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June 05, 2007
Freight Train Fred! (Thompson)
As you may have heard, Fred Thompson has already climbed to second place in the latest polling. I'm going to make a political prediction and say that, when Fred Thompson enters race, people will soon realize that, if they don't vote for him, they could quite possibly die. Within two weeks he'll be polling 100%. The Republicans will then just give him the nomination without even holding a election since an election implies the possibility that they would give the nomination to someone else -- a grave insult to Fred Thompson. Then, to shake off bad publicity from the immigration bill, the Republicans will rename themselves the "Thompson Party." Man, I hope I get invited to the Thompson Party Convention so I can cheer along with all the other excited Thompsonicans! 11 Responses To "Freight Train Fred! (Thompson)"
100%?!? Ya gotta be freakin' kidding me! It's gonna be close to 150%. Personally, I'm voting several times just in case one or more of my ballots don't get counted and he finds out! #1 - Posted by: K T Cat on June 5, 2007 01:26 PMKT Cat Hey, what are you? Some kinda Democrat? I thought you guys at least had the decency to wait until you died before you voted more than once. I’m a Thompsonican also! After passing the Immigration Bill the Republican Party doesn’t deserve Fred Thompson or us Thompsonicans! There needs to be A) some serious ass kissing by the Republican Homos B) some serious bitch slapping by the Thompsonicans or C) A new Thompsonican Party to compete with the liberal Republican RINO Loser Homo Dick-Head Party (RRLHDH also called the RNC). I vote for all three! #3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 5, 2007 02:04 PMThompsonicans? Wait! I got it.... T-Men! Freddites. #5 - Posted by: Bod on June 5, 2007 02:56 PMT-Baggers. #6 - Posted by: emcee fleshy on June 5, 2007 06:26 PMI'm no Democrat, Bod. I just don't want to get sliced, mutilated, smashed or fried by the laser beams that come out of his eyes because he didn't think I voted for him. I'm not taking any chances. Anyway, since Fred's going to get 100%+ no one's going to notice a few extra votes. We're all going to celebrating the glorious victory for all Mankind. (Sorry, SarahK. I meant all Personkind.) #7 - Posted by: K T Cat on June 5, 2007 09:06 PMI like the poll, especially when you see that Giuliani has been dropping like a stone since word got out the Fred would run. The Democrat poll is even more interesting. Hillary leads Obama by 12 points, but in the head-to-head matchups against Republicans, she does worse than Obama or Edwards. In other words, it looks like the Dems will nominate the only candidate who is guaranteed to lose. Of course, any Democrat is guaranteed to lose against Fred, but if (shudder the thought) Fred didn't run, Hillary still loses. #8 - Posted by: Fosterdad on June 5, 2007 09:46 PMActually, I think it will be the FREDeralist Party. I myself am a Frederalist. #10 - Posted by: Da Coyote on June 6, 2007 05:26 AMah, Frank stop talking Hillary, back to talking Fred Thompson. HKpistole OK again. #11 - Posted by: HKPistole on June 6, 2007 11:07 AMPost a comment
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