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April 29, 2007
Tennessee Titans fan
Posted by sarahk at 05:18 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (19)

Blurg. Well, he can't be perfect, then, can he? Only Jesus was perfect. At least he's not a Houston Texans fan (or something equally bad--communist, socialist, gun grabber, illegal immigrant, etc.).

Yes, I'm a Cowboys fan. What gave it away?

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Yes, I'm a Cowboys fan. What gave it away?

Your skirt.

(Actually, I have no problem with the Cowboys or their fans, but I can't pass up a straight line like that).

#1 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on April 29, 2007 06:04 PM

Denver Broncos fans are worse than lesbian vegetarian hippy gun-swiping eco-commies.

I like abortion cause it's mostly "monkey-faced" liberals that get them and they shouldn't breed anyways.

#2 - Posted by: Ringmaster on April 29, 2007 08:19 PM

a cowboys fan? ouch. my estimation of you just decreased dramatically, sorry sarah (well, that and the Taylor Hicks/Chris Richardson fandom)

signed,
a proud Texan (citizen, not fan of the team of the same name, though I like them well enough) and proud Cowboys hater

#3 - Posted by: tommy on April 29, 2007 09:45 PM

lest that be misconstrued as hating Texans, of which I am one, which was what I was saying, I probably should have included a comma after the parenthetical.

#4 - Posted by: tommy on April 29, 2007 09:49 PM

Oscar Schindler: Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't.

Amon Goeth: You think that's power?

Oscar Schindler: That's what the emperors had. A man stole something, he's brought in before the emperor, he throws himself down on the ground, he begs for mercy, he knows he's going to die. And the emperor pardons him. It’s just a worthless man, he lets him go.

Goeth: I think you are drunk.

Schindler: That's power, Amon. That is power.


For the same reason, Fred Thompson forgives you for being a Cowboys fan

#5 - Posted by: WAL on April 29, 2007 10:22 PM

Given the Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleaders, who isn't a Cowboys fan?

#6 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on April 29, 2007 11:43 PM

Go Cowboys!

#7 - Posted by: Rick on April 30, 2007 12:36 AM

Ugh... SarahK, that kills me. How can you cheer for a team that fired one of the greatest coaches ever (Landry), allowed Irvin to play even though he was a crackhead (or was it just "cokehead"?), and employs Terrell Owens?

I just don't know what to think anymore...

Go Texans (and Falcons, if they ever get rid of Ron Mexico...)!

#8 - Posted by: prolix on April 30, 2007 01:14 AM

The cowboy's quarterback's name doesn't rhyme with homo for nothing...

After the draft my Vikings are going all the way...maybe...maybe not...ok we'll probably win 6 games but at least we aren't the cowboys!

#9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on April 30, 2007 08:38 AM

Yes, I'm a Cowboys fan. What gave it away?

Perhaps it's your inability to handle the snap on a game winning field goal attempt against the Seahawks?

No, that would make you Tony Romo.

#10 - Posted by: Chris on April 30, 2007 09:15 AM

His flaws only magnify his perfection.

And you show your good judgement by supporting the team others wish they could be. Frank was pretty smart in marrying you. You should remind him of that every morning.

#11 - Posted by: Moneyman on April 30, 2007 11:12 AM

Of course you are a Cowboys fan. You are an intelligent, lovely child of God.

God loves the Cowboys. They are His chosen team.

Anyone who denies this is a devil-worshipper.

#12 - Posted by: OldManWinters on April 30, 2007 11:59 AM

The claims of the Dallas Cowboys being "God's Team" are instantly debunked by the existence of Jerry Jones and the fact that they suck so bad.

#13 - Posted by: Beo on April 30, 2007 12:14 PM

The claims of the Dallas Cowboys being "God's Team" are instantly debunked by the existence of Jerry Jones and the fact that they suck so bad.

#14 - Posted by: Beo on April 30, 2007 12:19 PM

Haters and pretenders are easily identified by the way that they seem to repeat themselves.

#15 - Posted by: Moneyman on April 30, 2007 12:52 PM

~Slips on his Patriots jersey.~

I think we know who really has the forces of the universe on their side. And before anyone comments, we had to let Manning win one, the comparisons to Marino just had to stop!

#16 - Posted by: on April 30, 2007 01:15 PM

October 21st Cowboys – DEAD

Adrian Peterson…Vikings Ist Round Pick…a combination of Eric Dickerson, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton and Jim Brown - only better than all of them put together! All teams we play this year…Lions – DEAD, Bears – DEAD, Packers – DEAD etc.

Vikings take the Super Bowl and Adrian Peterson is inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame after his first year after gaining 5,000 yards rushing and 5,000 yards receiving and 5,000 returning…

#17 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on April 30, 2007 01:30 PM

Why, SarahK, why?

Have fun with TO, we were glad to be rid of him!

Go Eagles!

#18 - Posted by: bookwurm322 on April 30, 2007 05:08 PM

I'm a Texan, was a huge Oilers fan, from back in the "Luv Ya Blue" days, when giants such as Earl Campbell and Dan Pastorini and Elvin Bethea and Bruce Matthews walked this earth. Consequently, I like the Cowboys about as much as a sandpaper penile pump.

But I could not, would not, transfer my loyalty to the relocated "Titans." I hate Bud Adams with every fiber of my being.

The same year the Oilers became the Titans, the Browns returned. I steeped myself in Browns lore, transferred my loyalty to them, and have been with them since. I now hold Bernie Kosar, Jim Brown, Marion Motley, and Otto Graham in the same regard as I did those Oilers greats. Bonus was that they are in the same division as the Titans so I get to root against the Titans twice a season.

Good as Pacman is, do yourself a favor and look up some video of Billy "Whiteshoes" Johnson. Now THERE was a returner.

#19 - Posted by: otcconan on May 2, 2007 11:53 AM
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