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June 06, 2007
Frank Debate Questions Suggestions
I watched a bit of the Republican primary debate (the lovely and talented SarahK blogged it here), and it was pretty boring. I think I have some ideas for questions that would make it a lot more entertaining. They may not go directly to the issues, but I think they'll help us learn a lot about the candidates as people. REPUBLICAN PRIMARY DEBATE QUESTIONS * If you had to pick a minority group you like the least, which one would it be? * What are your theories on what's happening on Lost? * Should gays be allowed in the military? Should straights be allowed in figure skating? * For this next round, you can only speak using song titles. * If you had to choose a country in Europe to declare war against, which one and why? * Who wants a hug? * Close your eyes and see if you can name all the other candidates on stage. I bet you can't! * Would you leave nukes on the table in our dealings with the moon? * I'm going to read a list of names and I want you to raise your hand if you'd hit that. * Would you support torture against terrorists? How about e-mail spammers? * Now commences the brick round. You each get one brick you can throw at another candidate. * Any of you know where to score some blow? * Prove you're not an alien impostor! * Is our nation prepared for a ninja attack or is our kung fu weak? * If King Kong were unavailable, who would you put in his place to fight Godzilla? * We can all agree this is pretty pointless without Fred Thompson, right? UPDATE: I should mention that one of those was in the questions I sent to Tom Tancredo that he didn't answer. 14 Responses To "Frank Debate Questions Suggestions"
//would hit it// #1 - Posted by: Matty G on June 6, 2007 11:56 AM* If you had to choose a country in Europe to declare war against, which one and why? Without any hesitating, I would emphatically state france. #2 - Posted by: Elvenbane on June 6, 2007 12:07 PMWhat's your favorite beer? #3 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on June 6, 2007 12:19 PM"Without any hesitating, I would emphatically state france." Sweet, sweet guaranteed victory. It'd make Schwarzkopf's 100 Hours look like an eon. The answer to the Godzilla question is, of course, Fred Thompson. His mighty glare solves all! #4 - Posted by: Abigail on June 6, 2007 12:19 PMFrance, definately, we can use it to train our boyscouts for future acts as soldiers. #5 - Posted by: Trigger on June 6, 2007 12:27 PMI would have said France a few months ago. Now that Sarkozy is in office, they have pledge to be friends with America. And that is just cool coming from a long time US hating country. I would say Turkey. Just to make them change their name. #6 - Posted by: Rubeus on June 6, 2007 12:45 PMthis is funny. so funny, in fact, i would say it would be a great premise for an IMW. not to diminish its impact as a stand-alone piece, it's golden. couldn't we attack Japan for what they done to Cotton Hill's shins? #7 - Posted by: aA on June 6, 2007 01:54 PMIf I had to pick a European country to punch right now England would be right up there. True Tony Blair has been a good guy on the War on Terror but the British people...good grief! What a bunch of sissified girly men and ANY nation that still needs a King and Queen needs a good punchin'! #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 6, 2007 02:32 PMJust a bit of concern, seeing as you brought up the topic. We've extended the campaigns now to start immediately after an election, shouldn't we be starting the 2012 campaign about now?? #9 - Posted by: pete in Midland on June 6, 2007 03:21 PM* If you had to pick a minority group you like the least, which one would it be?An easy one! The democrats, of course. * What are your theories on what's happening on Lost?I stopped watching that lame-o show after around 3 episodes. * Should gays be allowed in the military? Should straights be allowed in figure skating?No, on both counts. But, figure skaters should be allowed in the military. Figure that one out! (I do speak polititianese.) * For this next round, you can only speak using song titles.Que sera sera. * If you had to choose a country in Europe to declare war against, which one and why?Not too long ago, it would be France in a slamdunk, but they're showing some hope. I guess England, with them getting rid of Blair and probably going anti-war. Not to mention Londonstan. * Who wants a hug?Save that stuff for Edwards, you faggot. * Close your eyes and see if you can name all the other candidates on stage. I bet you can't!I don't care how you scheme, you're not hugging me. * Would you leave nukes on the table in our dealings with the moon?My nukes aren't on the table. I keep them in the closet. Because that's the kind of nukes they are. I know that excites you, but just wait until they're seeking your ass. * I'm going to read a list of names and I want you to raise your hand if you'd hit that.Every name you read means a sock in the mouth for you. * Would you support torture against terrorists? How about e-mail spammers?We need an evil genius to point them at each other. * Now commences the brick round. You each get one brick you can throw at another candidate.This doesn't bode well for McCain. * Any of you know where to score some blow?I told you to save that stuff for Edwards. * Prove you're not an alien impostor!That's Ron Paul's job. * Is our nation prepared for a ninja attack or is our kung fu weak?We are woefully unprepared. * If King Kong were unavailable, who would you put in his place to fight Godzilla?Rosie O'Donnell * We can all agree this is pretty pointless without Fred Thompson, right?No worries, he can still be my VP. #11 - Posted by: Anon Y. Mous on June 6, 2007 04:30 PM Speaking of email spammers , Ron Paul's guys spammed the WND poll. #12 - Posted by: Mikey on June 6, 2007 11:39 PMBWAHAHAHA! "Prove you're not alien imposters!" They're all SKRULLS! SKRULLS, I TELL YOU! Well, one or two could be space phantoms, too... #13 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on June 7, 2007 09:10 AMFrance, definately, we can use it to train our boyscouts for future acts as soldiers. As an eagle scout, I can tell you we already have a merit badge for that. I deliberately failed the first time so I could go again. =D #14 - Posted by: Challenger Grim on June 11, 2007 02:35 PMPost a comment
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