Great opportunity! Train the Iraqi army with hands on experience by having them invade Iran! Same with Afghanistan. The insurgents will be so eager to stop them, they'll follow into Iran (Since that's where their money is anyways) and we turn Iran into a battlefield for years, and we get aliburton to drill their oil sideways like in the Who Shot Mr. Burns episode of the Simpsons.

BRILLIANT!!

Britain should just torture the entire country. This could be done easily with a gigantic projector. Just wait for a cloudy night and then display the internet on their clouds. When everyone comes out to see what is going on, the operator of the projector could then click on his shortcut to IMAO. While everyone breathlessly waits and waits and waits for the main page to open we could give them all stiff necks. And then when it finally opens (if it actually does) you could just hit refresh and make them wait another 5 minutes or so, and then rinse and repeat until they are screaming in agony.

I don't see how that would help, Britain is already not blaming the Jews.

Good advice, Frank, and it applies to many situations: tax policy, economic policy, Cabinet appointments, energy policy . . . the list is just about endless. Although I do believe that he's pretty good at driving nails.

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!

'Nuff said

Harvey, there's a big problem with your plan. It might actually work. (That's the problem)

I have to admit Ron Rockstar, your plan seems more and more feasible all the time.
What's even more diabolical is when the page stops loading after about 5 minutes and all they'd see are the three T-shirts at the top and a red screen.

The best part? I think that's against both the Geneva Conventions and International Law.

Britain should just offer to trade American ex-pats Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna for their sailors and marines.

Britain gets half their Navy back and Iran gets to hang a Jew and a kabbalah-practicing wannabe.

Win/win!

Pick a cloudy night and give them a looped special on the best speeches of San Fran Nan. By the time they actually try to understand the Left Wing Twaddle coming out of the mouth of the Wicked Witch of the West, they will be drooling idiots like her followers.

. . . or ask God for the Gipper back. But your idea is probably easier. :-p

LOL @ Ron Rockstar! Hi-speed 'net is gooood.

Ron Rockstar, Firefox with Adblocker works wonders. So does high-speed internet.

Good post Harvey. But for the loading problems, I have high-speed and all that, but lately this thing takes forever to load, and is very slow to get back to main page when clicking on comments. Also, this is the only blog or web page this happens on.

If you really want to stick it to Iran, just offer up Jimmah as a hostage. While we're at it, just send over all of Hollywood to run the Al Jazera network!

Holy shit, this looks like a parody site of rabid right-wing nutbars. You guys were just joking when you put up this site, right? This is absolutely hilarious - an onparade of stereotypes, it's almost straight out of South Park! Though if you are serious, I apologize because that would be pretty tragic.

Do they still make Shasta? They must be hiding it down on the bottom shelf. It sucked anyway...

Shasta ... isn't that a DAISY??

Nah. They should just send in the SAS to rescue their guys and take all the Iranian guards nearby prisoner. Then, vociferously claim that that the Iranians were actually holding the British sailors just across the Iran/Iraq border.

Easy solution to this matter. Send a couple of carriers off their bloody coast, give that dawn HITLER won't to be president a message! YOU have 24 hours to turn over our people, or else! These people are not civilized, must use force!

What I want to know is if Shasta is a parody of stereotypical libtards? (I also wonder if it knows that South Park spears libtards far more than conservatives...probably not, because that would just crush its little dreams, wouldn't it?)