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May 28, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (18)

Fred Thompson honors the fallen on Memorial Day by setting fire to hippies. Burn long and hard in their remembrance, you filthy hippies.

Rating: 2.7/5 (3 votes cast)

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Does Fred! file his own enviromental impact statement or does he have one of his staff do it? What about carbon offsets? Each incinerated hippie generates the equivilent CO2 of 100 tons of high sulphur coal.

Fred! needs to deal with all this before he announces or the Gorecles might try to use it against him.

#1 - Posted by: Evilned on May 28, 2007 09:02 AM

Does Fred! file his own enviromental impact statement or does he have one of his staff do it? What about carbon offsets? Each incinerated hippie generates the equivilent CO2 of 100 tons of high sulphur coal.

Fred! needs to deal with all this before he announces or the Gorecles might try to use it against him.

#2 - Posted by: Evilned on May 28, 2007 09:02 AM

Do you know how much CO2 you wasted by double posting?

#3 - Posted by: GEBIV on May 28, 2007 10:18 AM

Yeah I know. I had a small malfunction with a plugin and didn't realize it had doubled up. As punishment for the error I will spend the day watching An Inconvenient Truth, The Best of Rosie O'Donnell, (If there is such a thing), and read all the speeches of John Edwards.

#4 - Posted by: Evilned on May 28, 2007 10:49 AM

Fred Thompson will probably forgive one transgression of double posting but the very gayness of your Al Gore post probably will cause Fred Thompson to add you to the list of dirty hippies...

#5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 28, 2007 02:09 PM

"long and hard"

Fred! doesn't care about double entendres!

#6 - Posted by: Damian G. on May 28, 2007 02:55 PM

I know you can burn long, but can you burn hard?

#7 - Posted by: ChrisA on May 28, 2007 03:16 PM

Burn in hell you Neo-Con assholes. Ron Paul - 08.

#8 - Posted by: PatrickB on May 28, 2007 07:10 PM

Burn in hell you Neo-Con assholes. Ron Paul - 08.

#9 - Posted by: PatrickB on May 28, 2007 07:11 PM

Burn in hell you Neo-Con assholes. Ron Paul - 08.

The greatest indication that Ron Paul is a nutter has always been his supporters.

#10 - Posted by: Frank J. on May 28, 2007 08:07 PM

With the fuel of Rosie O'Donnell's blubber, the fire should burn for eternity...

#11 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on May 28, 2007 09:07 PM

And, um, Patrick, you just got owned.

#12 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on May 28, 2007 09:09 PM

I love the smell of burning patchouli in the morning, it smells like... dead hippies.

#13 - Posted by: R.L. Hunter on May 28, 2007 10:13 PM

See -

I find that when a candidate isn't doing well in the polls the **best** way to give them a boost is to find a website of likely voters and political junkies, call them assholes, and tell them that they'll burn in hell.

Is it an acquired taste? To be sure--but I think you'll see that throughout the past few months of this campaign, it's this sort of tact/preparation and planning that has brought Ron Paul the poll numbers he sees today. [odd trivia: it's apparently a tactic Ron Paul learned from Michael Chertoff . . .]

#14 - Posted by: WAL on May 28, 2007 10:30 PM

I would consider it a privilege if you would add my blog www.blacktygrrrr.wordpress.com to your list of linked sites if you feel the quality is high.

A peaceful Memorial Day to you.

eric

P.S. My posts range from the deadly serious to the nonsensically satirical.

#15 - Posted by: eric on May 29, 2007 03:32 AM

What will he do to the ones that desecrated the National Memorial. I suggest boiling in Rosie O'Donut oil.

#16 - Posted by: Writer on May 29, 2007 08:13 AM

this makes me think decidedly less about the fred. hippies don't deserve to die on memorial day.

#17 - Posted by: tommy on May 30, 2007 12:15 AM

Astonishingly, there is a similarity between Fred Thompson and Bill Clinton. Fred burned the hippies, but he also did not inhale.

#18 - Posted by: James on May 31, 2007 11:48 AM
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