape. Any other is offeeennnnsive. Frank, Not the best, but still damn funny. Just stop giving away our hideouts and rituals, or your Vast Right Wing Conspiracy membership card will be revoked. #11 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on March 21, 2007 09:21 PMYou could go after Berkley, I hear that liberals are harvested from there. #12 - Posted by: ChrisA on March 21, 2007 10:00 PMI remember in the early '70s Gerry and Sylvia Anderson, the Brit duo that gave us "Thunderbirds" and "Captain Scarlet" supermarionation, came out with the live-action "UFO". Set in 1980, it envisioned purple-haired chicks and brave rocket pilots operating from the Moon as our first line of defense against alien invaders. A couple of years later, they came out with "Space:1999", which followed the adventures of Moonbase Alpha as they tried to survive on a Moon that had been blasted out of Earth's orbit. It was the most expensive show ever made at the time. Today, 38 years after the first Apollo landing, the Moon's promise remains unfulfilled, and we sit around casually discussing hurling nukes at it. Which just goes to show, the only thing certain about the future is that the music will suck... #13 - Posted by: bunkerboy on March 22, 2007 04:34 AMI heard someone yapping something about tides and life on Erth being afected if we nuked the moon, but I wasn't really listening. I mean, how bad could it really be? The moon is like far away, right? #14 - Posted by: Steve L. on March 22, 2007 11:56 AMWell, if you drop a nuke on two opposite sides of the moon at the same time, it should have no net effect on position of it's center of mass vis-a-vis the Earth #15 - Posted by: pngrata on March 22, 2007 06:20 PMPost a comment
|
Buy IMAO T-Shirts 
 
 
IMAO T-Shirts
The IMAO T-Shirt Babe (winning picture) YOU BUY NEW SHIRTS NOW!!! Yay! Books!
Capitalism
Archives
By Category
24American Idol Aqua-Adventures Barackalypse Now Best of IMAO 2002 Best of IMAO 2006 Bite-Sized Wisdom Editorials Election 2008 Filthy Lies Frank Answers Frank Discussions Frank on Guns Frank Reads the Bible Frank the Artist Fred Thompson Facts Friday Cat-Blogging Fun Trivia Hellbender Hellbender Take Two Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths Humor I Hate Frank If I Were President ignis fatuous IMAO Condensed IMAO Exclusives IMAO for the Non-Deaf IMAO Reviews IMAO Think Tank In My World In My World - Fan Fiction John Edwards Fabulous Facts Know Thy Enemy lolterizt Michael Moore Mitt Romney Ads News Round-Up Newsish Fakery No, McCain't Our Military Permalink Contest Precision Guided Humor Assignments Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul Ronin Profiles Ronin Thought of the Day SarahK's TV stuff Scary Evil Monkey Simpsons Trivia Songs & Poems State of the Frank Report Superego Totally True Tidbits WEsistance Is Facile Why Me Laugh? Yvonne's Ashes By Month
December 2008September 2008 August 2008 July 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 January 2004 December 2003 November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 April 2003 March 2003 February 2003 January 2003 December 2002 November 2002 October 2002 September 2002 August 2002 July 2002 March 1933
|
Stumble It!
