LOL!! Did they used to think they were Sicilians or that they were involved in a land war in Asia?

With the demoncraps on the side of the terrorists, it's no wonder the terrorists are f-king confused and angry...

If we weren't constantly being sabotaged by the Democrats and the press this war would have been over a long time ago and our heroes would be back home already.

War is a battle of wills. Its not over until one side gives up and goes home.

The Democrats and their ilk keep giving the other side an expectation of success.

Therefore, the war won't be over until we can get the *Democrats* to give up and go home.

BTW: Hairy Reed is an apt name - soft and fuzzy in the head, and he instantly bends in the political wind.

It's a paradox. The liberal democrat party keeps spouting this rhetoric that conserverative Republicans are the real terrorists, so shouldn't they be surrendering to us?

Quotes from "The Princess Bride" and "Dune" on the same thread? This is definitely a classy group of folks.

How do democRATs keep having man on man sex with each other with their hands held straight up at all times?

I wish they'd give up on the Presidency so easily.

There is only one way I'd except Reids surrender. If he put on a pink tutu and ballet shoes, shaved his head, arms, back and legs, climbed into a rocket and was shot into the sun, while clutching a Barney doll and watching Teletubbies. Then and only then would I accept his surrender.

that's one of my all-time FAVORITE lines from any movie, ever. and so apropros here.

"If we weren't constantly being sabotaged by the Democrats and the press this war would have been over a long time ago and our heroes would be back home already."

Sooooo lame.

Don't you think you're being just a bit self-referring? The neo-con trend is out-fashioned, and the world is coping very well with it; whoever wins the next elections in the States (and let's hope it's either Obama or Giuliani, because Hillary Clinton scares the shit out of me), Bush-age is over, so it's no more a democrat-republican thing.
You all look like the nostalgic marxist leninists in my country. Wake up, the war is over! Only that it is'nt over, it's just that somebody else will have to take care of the mess you've done.

P.S. maybe also if terrorists respected the Geneva conventions, if all Muslim countries asked for annession to the U.S.A., if Talibans put flowers in their guns instead of bullets, if France turned all its restaurants into MacDonalds, this war would have been over a long time ago.
Too easy to blame your failure on others... like a discriminated minority? ;) That's so not conservative of you.

The war is lost...unless of course the Democrats win, and the reality of handing over the Middle East to Iran and Al-Qaeda suddenly wakes them from their stupor, in which case we must fight this war with everything we've got for however long it takes or I'm not "Give "Em Hell" Harry Reid!

//You all look like the nostalgic marxist leninists in my country.//

You mean you can see us?!? Cat-churro Kinte is Big Brother! Damn you Big Brother!! DAMN YOU!!!

Considering that Bush gave Iraq to both Iran and Al-Qaeda on a silver plate, it makes perfectly sense that Hillary Rodham Clinton would finish the job! God she's creepy.

"You mean you can see us?!? Cat-churro Kinte is Big Brother! Damn you Big Brother!! DAMN YOU!!!"

Should have I said "you all sound like"? Or "you all write like"? I'm sorry if I did'nt learn the subtle way of your language watching Lost and South Park with the original soundtrack.
Ah, while we're on the subject: they told me English is like the universal language. When I went to Brazil nobody could speak a fucking word and I had to learn Portoguese.
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

Ah, never mind. Any response I give will be edited out.

Anyone know where Cachorro's coming from? I'm not sure if I hate him or not.

BTW. No, my comments here are not edited. I just get scolded, so that was a pre-emptive edit on my part.
You see when we sailors speak our mind we [comments deleted]

Actually I never edit comments. Although I've been known to move them to the Museum of Stupid Comments

http://museumofstupidcomments.blogspot.com/

if they're retarded, abusive, anonymous, and off-topic.

And Cachorro's right about Brazil. It's the only country I visited where not even the hookers spoke English.

Thailand? Korea? Hell yeah. Rio? Forget it. Bring your Portuguese-English dictionary.

Although you'd be surprised how much you can accomplish with gestures and stick-figure drawings.

I'm italian (Cachorro Quente is just portoguese for Hot Dog... the first stupid nick that came in my mind).
This blog is funny (if else, I would'nt visit it), but it gave me the impression of a bunch of radical chic guys telling each other jokes and refusing to aknowledge the world outside and the tragic mistakes and failures of their political side.
Like Kevin Kline: "We did'nt loose in Vietnam, it was a tie".
I'm sorry if I offended somebody... It's just that I like to argue. You maybe find more comforting to mock and try to laugh Iraq away... good luck with Ahmadinejad and goodbye.

Getting us back on track here, and thanks for the astute observations from the Portuguese Weiner Man.

Time for another timely tune
"Riled(Wild) about Harry”

I’m so riled about Harry
‘Cause Harry’s surrendering for me
Givin’ Bin Laden what he wishes
Fills terrorists with ecstasy
He’s defeatist and a pansy
And just as ornery as can be
I’m so riled about Harry
‘Cause Harry’s surrendering for me
We can do without
He’ll sell the whole place out
He’ll just pull troops out
Terrorists just love our Harry

Ok, Guys. This one goes with the song better. Call the first one a draft.

I’m so riled about Harry
‘Cause Harry’s surrendering for me
Givin’ Bin Laden what he wishes
Fills terrorists with ecstasy
He’s defeatist and a pansy
Ornery as can be
I’m so riled about Harry
‘Cause He’s just sellin’ out
We can do without
He’ll just pull troops out
What a frigin' lout
Terrorists just love our Harry

Actually "Chaco" while I can appreciate your enjoyment of humor, your answer just made me want to tell you not to blame us die hard warmongering conservatives when the islamofacists decapitate you and those you love. I promise you'd rather have us freedom loving Americans win, than them.

I don't see how bombing the only country in that area that opposed both Sunni fundamentalism and Iran preserved me from being decapitated.
That may seem cynical, but destroying Saddam could have been a good thing only for Iraqis, not for the rest of the world. I said "could" because they made such a mess of Iraq that it's actually worst than before (a remarkable achievement).
Anyway, don't worry for me, I promise you that when islamofascist will take over Italy I'll be somewhere in South America, drinking mojitos. Just try to keep 'em away from your backyard, ok?

Hey Cachorro!

The truth apparently hit you where you live or it would not have pushed your buttons so well:

"If we weren't constantly being sabotaged by the Democrats and the press this war would have been over a long time ago and our heroes would be back home already."

It really is your and your buddies fault it is taking so long. Deal with it. Stick that in your mojito and drink it!

oh, BRAVO, Harvey! this is the best, and most succinct commentary on Harry Reid's disgusting comments that I have seen.