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March 26, 2007
Democrat Plots to Kill All Senators!!!
According to Drudge, an aide to Senator Jim Webb was arrested for trying to bring a gun into the Russell Senate Office building. Apparently, Jim Webb -- who has a permit -- keeps a gun in his purse and inadvertently had his aide carry his purse for him. If that's all this is, hopefully this will be cleared up soon. And, since Webb is reportedly pro-gun, hopefully this will push him to help D.C. from being such a bunch of caveman on the issues of guns ("Grr! Magic thunder-stick! Burn the warlock!"). 15 Responses To "Democrat Plots to Kill All Senators!!!"
This is in DC! The District of Criminals...we can't have any schmo' carrying a gun around! I say let's throw little Jimmy into the slammer and let him act out a few of the scenes in his novels! I think Bubba will enjoy the one where he turns little jimmy upside down and let's him perform oral on him... #1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 26, 2007 04:51 PMNow listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This...is my boomstick! #2 - Posted by: G Fresh on March 26, 2007 05:09 PMHooray, killing corrupt senators! Poor little aide-guy, couldn't get past the security, but, it's the thought that counts! (I realize that this is kind of off the topic but ...) Jim Webb carries a purse? Have a missed a major event in the cultural revolution? When did men start carrying purses? I don't know, carrying a gun is one thing but I don't think I trust a guy carrying a purse. Just think if Sandy Berger had carried a purse their might be nothing left in the National Archives. This could change our whole way of life. I call for a investigation and Congressional Hearings. We must get down to the bottom of this heinous practice. #5 - Posted by: seanmahair on March 26, 2007 06:14 PMNot like I needed yet another reason to dislike Webb and his staff... it would not surprise me in the least to know that he carried around a girlie-purse, and that the gun is just to make him feel like a 'man.' Sigh. I cannot wait to move out of Virginia. #6 - Posted by: Anna V. on March 26, 2007 06:45 PMHEY. Ease up- he just needs the gun to protect Webb's latest kiddie porn manuscript. #7 - Posted by: Bile, Snark, and Sneer on March 26, 2007 07:08 PMAre all Democrat members of Congress required to carry purses, or just the "male" ones? #8 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on March 26, 2007 07:31 PMMan purses are nothing new (not that I'd be caught dead carrying one except for a lady)...just visit any left coast state...it's the latest metrosexual thing. What I'm wondering is what kind of gun he had within...probably a girly gun? Aw, c'mon, it was just a Derringer. An' them Derrigner bullets is weak...powerful weak! #10 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on March 26, 2007 11:47 PMI missed the purse part! I'll bet it was a metrosexual gun...probably a small caliber stainless with girly handles (probably pearl) for the wuss! Someone needs to pistol whip him just for the purse... #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 27, 2007 06:10 AMEven with a Concealed Weapon permit, it is supposed to be registered. Tells you how a DemoCRAP thinks-one set of rules for Conservatives, and another for Libtards. #12 - Posted by: Writer on March 27, 2007 08:14 AMMac Watson, on WRVA-Richmond calls Jim Webb "Lieutenant Dan" from Forrest Gump. Now, whenever he talks about Webb, he plays Forrest saying "Lieutenant Dan!" It's a hoot! #13 - Posted by: beez on March 27, 2007 11:20 AMAw, c'mon, it was just a Derringer. An' them Derrigner bullets is weak...powerful weak! Tell that to Abe Lincoln..... #14 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on March 27, 2007 02:26 PMIt’s not as if he was going to kill all Senators. As a loyal DemoCRAP, Webb was only going to kill those with an (R) after their name. Stop trying to make more out of it than it is. #15 - Posted by: Writer on March 27, 2007 04:29 PMPost a comment
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