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May 11, 2007
20 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"
Except for why anyone ever watches the show. #1 - Posted by: DoubleU on May 11, 2007 08:35 AMPeople watch something other than 24, Hockey, and Brit Hume? I refuse to believe it. #2 - Posted by: Ringmaster on May 11, 2007 08:46 AMAre you implying that Fred Thompson is confused by other things? ...anything? #3 - Posted by: Gunga on May 11, 2007 08:47 AMOK, some of the previous facts have been hard to swallow, but this one clearly violates all known laws of physics. Oh, wait, right -- "Fred Thompson can violate all known laws of physics." My bad. #4 - Posted by: James on May 11, 2007 10:26 AMI have never been confused by anything on Lost either - mainly because I have never seen it. Hooray for me! #5 - Posted by: reality intrudes on May 11, 2007 10:38 AMIt should be noted that Fred Thompson eats hippies and craps commies. As a side note to this, Fred Thompson never has to worry about enough fiber in his diet, due to the hemp clothing of the hippies. #6 - Posted by: BigJohn on May 11, 2007 11:36 AMNot even the confounding fact that in this day of cell phones, satellites and GPS these clods have remained lost longer than the castaways of "Gilligan's Island"? They may have explained that away, but I've never seen an episode, so... #7 - Posted by: bunkerboy on May 11, 2007 12:31 PMThus confirming (as if it were needed) that Fred Thompson is far smarter than the writers of said program... #8 - Posted by: Watchman on May 11, 2007 01:01 PMIn fact, Fred Thompson can solve the mystery by watching just 1 minute of the Season Premiere #9 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on May 11, 2007 01:20 PMIsn't this URL supposed to be a cat blog? #10 - Posted by: Emily Monkeyface on May 11, 2007 01:21 PM//In fact, Fred Thompson can solve the mystery by watching just 1 minute of the Season Premiere Posted by: Sir Andrew on May 11, 2007 01:20 PM // Yeah Fred just passed me this note...it says "they're dead and in Hell" I'm betting Fred was the one who caused the plane to crash in the first place...glaring at it or something.... Fred Thompson just sent me a telepathic brain message (my super extra capacity brain-o-matic being one of only a couple known to exist anywhere in the universe that can handle a Fred Thompson communication without melting) that he has learned of superfluous discussions about his understanding of silly gay things like TV shows and Broadway musicals! He has asked me to convey a message of impending doom if you do not repent and turn from your unFredTompsonness. #12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 11, 2007 02:20 PMFred Thompson's social security number is 481-51-62342. Fred Thompson caused me to forget to put my name on the previous comment #14 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on May 11, 2007 02:51 PMThe Dharma Initiative tried to harness Fred Thompson's rage as a source of energy. It escaped and is wandering the island as a black cloud that uproots trees. #15 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on May 11, 2007 02:57 PMFred Thompson is Jacob. #16 - Posted by: illinidiva on May 11, 2007 03:09 PMLost is actually based on Fred Thompson's teenage years. In 1958, he died in a plane wreck off the South Pacific. He woke up on a deserted island and, unlike every other dumbass on that show, realized he was in purgatory. He was pissed...not that he died, but that god had sent him to purgatory. Instead of reconciling himself to his fate, he traveled through hell, a la Dante, beat up the devil and climbed to heaven. Whereupon God apologized and admitted he was aiming for some rock musicians instead. Thompson beat god in a game of chess and was brought back to life with the promise that he would become a Senator, an actor, and date hot chicks well into his 50s. He will leave us again one day, but not through death. The time will come when Thompson gets bored of Earth, and travels back through his old haunts of heaven and hell to see what other adventures await him. #17 - Posted by: WAL on May 11, 2007 03:21 PMFred Thompson created Super Massive Black Holes so that when he sends Hillary there her ass will fit! #18 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 11, 2007 05:00 PMFred Thompson's gravitas can suck light out of a black hole. #19 - Posted by: tomg on May 11, 2007 05:23 PMPost a comment
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