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May 04, 2007
Fred Thompson Facts T-Shirt
By popular demand, I've made a Fred Thompson Facts t-shirt over at the IMAO Store. It has a Fred Thompson for President logo on the front and these facts on the back: * Fred Thompson often fills in for Paul Harvey and Batman. * Physicists say nothing can escape a black hole or Fred Thompson. * Why does Iran want nukes? Fear of Fred Thompson. * Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Harry Reid still hasn't stopped wetting his pants. * Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson. * Every night, Osama checks under his bed for Fred Thompson. * Fred Thompson is a prime number. * Actual cause of global warming? Fred Thompson's burning rage. * Fred Thompson appears human size because he is actually standing a million miles away. * Not only does Fred Thompson cut taxes, he cuts tax collectors. Maybe later I'll make some stickers and magnets with individual Fred Thompson facts. If there are some facts you like that I didn't include, put them in the comments. 17 Responses To "Fred Thompson Facts T-Shirt"
You can safely view Fred Thompson using a shoe box with a pin-sized hole in one end. To save tax money, for a while Tennessee reduced it's police force to just Fred Thompson armed with a claw hammer. During that time, there was no crime in Tennessee or any contiguous state. Fred Thompson's wit is so sharp that it can split apart atoms. New plan for future space launches: Have Fred Thompson stand by the launch pad and glare angrily at the rocket so it will reach escape velocity out of necessity. Unlike fire, Fred Thompson can melt steel. - BEST ONE While he is opposed to gay marriage, Fred Thompson is very compassionate towards gays since, in comparison to him, every man is a flaming homosexual. - (ALSO) BEST ONE Just my two cents. #1 - Posted by: Damian G. on May 4, 2007 10:39 AMThank god for you, Frank. Please accept my money into your accounts payable for 10 dollar Fred Thompson votes. #2 - Posted by: Ringmaster on May 4, 2007 10:44 AMA vote for Fred Thompson is a vote for staying out of the Pit of Doom The Anti-Christ will not appear as long as Fred Thompson is alive. Hollywood thought about a Fred Thompson movie but no actor real or imagined could ever measure up and no script could ever be written to do Fred Thompson true justice. Democratic women who have gazed into Fred Thompson’s eyes now can be easily spotted. (Hillary, Reno, Sheehan, Shalala, Albright, Pelosi etc.) Fred Thompson could never work for UPS because the only things he delivers are pain and justice. #4 - Posted by: MattyG on May 4, 2007 01:20 PMFrank, you have to make sure Fred Thompson himself gets one of those shirts. Maybe it will persuade him to run for President! #6 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on May 4, 2007 02:14 PMI heard on NPR that Fred Thompson was going to announce tonight (5/4/07) in California. Yes the folks at NPR were weeping uncontrollably. #7 - Posted by: Dodsfall on May 4, 2007 02:33 PMThe Ruskies don't take a dump without consulting Fred Thompson. (sorry if that's been said. this list is getting long) #8 - Posted by: on May 4, 2007 03:09 PMFred Thompson's favorite color is the blood of his enemies. BEST ONE #9 - Posted by: Goldwater Disciple on May 4, 2007 05:18 PMFred Thompson is John Galt... #10 - Posted by: Castlebrew on May 4, 2007 06:32 PMIf you make another Fred Thompson facts t-shirt, you MUST include the one about Schroedinger's cat. It is hands down the best one. You should also include the fact of Fred being the only person to beat the Kobayashi Maru scenario without cheating. #11 - Posted by: Fosterdad on May 5, 2007 01:16 AM"American Express never leaves home without Fred Thompson". #12 - Posted by: Grousie on May 5, 2007 04:00 AMFred Thompson will have no need for the IRS. As POTUS his people will gladly pay more taxes than they really owe. #13 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 5, 2007 06:23 AMWith Fred Thompson as President - Islamic pricks will stone themselves to death. With Fred Thompson as President - Any college not becoming of Mr. Thompson's liking will be turned into an institution for imprisonment of the crimanally insane and democrats. #14 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 5, 2007 06:29 AMThis post reads like a Chuck Norris homage. Like Sheryl Crow, Fred Thompson uses only one sheet. "Any college not becoming of Mr. Thompson's liking will be turned into an institution for imprisonment of the crimanally insane and democrats." I thought some colleges were already like that. How else could you explain Ward Churchill having employment? #17 - Posted by: ChrisA on May 6, 2007 09:53 AMPost a comment
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