April 20, 2007
She's a hate crime now!
Mary Katharine, it's a hate crime for you to even sit down next to a Muslim.
Someone had to make the lame joke sooner or later. Might as well be me. Shut up!
You're just crabby because Sanjaya got kicked out. But yeah, it's a crime that she's not married yet... Mmmh, ham!
I need some Frank advice:
I might be guilty of a hate crime! I ordered bacon in a restaurant where some of Allah's idiots may have been innocently drinking coffee...or plotting the death of the uncovered waitress...who knows? But in any case, I may have violated the new sharia impositions.
Should I turn myself in to the nearest ACLU office or to the local mosque?
But... but... MKH is too winsome and pretty to be a hate crime! :(
Stumble It!
