April 10, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Unlike fire, Fred Thompson can melt steel.
Fred Thompson once scraped my left eye out with his pinky and used the empty socket as a shot-glass for moonshine shooters...while I was in church.
If Fred Thompson becomes President will he make being Rosie illegal?
he melted it with his white hot gaze
A gigantic improvement over yesterday's fact.
Almost as gigantic as Fred Thompson's intellect.
When Fred Thompson sings Moon River, I melt. Wait. Did that sound ghey? I meant Man on the Moon.
So was Fred Thompson really responsible for the WTC collapse? I think we need a YouTube expert to run some experiments.
CNN is reporting that Fred Thompson just ate Anna Nichole's baby...
He's too busy melting The First Amendment with his support of McCain-Feingold. Time to get over this no-chance turd...
Stumble It!
