April 09, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
If you took Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Optimus Prime, a .50 caliber Desert Eagle, a samurai sword, nachos, the lobby scene from the move Matrix, the computer game Doom, and a DVD set of the complete A-Team series and somehow took all their awesomeness and compressed into one thing, you'd still only have something half as awesome as what Fred Thompson flushes down the toilet after taking a crap.
Um, Frank, I may be humor-impaired, but how can you tell when effusive praise swerves into sarcasm?
For example, you could say the same thing about Evil Queen Pelosi, and have it work - in reference to her monumental ego sucking up the Presidency (inauguration, plane, her own foreign policy ...)
i'd like to solve the puzzle: uh, that'd be because when he wakes up in the morning, he sh**s excellence!
Then he wipes his ass with The McCain-Feingold Bill.
No, wait a minute, he's a firm supporter of that one.
That's right, then he wipes his ass with The First Amendment!
Stumble It!
