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March 28, 2007
You'd Think Hillary Could Teach Her Staff to Lie Better
Posted by Frank J. at 04:36 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (8)

Now that Hillary Clinton has received the endorsement of Iowa governor Tom Vilsack, it's been revealed that the Hillary campaign had promised to pay off the $400,000 in debt Vilsack built up during his campaign for the White House. I love this statement at the end of the news story:

The [Hillary] campaign said there is no connection between Vilsack's endorsement and their commitment to help pay off his campaign debt.

As insulting as that statement is to our intelligence, why couldn't Hillary campaign have said:

"The reason Hillary is paying off Vilsack's campaign debt is because whoever is reading this is both stupid and ugly."

It has about the same effect.

UPDATE:

For the record, my endorsement will only cost $100,000.

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8 Responses To "You'd Think Hillary Could Teach Her Staff to Lie Better"

I was going to wonder what the Billie Jean King endorsement "cost" but the mental image caused me to do a personal cntrl-alt-delete to reboot my mind before I went too far with that one...

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 28, 2007 05:36 PM

"The [Hillary] campaign said there is no connection between Vilsack's endorsement and their commitment to help pay off his campaign debt."

Not to say I didn't greatly enjoy today's In My World, but that sentence is easily the funniest thing I've read all day.

#2 - Posted by: Master Shake on March 28, 2007 07:00 PM

Frank, I'll give u my endorsement for 50 bucks

#3 - Posted by: Ak Craig on March 28, 2007 07:07 PM

Frank,

The Hitlery staff doesn't need to learn to lie better. The New York Slimes nor the Left Angeles Crimes, not to mention the communist alphabet channel "news" agencies won't call them on it, and in the mind of a Democrat, any opinion outside of the mainstream media does not count. After all, the Dems think all the good little sheeple of America (surfs) should shut-up and believe what they see on television or read in the (red) press and do as they're told.

#4 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on March 28, 2007 07:20 PM

Billie Jean is NOT my lover! She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is NOT my son!!!

#5 - Posted by: Bill Clinton on March 28, 2007 08:22 PM

Frank, you getting cheap. Is that Net or Gross?

#6 - Posted by: Writer on March 29, 2007 08:28 AM

I hear the Hillary camp is offering to pay for Elizabeth Edwards' funeral if she drops dead right now...

#7 - Posted by: bunkerboy on March 29, 2007 02:40 PM

Writer - Cheap?
I'll endorse someone for a few STI 1911's and a couple of FN-FAL's!
And maybe a 50 BMG thrown in...

#8 - Posted by: jimmyb on March 29, 2007 10:59 PM
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