Gee, now that I know this...I think I'll break out into a rendition of "The Hills Are Alive With the Sounds of Music". Oh wait, better not...SarahK's dad might get another phone call with her singing to no one in particular. Then again, I might cause all the dogs in the neighborhood to start singing with me.

does he know how to catch a cloud and pin it down?

I once saw a panda bear drive a formula one car into a llama. The panda started screaming racial epithets while a nefarious looking gnu stole that panda's birthday. Just stole it. So this slice of cheesecake calls nine-one-two, and gets a hold of an exotic dancing gypsie who was bent on world domination. Her Dallaros Device failed to boot up, so the world was not ended.

The above story makes MUCH more sense to me than this Fred fact.

The panda is coming for you frank. Only Fred Thompson, himself, can save you now.

Did you mean *Malaria*?

Because if you really wanted to solve problems that involve annoying blood-sucking pests...Lawyer eradication would top my list.

So, speaking of "Maria"-- in Westside Story, that guy runs through the streets of Spanish Harlem yelling, "Maria! Maria!" and only ONE woman comes to the window?

Hollywood is so fake.

Fred Thompson told me to read this blog. No wait wait....no that's right. Fred Thompson told me to read this blog.

You really didn't think I read that snide yawn comment and was just going to walk away, did you?

This would mean that Fred Thompson can also "catch a cloud and pin it down" and "keep a wave upon the sand."

I am so voting for him.

I know Maria and solving her is no easy problem. Did he really solve Maria or just some problems like her? I'm starting to believe that you are just making these Fred Thompson facts up Frank. Next thing you know he'll hold a moonbeam in his hand.

Some enchanted evening, you will vote for Fred Thompson.

Oh my gosh, this is the first one I don't get..

meanwhile, I've had the song in my had all morning.

Fred Thompson has reconsidered his consideration of Maria and has decided that his consideration of a Broadway play is way to Gay for someone of his enormous being and now considers his earlier consideration as never happened and any further discussion will be met with banishment to the Eternal Pit of Doom by Mr. Fred Thompson.

Why do men who like Broadway plays have to be gay? Personally, I think a man who likes a little theatre is more attractive than one who does not. The same goes for the inverse, though - and by that I mean a man who likes sports is more attractive than a man who does not.

So men who like both sports and theatre and help out with housework as well as work on their pickup truck have the entire female constituency in their hands (the non-lesbian ones, anyway).

I think that the men on this site are just angry that next to Fred Thompson they are all flaming homosexuals as referred to in a previous fact.

I think that the men on this site are just angry that next to Fred Thompson they are all flaming homosexuals as referred to in a previous fact.

I'm not angry, I just accept it. I also act.

I like sports and theater, do all my own housework, and work on my pickup truck, but I haven't had any female constituency in my non-lesbian hands in quite some time. Then again, I live in California and I'm not Fred Thompson.

if a straight man is a flamer next to fred.....what does that make the flamer??

Of course Fred Thompson can handle a problem like Maria, but how? How can you handle a problem like Maria?

KT Cat, only Fred knows.

Maria? Who's Maria?

I think you should ask Frank about this, Sarah K.

I think Maria is simply code for Kelly Pickler, I never said I was much at thinking. Frank just can't get Kelly off his mind.

My brain hurts.

//if a straight man is a flamer next to fred.....what does that make the flamer?? Posted by: tom on May 10, 2007 05:10 PM //

A girly screaming ameoba?