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April 10, 2007
My Birthday: Take the Day off!
Today is my birthday. In keeping with Federal Holiday Guidelines, please ensure that your supervisors give you paid time off. Also in keeping with tradition, you may shower me with praise and gifts. If you're not up for that, then consider buying our latest T-shirt. 14 Responses To "My Birthday: Take the Day off!"
Happy Birthday. We share the same day, but probably not the same year. Hope you have a great day. #1 - Posted by: Dave Russell on April 10, 2007 01:23 PMHow about showering you with tortillas? Mexicans like tortillas, right? Just gotta try to figure out how to keep the candles from falling over... *candles fall over, igniting comment section* ACK! *runs off in search of fire extinguisher* Happy Birthday! #2 - Posted by: Harvey on April 10, 2007 01:50 PMmine too #3 - Posted by: Tristan on April 10, 2007 02:30 PMHappy Birthday Ducky, beat the crap out of a piņata for me. #4 - Posted by: Evan M. on April 10, 2007 02:55 PMDucky is cool. All his stuff is funny. I shall build a statue of him in my Backyard. uhm, what kind of Duck are you again? eh, I'll just make it a Wing pointing off to the Horizon. the horizon on the right, of course. oh and happy Burfday. #5 - Posted by: HKpistole on April 10, 2007 02:55 PMBest Wishes, Ducky. #7 - Posted by: Writer on April 10, 2007 05:05 PMhope you have a great birthday! #8 - Posted by: Laura on April 10, 2007 06:18 PMHappy Birthday! You share a birthday with Steven Seagal and many others. I hope it's going well! #10 - Posted by: Isophorone on April 10, 2007 07:18 PMHappy Birthdy you feathered ho! Ok...I'm grounded for two weeks and will be bending over for Al Sharpton for the next few days... #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on April 10, 2007 07:20 PM"In keeping with Federal Holiday Guidelines, please ensure that your supervisors give you paid time off." I see you neglected to bring enough cupcakes for everybody. :-o Happy Birthday, anyways, Duckie. #13 - Posted by: ochagirl on April 10, 2007 09:25 PMAt least you have a birthday. My family was too poor to afford one for me. The only good part of that is, I never age. #14 - Posted by: Son of Bob on April 11, 2007 11:36 AMPost a comment
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