April 25, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Fred Thompson's wit is so sharp that it can split apart atoms.
So nuclear non-proliferation was just a ruse to ban Fred Thompson?
I had a feeling he could split atoms... with his mind.
But the question is, why would Fred Thompson need to split atoms?
He can create a nuclear explosion with his intense glare.
retire him o run a pig farm. Seroiusly, he is even more dangerous now that big wigs go on his show to give his guttermind legitimacy
Can he fuse hydrogen into helium as well? Say goodbye to energy dependence!
"Now all I have to do is split the beer atom! Now where's that chisel?"
Stumble It!
