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May 20, 2007
17 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"
To get my vote for sure, I'd like Mr. Thompson to reach down Jimma Carters throat grab him by the handles and turn him inside out, roll him in peanut shells, fry him in peanut oil and serve him to Abinutjob (Iran's principle idiot) with a side of humus. Fred's a go to guy, right. Can he get this little job done before Carter opens his mouth again? Stop him before he speaks again! For the love of all that's holy! *** Bush is the Worst? Well I guess it's one of the few things Jimma' has any experience being the best at. He wants to give up his crown in the worst way. Still doing nothing while our allies are attacked, our people imprisoned and our country made a laughingstock is much, much worse. Oh and don't forget the 21 % inflation rate. Go back to building houses, Peanutjob. #1 - Posted by: seanmahair on May 20, 2007 10:22 AMI think you meant to say he punched Hillary in the nads. #2 - Posted by: Harry Paratesteez on May 20, 2007 10:29 AMThat woulda *had* to be post-Monica. And it would explain why Bill hasn't been caught cheating since. When Fred Thompson puches you in the balls, they implode. #3 - Posted by: Aaron on May 20, 2007 11:47 AMFred Thompson once tried punching Hillary in the nads but broke his hand. He forgot to wear his brass knuckles to even things up...Fred Thompson NEVER makes the same mistake twice and will be ready next time! #4 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 20, 2007 12:59 PMFred Thompson says about Jimmy Carter that his Proctologist must have a quandry. When he looks up his ass-hole, all he sees is ass-hole. It was a "wow" moment for him. Fred Thompson understands everything and could have told him that without looking... #5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 20, 2007 01:03 PMFred Thompson is sometimes referred to as the fourth branch of government. This is because he once killed the Secretary of the Interior with the branch of a hickory tree. Farm subsidies anger Fred Thompson. In the first draft of the 25th amendment, Fred Thompson was named second in the line of succession to the Presidency after the Vice President. In response, Fred Thompson killed one third of Congress. Fred Thompson refuses to be second to anyone. Constitutional law experts have discovered a third way to amend the U.S. Constitution set down by the founders: Fred Thompson, a block of granite, and the jawbone of an ass. #6 - Posted by: Patrick on May 20, 2007 02:19 PMFred! must have gone through a lot of Hillary's purses to find the exact one that had bill's nads inside. Of course, being omnipotent, he walked up to the right one immediately. But what's the fun in punching only one set of nads? She's got dozens of sets and most have little left wings on them. The rest are French. Or commie. #7 - Posted by: Thor on May 20, 2007 02:51 PMFred Thompson promises that if elected POTUS he won't be like our recent POTUSs and he will maintain control of his stones. He has no plans on their surrender to the First Lady at any time! In this respect he and Hillary do not differ although Fred Thompson suspects that his stones are not quite as big as hers... #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 20, 2007 02:58 PMFred Thompson is so totally awesome...considering that BJ probably had a fat intern or Barbara Striesand's lips wrapped firmly around his appendage fully 98% of his time in the oval office, Fred got his punch in during the 2% when BJ's thingy was free and clear? Amazing!!! #9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 20, 2007 03:04 PMAll Fred would have to do with Jimmuh is just look at him. Then Jimmuh would kick his own ass. #10 - Posted by: Tom Blogical on May 20, 2007 09:25 PMComeon folks, think about this. Fred did NOT punch Willie in the nads. He THOUGHT about it and Willie dropped to the floor in pain. Got that?? #11 - Posted by: Skul on May 21, 2007 12:02 AMJimmy Carter tried to kick his own ass...he failed... #12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 21, 2007 08:00 AMCome on folks, Fred would never touch another mans "nads", he'd command Billdo to do it to himself, however knowing that Billdo doesn't have any...... Fred Thompson shall not allow a lesbian to occupy the Oval Office! Once elected he shall issue Fred Thompson Executive Order #1 that shall ban all lesbians from Oval Office holding forever...including "Bull Dykes"... #14 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 21, 2007 11:45 AMIn his spare time, Fred Thompson breeds giant swimming attack rabbits . #15 - Posted by: Mister_V on May 21, 2007 12:45 PMJimmy Carter heard that Fred Thompson was angry and started to back peddle on the Today show. It doesn't matter. Fred Thompson's wrath is already fomenting and he shall do some smiting of Georgia very soon! If you live there I'd be thinkin' about getting out now! #16 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 21, 2007 01:23 PMSomebody needs to punch Hitlery in the nads now. #17 - Posted by: rog on May 21, 2007 05:54 PMPost a comment
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