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March 28, 2007
American Idol Six - Top Ten elimination
Posted by sarahk at 10:35 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (13)

Ryan says the two important questions are who will go home and how Sanjaya will wear his hair. Then Ryan comes out in a faux-hawk wig. I'm not sure who pulled it off better. I give them both an A for effort. Did I just say that? I'm off my game, yes?

They do the recap.

I think if Haley doesn't go home, it will be Chris Sligh. That makes me sad, because he shouldn't be going home yet. But he's been so safe lately. :-(

Bad Ford commercial is "I Fought the Law", and it's actually good! I enjoyed it, anyway.

Blake is safe.
LaKisha is safe.
Phil is in the bottom three.
Melinda is safe. What? Chris R. is making fun of her with the surprised face. That is so cute.
And Chris R. is safe! Yay!
Sanjaya is not being thrown out with the Bath Water, he is safe. Come on, someone had to make the pun. He sang the song, not me.
Haley is in the bottom three.
Jordin is safe.
So it's to Gina and to Chris Sligh. If Chris is in the bottom three, I think my bottom three prediction is 100% accurate tonight. Lemme go check. Yep.

And now we go to break, and Gwen Stefani is going to perform, and Chris and Gina have to sit through it not knowing. Gina gets so emotional.

American Idol "Challenge": Which of Bo Bice, Ruben Studdard, Taylor Hicks was dubbed the "Velvet Teddy Bear"? Hrm. I entered the first week, I should start entering these again so Frank and I can have a shot to go to the finale.

Gwen Stefani is out to perform. Is that Mekhi Phifer with her? A-Con? A-Kon? I don't understand his name, but anyway, he's going on tour with her. You know, I don't enjoy her music most of the time (it's just not my type), and her voice is not my favorite (she stays in that low range almost exclusively), and I don't like the hoo-hah shorts, but--I know I keep saying this--she seems like a genuinely nice person. And she is a true performer, and I love to watch people who love what they do. She oozes that.

Gwen will be back for the AI charity thing next month.

Publix Ginger Ale is $2 a 12 pack this week, and I like Publix Giner Ale. So you know.

Chris Sligh is in the bottom three.

Phil is safe. Now it's Chris or Haley going home. Simon says it's Chris going home. I fear he may be right, but I stick by my prediction.

Chris is going home, and Haley gets to stay. Shame. I'm sad. I hope he gets picked up for TV (American Idol host? Just kidding, Ryan, you know I love you.) or maybe by a Christian label.

Sanjaya and Haley remain, and Chris is gone. But you know what? This means there is something bigger and better in store for Chris and his lovely wife.

Rating: 2.0/5 (5 votes cast)

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13 Responses To "American Idol Six - Top Ten elimination"

BOOOOO!!! It is a frigging crime that Sligh is gone and Richardson and Sanjaya are still there. Haley and Gina too, but they're at least bearable.

#1 - Posted by: tommy on March 28, 2007 10:17 PM

you should watch the 60 minutes interview the coop did with simon -- you can see it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPx_bX5_T70

apparently, simon's label owns every single singer (winner or not) on every version of AI in the world--so, getting kicked off early isn't going to do you any good as far as going out and signing a good deal

#2 - Posted by: Cadet Happy on March 28, 2007 11:20 PM

chris is a member of the top ten, which means he's obligated to perform during the idol tours. [yes, i know. i meant after. eventually, his idol life ends, and then he doesn't have the music contract. -sk]

everyone in the top ten makes a fair bit of money, I'm just unhappy that sanjaya makes any, he really does suck.

However, chris did do terrible last night. I've mentioned that while sanjaya is the worst performer, everyone who has been voted off did even worse for THAT ONE performance the day before.

I like chris, but yesterday? even bland, dry, flat and almost talentless at best lounge singer sanjay outdid chris's broken rendition of "every thing she does (is magic)"

So I can forgive it now, and probably in the coming weeks, but sanjaya [this is a SarahK post, not a RWD post -sk].

#3 - Posted by: Wickedpinto on March 29, 2007 02:02 AM

Too bad Chris S is gone. He was least bad of the boys this year. At least they had the sense to boot him before booting any more of the girls.

#4 - Posted by: Gregg the obscure on March 29, 2007 08:09 AM

Publix sux! Kroger rulz! Let's go Krogering! WOO!

Sorry about that. I was totally rooting for Haley to go home. Ah well, maybe next week.

#5 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on March 29, 2007 08:39 AM

WHAT!!! I cannot believe Chis S is gone! That is a travesty! And I am getting very annoyed with Sanjaya, every week he's safe the show loses its credibility. If Gina gets the boot before he does... I'll **** * ** ** ** *** ** ** ***** ** *A* * *** ** * ** ** * ** * * ***** ** ******! That's a promise!

On an up note. I agree with SarahK about Gwen Stefani. Her music's not my type, but she really seemed to be a nice person. (And I think she did a fine job as an aide, she warned Chris about getting ahead of the beat).

But I swear. Sanjaya had better be gone next week.

#6 - Posted by: InsanityWithheld on March 29, 2007 09:03 AM

I may start watching this season, since everyone has an opinion about Sanjaya.

#7 - Posted by: wRitErsbLock on March 29, 2007 09:46 AM

NMUSpidey, Publix is the best grocery store ever! Kroger is #2!

wRitErsbLock, come over to the dark side!

#8 - Posted by: sarahk on March 29, 2007 09:53 AM

not only have I been to Publix, I have been to the very Publix where SarahK shops, and I have to tell you, they do not carry maps, which irritated me, and there is absolutely nothing special about it IMAO

#9 - Posted by: Cadet Happy on March 29, 2007 10:58 AM

Cadet, they probably do have maps, but Publix is laid out in logical fashion, and there is no logic in you. After all, you eat Cheetos with a fork.

And if they don't carry maps, I can ask the manager to start carrying maps, and they'll have a great variety of maps in stock by tomorrow. That's how awesome Publix is.

#10 - Posted by: sarahk on March 29, 2007 11:16 AM

wRitErsbLock brings up an interesting point. Maybe more people will watch because they want to see what outrageous outfit Sanjaya will wear THIS TIME, and if he will stay or get kicked off. Sort of a backhanded, and probably unintended, way of raising ratings, wouldn't you say?

Sanjaya delenda est. How many weeks is this going to take? Two or three more?

#11 - Posted by: Isophorone on March 29, 2007 01:06 PM

I never liked Kroger. Publix is so superior to Kroger. Except my mom's Kroger offers gas specials, but that's the only reason she shops there.

Cadet Happy, I have been in SarahK's Publix, too, and I have to say you still haven't blogged about your trip here. Do you need a map to find your computer?

#12 - Posted by: wRitErsbLock on March 29, 2007 01:43 PM

I'd quit watching except for 2 reasons. Melinda, and the wild cheers I expect on the night of Sanjaya's boot will be worth the pain of continuing to watch. Ok, 2.5, Jordin continuing to improve.

#13 - Posted by: tommy on March 29, 2007 04:24 PM
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