So you think you can just move to Texas and get away from the monkeys?
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A 1997 National Geographic documentary, Snow Monkeys of Texas, directed by UT professor and filmmaker Richard Lewis, would later confirm that all through the fall 1995 hunting season, would-be big-game hunters were coming into the nearby towns of Dilley and Millet, searching for guided monkey hunts, monkey tags, a monkey lease, monkey ranches, or just anybody willing to let them bag a monkey.

But as the winter months slowly passed, the animals remained safe, and the primate protectors began to breathe easier. It was the last week, and then the last day, of hunting season. And then …

On the final day of the 1995-96 hunting season, the four snow monkeys were shot. They had survived into a second generation as refugees from a sprawling suburb on the other side of the world, but they made the mistake of crossing a fence line in Texas. Five San Antonio hunters, described as guests of guests of people with a hunting lease, were the suspected villains, but for lack of evidence, no charges were ever filed. Too late to help Missy and her mates, TPWD spokespeople finally clarified the legal status of refuge primates. You can't shoot someone else's animals. ***You can't shoot a trespassing monkey. There is no monkey hunting in Texas. ***

The martyred monkeys didn't die entirely in vain. The shooting led entertainer Wayne Newton to San Antonio for a fundraiser. Other people gave cash and their time. From its small beginnings in Texas, the primate refuge movement has grown nationwide. Shortly after the shootings, the snow monkeys were able to move to a larger and more secure facility – now known as the Animal Protection Institute Primate Sanctuary – where they live to this day.

http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/story?oid=oid%3A283057

We're going to move to Texas where there are many laws on the books regulating how close a monkey house can be to residential areas.

I'm looking forward to your arrival...I will enjoy making your transition here...pleasant. *leer*

Sounds like you got your ass kicked by the very homo bat man! Sad day for IMAO readers...sigh:(

You might wanna watch out, the way this guy is acting... I wouldn't be surprised if someone is trying to set you AND Batman up.

You can get orange peel paint in a can? Speaking of Florida and orange peels, while in Pompano Beach visiting my Dad I saw a 300lb woman thing in a thong... couldn't even think about orange peels for many years afterward. Children running and screaming while passerby's tried to push her back into the ocean, horrible just horrible.