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March 29, 2007
Discuss Amongst Yoursevles
Posted by Frank J. at 11:41 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

Instead of mindlessly rushing out to combat them, should Americans ask themselves this question about Democrats: "Why do they hate us?"

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And why do they hate children?

#1 - Posted by: jimmyb on March 29, 2007 11:45 AM

Why do they hate America?

#2 - Posted by: Dodsfall on March 29, 2007 11:51 AM

They're communists, and they envy our mattresses made of money and real expensive guns.

Not to mention Frank routinely shoots Barbara Boxers cat with a BB gun. She's pissed.

#3 - Posted by: Ringmaster on March 29, 2007 11:52 AM

The Democrats hate us for the same reason Canadians* hate us -- inferiority complex.

*Not to be confused with any Canadian who likes us.

Julie the Jarhead

#4 - Posted by: JulieTheJarhead on March 29, 2007 11:53 AM

The DemoCRAPs cannot comprehend logic. Every time there is a problem, they must consult themselves concerning how they “feel” about it and incorporate an answer that makes them feel good about themselves (and hopefully impresses the Fwench and Useless Nitwits). DemoCRAPs hate us because we are capable of analyzing and defining a question and answering it without resorting to emotion. What further infuriates them, is that we insist that the answers must make LOGICAL sense.

#5 - Posted by: Writer on March 29, 2007 12:26 PM

They hate us because they are miserable, and misery loves company. If we're happy and they're miserable that means there is something wrong with THEM and they can't stand that.

Why are they miserable is anybodies guess. They should be happy, most of them have enough to eat, roofs over their heads and clothes on their backs, but that isn't enough. They have to be everyone's keeper. It isn't enough that they give money or time they think everyone should have to do as they do.

Wait I think I've got it. Most of them don't believe in God because they think they are God, and they're angry that we aren't worshipping at their sacred altars. It's all about power, and control. They want all the power so they can control us all.
Or
They're just whiney *little brat faced nasties (LBN). Either explanation works for me.

#6 - Posted by: seanmahair on March 29, 2007 01:19 PM

They hate themselves and secretly want to commit suicide but are too weak and therefore are trying to destroy all humanity...therefore ending their own pathetic existences. Explained forever.

#7 - Posted by: Dr. Bob on March 29, 2007 01:49 PM

People whose dominating principle in life is inertia will always despise people of action. Problems in the world that can't be talked to death or sued will always vex Democrats, and it kills them to see the more courageous of us tackle these problems head-on. All they can do is try to sabotage these efforts and claim "it's hopeless", thereby justifying their doing nothing.

#8 - Posted by: bunkerboy on March 29, 2007 02:14 PM

The DemoCRAPs hate Americans, and all “Westerners” because we have been successful. In the DemoCRAPic mind, everyone should be equal. If Westerners are successful, then they can only be a success by stealing it from others since everyone starts equal. If they are successful, then they should give it all up to allow someone else to be successful for a while. Emotionally fair, there is of course no logic behind their dream of fairness.

#9 - Posted by: Writer on March 29, 2007 02:25 PM

Saw this guy from heritage foundation on drudge the other day, he has a pretty good theory. Basically dem's are trying to do an afirmative action program for evil.

#10 - Posted by: zip on March 29, 2007 02:34 PM

I don't think there's any point in asking why the Democrats hate us. It's so much more fun just to beat the crap out of them (and then, of course, send what's left home in a matchbox). It's really fun to watch them cringe as soon as you make any move towards them.

And you don't even need a license to hunt them.

#11 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on March 29, 2007 03:29 PM

because we cannot spell.

#12 - Posted by: Robert on March 29, 2007 03:30 PM

It's a lot more simple than you think. The basis of liberalism (99% of the makeis wanting to do anything that feeeeeelllllsss good, without the pain of having to deal with the consequenses of their actions. They can't stand anybody who shows a sense of responsability.
All you have do do is observe to notice...liberals are generally people who go through lif screwing everyone around them, then claim to be liberal to make themselves feel like good people...which is why most of them are athiests. Who wants to believe in God when all of your previous actions will send you to hell?
The reason that they are communists is that they are jelous of people who actualy work hard for a living...they think all they should have to do is sit on their butts and have everything someone who works hard for a living has, hence government handouts, affermitive action, free handouts and instant citizenship for ilegal imigrents, etc. They still have this strange idea that communism makes everyone equal, when endless historical facts prove just the opposite. Just like now, they want radical islamist to take over the country when they don't even realize thet they would be the first one to have their heads removed if the jihadists suceed.
Democrats happen when an unreasonable number of the population has an IQ beneath room temperature.

#13 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on March 29, 2007 08:33 PM

In all seriousness, the guys over at No Pasaran have the answer. They posted a video of Evan Sayet that I think is the unified field theory for liberals. Since I've seen it, I've yet to find something it doesn't at least partially explain.

#14 - Posted by: K T Cat on April 1, 2007 10:48 AM

Wow... Just wow.

I'm literally speechless by the sheer amount of animosity held towards a group that (believe it or not) has brought about quite a bit of social change to America. Some good, some bad, but ultimately trying to do what they consider best for America... Just like conservatives are trying to do what's best by protecting our liberties through going to war with Iraq (and probably Iran soon as well).

By claiming that liberals "hate Americans" just begs the question of what have they done to hate "Americans"? By being opposed to a war that they think will benefit noone? By not showing enough support for their government, along with almost the rest of the country (take a look at Bush's approval rating)? I can certainly understand the animosity towards neo-liberals (HAH!) such as Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell, but the vast majority of Democrats are mostly Republican with a few leftist beliefs.

Ironically, Democrats are far more similar to Republicans than to Communists. In fact, the only reason they seem so "leftist" is because they are just a bit further left on the political scale (though not by much). If anything, they're closer to centrists than leftists.

Claiming that the "DemoCRAPS" also don't believe in God has no statistical backing. Over 80% of the American population claims to believe in Christianity (or some sect thereof), so it's a far stretch to say they don't believe in God.

Democrats don't hate America or its people. They just love it in a different way.

~Commie Sarge
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Evelyn Beatrice Hall

#15 - Posted by: Commie Sarge on April 1, 2007 04:36 PM
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