June 03, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Since they know they can't outrun Fred Thompson, grizzly bears will often try and play dead.
That ain't no playin', son. They's up and died o' fright!
Fred Thompson wears a coon skin cap when he's after that metrosexual look...
And in honor of the 20th anniversary of Dirty Dancing:
Fred Thompson puts Baby in a corner when he damn well feels like it.
Sometimes the grizzly bears bring pic-a-nic baskets to Fred.
Fred Thompson is going to campaign cost-to-coast riding his pet Griz named Hillary. "She's a mean ole' sow, especially if you cross her" says Fred. He wins in a landslide when he promises to populate the Mexican border with Trained Griz who will scare away all the dirty Mexicans...
you don't have to run faster than Fred Thompson, you just have to run faster than the guy you're with.
You CAN'T run faster than Fred Thompson.
I can, but you can't.
Stumble It!
