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29 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"
...but no woman can ever understand the prowess of Fred Thompson... #1 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on May 9, 2007 08:18 AMNow you have entered the realm of fiction..... As in, Fred Thompson understands that if he focuses is plasma laser gaze onto a womans carotid artery, he can terminate her faster, right? Fred is smart enough to know women aren't worth understanding when there's so much beer yet to drink. #3 - Posted by: RIngmaster on May 9, 2007 08:54 AMIt's true!!! Fred's awesome and unabashed masculinity persuades women to vote for him! #4 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on May 9, 2007 09:13 AMbut not in the way that John Edwards understands women. #5 - Posted by: adamboysmom on May 9, 2007 09:30 AMFred Thompson understand women enough to know that they are silly creatures that should not be allowed to vote let alone hold public office...but he has learned to tolerate them...barely! #6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 9, 2007 09:33 AMI wish he would explain to them that it's not their clothes that make their butts look big, but their butts that...look a squirrel! #8 - Posted by: Gunga on May 9, 2007 10:00 AMFred Thompson knows that women have a hankerin' for the old days when men were men and women were glad of it! When the man made the decisions and the woman shut the hell up and...what's that dear...I have to go now... #9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 9, 2007 10:05 AMThis isn't so special; John Edwards tries to speak very simply so that everyone can understand him! So, it's not just Fred...of course, it's probably true that Fred Thompson understand ALL women. That's impressive (and true). Oh, the power of modifiers... #12 - Posted by: ben on May 9, 2007 10:26 AMFred Thompson understands that women should be kept in the kitchen or the laundry room and that men should handle the political stuff! #13 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 9, 2007 10:31 AMIn case you hadn't noticed, Frank we are trying very hard to get you into big trouble with Sarah! Your readers being a reflection of yourself and all... #14 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 9, 2007 10:33 AMHeh, excellent. "Fred Thompson knows the correct answer to 'Does this make my butt look big?'." #15 - Posted by: James on May 9, 2007 10:35 AMNo, he doesn't. Only bachelors understand women. That's why we're bachelors. #16 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on May 9, 2007 10:51 AMA man buys an old bottle at a rummage sale. He gets it home and starts cleaning it up. Out pops a genie who says for freeing him he will grant him one wish (not three). The man thinks for a while and finally says, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and boats make me queasy. I wish for a Tsunami-proof vehicle bridge with gas stations every 50 miles from California to Hawaii so I can drive there and back." The genie is taken aback, "Come on. A bridge like that is a massive undertaking. It's at least a thousand miles. There are places where the supports would need to be miles high. Add to that the gas stations every 50 miles. It's just too much. Ask for something else. The man nods and thinks again before speaking, "I'm twice divorced and my daughter won't speak to me. I wish I understood how women think." The genie claps his hands together and says "I'll get right on it. By the way, do you want two lanes or four? #17 - Posted by: Kaos Klerik on May 9, 2007 12:08 PMCome on folks, women don't understand women. They do however understand Fred. Nobody understands Petulant Boy. He is a obscurity all his own. #19 - Posted by: seanmahair on May 9, 2007 12:22 PMI prostrate myself before his pre-eminence. #20 - Posted by: Writer on May 9, 2007 12:32 PMYou're linked to on the Wiki article for Fred Thompson! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Thompson#External_links #21 - Posted by: Anony on May 9, 2007 12:40 PMThat's not possible. #22 - Posted by: c on May 9, 2007 03:28 PMso did he figure out women before or after his divorce? i'm thinking just before it... but then again, i'm a cynic... #23 - Posted by: shane on May 9, 2007 03:42 PMFred! compels in women the desire to be understood, (much like myself). #24 - Posted by: everydayjoe on May 9, 2007 07:25 PMOh man, I was already going to vote for him, man. But now that I've heard this, it makes me want to dress my cat up in 'outfits', and stuff. I know that I need help. Please help me get the help that I need. Unless it hurts. #26 - Posted by: Hog Whitman on May 10, 2007 02:20 AMHog - you my have a future in cat-blogging. See Larry for details. #27 - Posted by: Gunga on May 10, 2007 07:56 AM//Fred Thompson understands that women should be kept in the kitchen or the laundry room and that men should handle the political stuff! Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 9, 2007 10:31 AM // I know I'm late to comment... but if I wasn't the good concubine that I am, USSJimmyCarter, I'd punch you...I hope your wife grounds you. In the meantime, I have dishes to do... #28 - Posted by: shimauma on May 10, 2007 08:53 AMI'm impresed. I'm a girl and I don't even understand us! #29 - Posted by: Oromin on May 10, 2007 11:21 PMPost a comment
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