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April 23, 2007
Wars Are Inconvenient to Democrats
But then you'd be wrong and stupid. The fact is war is a serious thing, and the last thing Democrats need during a presidential election is a reminder that there are serious things in the world. Their issues are things like healthcare and minimum wage -- things that we are now convinced are very very important even though the human race has survived without them for thousands of years. In fact, the entire Democrat platform is of similarly unserious things. Important things like killing bad people -- a function of government dating back to first ant colony -- is not something they ever want to have to deal with. Barack Obama is pissing his pants right now over the idea that, if he wins the presidency, the first things he'll have to deal with is an actual war. They want to be like Europe: Concerned about useless things and looking civilized until they are inevitably overthrown by barbarians. So expect increasingly desperate measures to get rid of the war before 2008. They want things to be like 1992 when Americans were carefree, ignorant of evil, and thought they could indulge themselves by electing a lecherous hillbilly who promised them shiny baubles. Don't worry, Democrats, we'll get there again one day; some more scary people just need to die first. 19 Responses To "Wars Are Inconvenient to Democrats"
Since 2000, the Dems political strategy has been to "Beat Bush". It won't change in 2008. #1 - Posted by: Dodsfall on April 23, 2007 04:08 PMOf course it hasn't occurred to the Dems that we could "get rid of the war" by winning. Naaa, that'd be too hard. #2 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on April 23, 2007 04:14 PMDemoCRAPs (Liberals) are not serious people. They want to worry about emotional issues and do not want to deal with serious or difficult issues. They live in an idealistic Marxist world that cannot exist as long as people want different goals, or even the same goals where there are too few to go around. Now we have the prospects of a lesbian hillbilly promising “a village” for all the ails us which to me means everyone that doesn’t believe like her will be sent to a concentration camp for attempted reeducation by “the village” and if unsuccessful…well…it worked for Stalin… #4 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on April 23, 2007 05:00 PMEmil- If you learn to use condoms, you coud save even more on hemorrhoid balms & penecillin. #5 - Posted by: AlanABQ on April 23, 2007 05:25 PM"I think I was too occupied paying my healthcare one quarter of the average american insurance to care about those thugs." You might get busy trying to write a comprehensible sentence... I am personally too busy paying over 50% of my income in taxes so that your deadbeat, illegal immigrant relatives can have free healthcare and housing. #6 - Posted by: Bildo on April 23, 2007 06:44 PMNow we have the prospects of a lesbian hillbilly Hillary isn't a hillbilly, although she did claim that folks were out to get her and Bill because they were from Arkansas. Hillary grew up in Park Ridge, Illinois, an upper-middle-class suburb of Chicago. There are, of course, a myriad of other reasons not to elect her President. #7 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on April 23, 2007 06:52 PMIf you learn to use condoms, you coud save even more on hemorrhoid balms & penecillin. Or better yet...soap. #8 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on April 23, 2007 07:03 PMSpeaking of the nether regions, does anyone else get that "ass-pucker" sensation every time you see an image of her (Pelosi) or Hitlery? #9 - Posted by: AlanABQ on April 23, 2007 07:56 PMEmiliano: "I am personally too busy paying over 50% of my income in taxes so that your deadbeat, illegal immigrant relatives can have free healthcare and housing." My "illegal immigrant relatives" are the Italian physics and matemathics students that get all the few PhD's and fellowships that Indians, Ukrainian, Chinese and Iranian students had left to you Americans. @ Slowking Man: of course I was considering the quote of our taxes that goes into healthcare. It's just that your health insurance is way more expensive than our taxes, and it's becoming more expensive at rates that are 4 times the inflation. "My "illegal immigrant relatives" are the Italian physics and matemathics students that get all the few PhD's and fellowships that Indians, Ukrainian, Chinese and Iranian students had left to you Americans." OK, Emiliano. Name them & back it up. Since they are PhD's & Fellows, it shouldn't be too hard to trace them back to you, since there's so few PhD's & fellowships to go around. #12 - Posted by: AlanABQ on April 24, 2007 04:51 AMI was just joking about the idea of European or Italian as illegal immigrants... I don't have any relative in the States. The only one was my great-grandfather, he went to New York and came back with only half-a-dollar (which is now my sister's earring). He wasn't that smart, I guess. I've got some friend studying there, though, and of course I'm not giving any name... it should be enough to know that, in '99, 39% of math and computer science PhD and 40% of engineering PhDs were assigned to temporary residents (and this statistic cuts off a lot of Chinese students which became permanent residents...). #13 - Posted by: Emiliano on April 24, 2007 06:56 AMThey still think is 1972: Someday the left may wise up beyond the level of the Bumper Sticker, we hope. #14 - Posted by: Writer on April 24, 2007 09:15 AMThe real reason Demoncrats dislike war has nothing to do with pacifism or Democracy. What they hate is the fact that all of the money spend on the military can't be used to support even more social programs, so they can buy more votes and enslave more people. Demoncrats: All Slavery, all the time, generations before and generations to come. We know how to live your life better than you do. We are your god. #15 - Posted by: seanmahair on April 24, 2007 09:28 AM"What they hate is the fact that all of the money spend on the military can't be used to support even more social programs, so they can buy more votes and enslave more people." And Roosevelt (WWII, AND New Deal)? J.F.K. (first involvment in Vietnam)? L.B.J (escalation from Vietnam, from 16.000 american soldiers to 550.000, AND Medicare-Medicaid)? Jim Carter (funding of anti-soviet afghan fighter, before Reagan)? Bill Clinton (Kosovo, Somalia)? Have you ever read about militar Keynesism? Americans are known for being pragmatics and an-ideological. It seems to me that you're more litigious and partial in judging the opposite political side than the most obnoxious italian partisan. #16 - Posted by: Emiliano on April 24, 2007 10:16 AMConcerned about useless things and looking civilized until they are inevitably overthrown by barbarians. Emiliano, you might look to more recent history. Like WWII and the fascists. It's funny (Not Ray Jay funny but OJ funny) but the EUnuchs hate America (who has protected them from outside threats and themselves for over 60 years) and love Iran (who wants to destroy their freedoms and institute one giant Sharia World).
What is the difference between a “Liberal” and a “Progressive”? Concerned about useless things and looking civilized until they are inevitably overthrown by barbarians. What you don't realize is that they will never be overthrown by the barbarians-- they will scream to the US to help them out, and being the good neighbors that we are we will pull their @$$es out of the fire yet again. And they will procede to complain about our savage methods of putting down those that attempt to destroy our society. (Playing loud music and flickering the lights? You're worse than the devil!) #19 - Posted by: KKA on April 24, 2007 09:31 PMPost a comment
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