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April 24, 2007
Super Ultra Mega Hypocrisy!
* John Edwards talks about two Americas and the divide between the haves and the have-nots while building himself a house the size of Rhode Island and getting $400 beauty treatments he charges to his campaign.
* John Travolta also tells us to cut back on our consumption while owning jumbo jets for personal use. * Sheryl Crow tells us to use only one square of toilet paper while dragging around an entire convoy for her personal use to each concert. * Rosie O'Donnell used to crusade against guns while having her own children protected by armed body guards. So what's it with liberals and hypocrisy? And not just hypocrisy, but super-mega hypocrisy -- like openly running a brothel while lecturing people on the problem of promiscuity type hypocrisy. Many people wonder how liberals can be such flaming hypocrites and lecturing other while not even taking a second to look at themselves. It very simple how they do it: They're elitists. See, whenever they say people should do something, they assume everyone understands that it's implied that they mean "little, unimportant people." When they see the public, they see themselves as something completely separate from the unwashed masses. Elitist liberals can't comprehend why anyone would turn a critical eye to them when they are out to help and enlighten us. Why bite the hand that feeds you wisdom? I think they should be treated separate from regular society too... in that they should all be locked up in a prison in Antarctica. Some think it's wrong to lock up people for their viewpoints, but that's not the case here. We're locking them up for their viewpoints and being insufferable, arrogant pricks. They will also be washed by being sprayed with hoses. And maybe beaten. Would beating them be too harsh? I dunno; let's beat them just to be on the safe side. Now, do I have to fly to Antarctica and beat them myself or be accused of hypocrisy? If so, let's just forget the whole idea. 30 Responses To "Super Ultra Mega Hypocrisy!"
When's the last time you punched one in their dumb monkey face?? It's all your fault Frank. #1 - Posted by: Ringmaster on April 24, 2007 12:50 PMBill O'Reilly? #2 - Posted by: Emiliano on April 24, 2007 12:58 PMWho owns Antarctica anyway? Suppose some country did own it. Would anyone fight back of the US invaded and conquered it? #3 - Posted by: James on April 24, 2007 01:09 PMYou forgot the REVEREND Jessie Jackson and his piggy sidekick Reverend Al Sharpton, both of these jerks are racist a--holes who treat women like dirt. If you don't want to fly to Antartica to beat them I'll do it if you buy me a round trip plane ticket. I always wanted to kill me a few of them damn dancing penguins too...firking egg droppers. As far as Bill O'Reilly, I need you to point out his hypocrisy for me to believe you, little emil, otherwise I'm gonna thing you're a sh*t-eating libtard same as the other trolls come 'round here. #4 - Posted by: shimauma on April 24, 2007 01:11 PMRight on, Frank. Bullseye. The governor of our socialist state of NJ (I wish him spedy recovery anyway) was sitting unbuckled in a vehicle speeding at 91 MPH in 65 MPH zone. The laws are for peons, they don't apply to the "enlightened ones". #5 - Posted by: Alex K on April 24, 2007 01:14 PM"...insufferable, arrogant pricks." You're gonna have to ask Sheryl Crow for a few extra squares to clean up that potty mouth! She's gonna need a few rolls to clean the shit out of her head. I guess Lance got tired of her stinking up his bike seat... #6 - Posted by: bunkerboy on April 24, 2007 01:28 PMOk…I’m a rube! I’m one of the great unwashed mass that listens to these self righteous pompous pricks and I want to see them beaten…severely and often so I say send them to Antarctica and let the fun begin! Every Rubester should get a shot at one of these dick-heads…cept’ for Rosie…I can’t see taking a whack at that…something mighty nasty has got to come flying off that when you smack it and I don’t want to be anywhere near it! EWWWWW! #7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on April 24, 2007 01:35 PMNot flying to Antarctica to beat the elitist liberals is okay as long as you buy elitist-liberal-beating offsets. So I think it's a plan. #8 - Posted by: patch on April 24, 2007 02:01 PMNow, do I have to fly to Antarctica and beat them myself or be accused of hypocrisy? You could buy "beating offsets" in the form of baby seal costumes that you then ship to them. That's just win-win baby. #9 - Posted by: Veeshir on April 24, 2007 02:21 PMIf only there was a permanent "Auto Delete" function in all of my life and not just my email. Just remember... "We must stop ManBearPig. I am totally cereal" #10 - Posted by: KeithP on April 24, 2007 02:41 PMDemoncrats have had a problem since before the 1860's when they were the party of slavery. They believed at that time that SOME people had the right to tell other "less able and educated" how to live their lives. SOUND FAMILIAR!!!!!!!! #11 - Posted by: seanmahair on April 24, 2007 02:48 PM" Rosie O'Donnell used to crusade against guns while having her own children protected by armed body guards." You mean somebody actually fu.... No. Please dear God. Tell me this isn't true. There's a man out there... The thought of that is beyond vile. Two old guys humping in the sack would be more palitable. John Edwards will fight for your right to be able to write off your $400 haircuts if you run for political office, no matter how poor you are. #13 - Posted by: Harry L on April 24, 2007 03:24 PMDon't worry Dick, I think she bought, I mean adopted them. She just so damn bufugly to think even two bags would be enough. #14 - Posted by: allthatsright on April 24, 2007 03:27 PMI noticed that in responding to everyone else Emiliano still hasn't responded to Shimauma's query. Typical leftard, change the subject and maybe us dumb conservatives will forget what we were talking about. What a toad. #15 - Posted by: allthatsright on April 24, 2007 03:30 PMIt isn’t necessary to beat them. We toss them into the bay every morning for their daily bath and exercise lap. #16 - Posted by: Writer on April 24, 2007 03:40 PMI like this from yesterday: //...conservation is just for the peasantry. And that pretty much sums it all up. #17 - Posted by: AlanABQ on April 24, 2007 03:55 PMOnce again, you have spoken the truest of words. Damn those liberal hypocrits. #18 - Posted by: Brutha on April 24, 2007 05:02 PMI noticed today that Rosie asked everyone "have you seen my ass"? Umm...classy...and very gross! I think I threw up in my mouth at the first thought of that picture and I'm definitely scarred for life now! There's 30 seconds of my life I can't get back you sow! #19 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on April 24, 2007 05:58 PM"I noticed that in responding to everyone else Emiliano still hasn't responded to Shimauma's query. Typical leftard, change the subject and maybe us dumb conservatives will forget what we were talking about. What a toad." I did'nt notice the query. I think you find hypocrisy just as much in the left wing and in the right wing. It's a common character of politics, and let me say, a common character of humanity. At least, in Italy we have communists politicians who drive Porsches, divorced catholic politicians with multiple lovers, "green" politicians with SUV and conservative politicians addicted to cocaine. So, I think is more productive to concentrate on the ideas than point the obvious hypocrisy of the men (or women). #20 - Posted by: Emiliano on April 24, 2007 06:50 PMItaly is great. I left American DNA in many an Italian. Breed out the foreigners!! Socialists suck!! #21 - Posted by: Ringmaster on April 24, 2007 07:34 PMDude- Golly I just love trolls and so miss them when they're absent from class. Of course they are also sans class as well but that's just nit-picking. Hypocrisy is a human condition. The problem with the left is they refuse to admit that they have a problem with not just hypocrisy but they have a tenuous grasp of reality and the truth. Which brings us to the problem of concentrating on ideals /ideas. If Algore wants people to reduce Greenhouse Gases than he needs to scale down to how the majority of people who live in America live. He needs to stop flying in private jets, recycle his newspapers, not drive unless it's too far or dangerous to walk, turn off his lights, turn down his thermostat and water heater, stop heating his pool, return most of his land to it's natural state and give up secret service protection. If he travels it should be with the rest of us, the "unwashed masses" where he will be cramped, prodded, inconvenienced and provoked. Then and only then will he have something I'm willing to listen to. Until then he and his ilk should stop expelling greenhouse gases and "Shut Up". #23 - Posted by: seanmahair on April 24, 2007 07:37 PMGosh Frank you must have read my blog yesterday wondering how these liberals get off on this stuff. NOT Antarctica! Please! I still want to visit there someday and I don't want no stinkin liberals ruining it before I get there. Antarctica is still pristine. Couldn't we send them to Gitmo or some other place that's already messed up? Oh and don't forget Hillary's healthcare - that was again for the unwashed masses - Congress was exempt. That's all I needed to know to know it was horrible. #24 - Posted by: Katablog on April 24, 2007 07:46 PMGee...do I have to turn in my keys to the comment section if I happen to find Bill O'Reallyobnoxious to be a hypocrite too? Mouthing off about "traditional values" while supporting gay adoption is somewhat more offensive to me than Ali G. driving an SUV. And whoever said Billy O was a conservative? Even HE doesn't make that claim. #25 - Posted by: Gunga on April 25, 2007 08:02 AM//I have to turn in my keys to the comment section if I happen to find Bill O'Reallyobnoxious to be a hypocrite too?// Everybody's obnoxious, that don't make you a hypocrite. I just didn't get where Bill ever openly displayed being a hypocrite. I haven't ever seen hard(believable) proof that he was "pill popping" and I hadn't heard that the relationship he had that was news "worthy" last year was sexist. In fact the news I saw said the woman he spoke to was a consenting adult, all for the dirty language, and to me that means it's not sexist. If I chose to be my Benevolent Overlord's servile concubine, I definitely don't think it's sexist if he refers to me as such, get it? Now as far as Bill being obnoxious, yeah he can do that sometimes, but so does anyone who gets used to having a camera in their face and get lots of money for it. It's the asshats that TELL others what to do without following their own dogma that makes them hypocrites. So, little emil, with the definition straight up before you, how much more retarded can you get? #26 - Posted by: shimauma on April 25, 2007 01:29 PMLeftists Democrats leaders are one step away from the Communist Party leaders from Moscow's heyday. The Commies led pampered sheltered lives, while preaching to the masses about collective responsibility and eqaulity. It was not about that, it was about control. The power players in the Democrat party are controlling the little people. They lead the same pampered, priveledged lives, needing nothing as the communist leaders did. But they need to keep the little people stupid, docile and happy in their downtrodden place. All the while promising to make it better....eventually. All the little people have to do is keep the nasty conservatives out of power. Conservatives want the little people to "work" and "earn things" to get ahead. How rude of us. #27 - Posted by: ron simpson on April 25, 2007 04:34 PMThe number of examples is endless. And to add to the hypocrisy, they're Smug about it! ARgghhh! Good point, Ron - definitely control freaks. #28 - Posted by: Barb on April 25, 2007 05:07 PM[b]" Rosie O'Donnell used to crusade against guns while having her own children protected by armed body guards." You mean somebody actually fu.... No. Please dear God. Tell me this isn't true. There's a man out there... The thought of that is beyond vile. Two old guys humping in the sack would be more palitable. Posted by: dick on April 24, 2007 02:55 PM [/b] No thankfully dick the dykester has adopted, bad for those kids but good that her DNA is not being passed along. On another note; do we have to send them to Antartica to beat them? #29 - Posted by: Roy on April 26, 2007 01:54 PM/*Hypocrisy is a human condition. The problem with the left is they refuse to admit that they have a problem with not just hypocrisy but they have a tenuous grasp of reality and the truth. Which brings us to the problem of concentrating on ideals /ideas.*/ Ever read "do as I say, not as I do"? There's a quote in the beginning of it where somebody (can't remember which moron) said: "it's impossible to be liberal and a hypocrite." The problem is that liberals claim to NOT be hypocrits, at least conservatives seem to admit they fall short of their ideals. #30 - Posted by: Challenger Grim on May 1, 2007 09:58 AMPost a comment
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