I'd have laughed if it wasn't so true.

Our White House at work.

I'm leaving the Republican Party myself. I suppose I will support the Libertarian Party even if I did give up weed years ago. People kept accusing me of beating up hippies just for thier weed when that was only icing on the cake, so now I just do it for the sake of hearing thier pathetic whining for mercy.

Q. With President Bush already having shaky support, do you think it's wise to label people with legitimate concerns about illegal immigration "racists"?
A. Did anyone ever tell you have many blatantly homosexual tendencies?

Outstanding! I laughed out loud at that one.

I laughed hysterically. Hopefully that treasonous left-wing lowlife Presidente Jorge Bush will be impeached

I would......seriously...........seriously like to know how to respond to the (actual, and as you have posted) replies that I have recieved when I bring up legitimate questions regarding ILLEGAL immigration.

I just do not know how to respond to these kinds of tactics. (I basically move on and talk to someone that is serious, but I'd love to find a primer on how to reply to smarta**s.)

I am writing my Congress person on a regular basis and have another letter to compose re AIDS.

M

copying and pasting from the White House Website, eh Frank?

According to Jorge Bush fences on the border would be offensive to the Mexican citizens. I wonder if we shouldn't take down all the fences around our military bases? Offensive to the folks that live near the bases. Require fences removed from all private homes in the USA, it's offensive. Remove all locks and/or doors from all sturctures in the US as this is offensive. Even the Oval Office will have an "Open Door Policy"...Viva Jorge Bush...Bienvenidos Todos...our doors are open!!......

According to Jorge Bush fences on the border would be offensive to the Mexican citizens. I wonder if we shouldn't take down all the fences around our military bases? Offensive to the folks that live near the bases. Require fences removed from all private homes in the USA, it's offensive. Remove all locks and/or doors from all sturctures in the US as this is offensive. Even the Oval Office will have an "Open Door Policy"...Viva Jorge Bush...Bienvenidos Todos...our doors are open!!......

Thanks Frank, that post made me realize I will never take anything Tony Snow has to say as nothing more than shilling for a politician. And thats sad, cuz I liked Mr. Snow.

That would be funny, except it is too close to the truth.

HAHAHAHA

Thanks, Frank, I needed that laugh..

And I'm working on the Fred Thompson Facts website

Tragically true, and in plain talk so stuipid peasants like us can all understand what that thar president has been tryin to tell us! Now I fell edumucated. Thanks, W, for setting us all straight!

Someone needs to send this to Joe "Mexican-fearing" Klein.

Hi, Frank:

I'm curious to see how quickly Linda Chavez slips into the White House's responses when Laura Ingraham interviews her tomorrow regarding Immigration.

The RNC has already discovered a sure fire way to close off the Contibution Spigot attached to my wallet over this topic.

I wonder where "The Hate-Filled Lefty" would stand on this?

Jack.

Word.

hey you got linked by Malkin!

Excellent funny. Sadly it's very close to how the pricks in the White House feel about us rubes and bumpkins out here in middle America! I've written my two idiot Senators from Minnesota several times and have written the White House but I understand that I'm part of "We The People" and I'm also a conservative and Bush told all of us to get bent on Tuesday! I seem to remember another Bush blowing up the Republican party and getting a Clinton elected...noooo...I can't bear the thought but fear it's happening all over again. Hillary as POTUS! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

A. Did anyone ever tell you have many blatantly homosexual tendencies?

Blatantly?

No. Not blatently.

HaH!

Send the RNC and Bush your Gringo De México bucks instead of donations!

Kudos, Frank. As has been said in previous comments, it's scarily close to what they're saying.
Congrats on the Malkin link.

the days of Jfk,Truman,Reagan and Fdr long gone
instead you got real mud fuckers like bush and billary back room unprincipled hacks,one a deluded aristocrat the other just a side show gypsy hooker who like all politicians think that somehow they are different or special. hey bitchs i got your special hanging

You bigots

That was so funny it made me late for my Klan meeting!

This was picked up by Jawa Report and Free Republic too.

We don't have to change parties just do what I did, wrote my senators (even though they are mostly against shamnesty) and told them if the bill passes, I will never again vote for an incumbent. We can change the Republican Party back to citizen representatives instead of career politicians.

Interview with immigration critic, Bill Cutting

Reporter: Mr. Cutting, this proposed bill is said to have a mechanism for illegal aliens to be accounted for in order to better enforce our employment laws with businesses. Is this something you agree would be good if it worked?

Bill Cutting: My great grand father gave his life, making this country what it is. Murdered by the Mexicans with all of his men on the twenty fifth of July, anno domini, 1846. Do you think I'm going to help you befoul his legacy, by giving this country over to them, what's had no hand in the fighting for it? Why, because they come off a boat crawling with lice and begging you for soup.

Reporter: Okay then, what about the claim that this bill will require enforcement triggers to be met before anyone is provided any temporary worker status or Z visa?

Bill Cutting: I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Mexican harps. Do a job for a nickel what a nigger does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed.

Reporter: So you don’t think the enforcement benchmarks will be met or they will be ignored?

Bill Cutting: If only I had the guns, Mr. Reporter, I'd shoot each and every one of them before they set foot on American soil.

Reporter: Critics have said their dispute is not specifically about Mexicans and its strictly about a bad immigration bill. Is this accurate?

Bill Cutting :On the seventh day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of America and what came out of him... was Mexico. No offense son.

Reporter: Thank you Mr. Cutting.

"Q. That's it. I'm leaving the Republican Party.
A. And go where? The Green Party? Yeah, you have fun with that you brown-people hating, Nazi homo"

Is the White house this dumb? The Nazis threw Homos in the Camps along with everyone else. Of course, this might have something to do with the belief that Homosexuals are insane.

No that's not my real name and now I ahve to go into hiding from the P.C. police, since the aforementioned belief was banned from the public square by rioting Homos in the 80's

Frank, when did this blog switch to reporting the news instead of parodying it?

It may come down to forming a new political party for Americans. The Whigs were not capable of facing up to the great problems in America in the mid 1800's so the Republican party was formed. Abraham Lincoln rose from relative obscurity to lead the Nation as a Republican President through the most dangerous times ever faced by this nation. We are facing dangerous times again and all we get is two parties fighting each other for
political gain to the detriment of the United States of America

polynukes, Bill Cutting (who? anyone heard of this guy before?) is like the 'magic white man,' you know, the one white guy that IS all those idiotic stereotypes, so people can quote him and claim that all conservatives are racists. Note the conflation from 'white' to 'conservative,' which is pretty typical. But thanks for playing.