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June 09, 2007
Obama Warns of "Quiet Riot" Among Blacks
Posted by Harvey at 09:32 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (9)

HAMPTON, Va. (AP) -- Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama said Tuesday that the Bush administration has done nothing to defuse a "Quiet Riot" among blacks that threatens to erupt just as riots in Los Angeles did 15 years ago.

The first-term Illinois senator said that with black people from New Orleans and the Gulf Coast still displaced 20 months after Hurricane Katrina, frustration and resentments are building explosively as they did before the 1992 riots, prompting Obama to give the following fiery speech:

"Those 'Quiet Riots' that take place every day are born from the same place as the destruction in New Orleans. We look around that once-fair city and see the rusted-out hulks of cars everywhere. The 'Metal Health' of New Orleans is in a sorry state. We are tempted to abandon you, New Orleans, yet we 'Don't Wanna Let You Go'."

"We love that city, but thanks to Bush's neglect, we've discovered that 'Love's a Bitch'. We are left 'Breathless' with sorrow, anger, and frustration at the unfairness of it all. Bush does nothing but drive through in his 'Slick Black Cadillac' for a cheap political photo-op with the downtrodden residents. People with no jobs, no homes, and nothing to comfort them except maybe a cheap bottle of 'Thunderbird'. People who had to 'Run for Cover' when Katrina made the city a 'Danger Zone'. And Bush did nothing for us. He ignored us because we remained silent."

"But no more! We must scream and shout and pound out our anger so that the very earth itself trembles, and we can say to Bush all the way in Washington, 'Cum On Feel the Noize'! We must rise up as one and become a veritable 'Battle Axe' of protest! The time for calm discussion has passed. Let's get our message out by any means necessary! 'Let's Get Crazy'!"

"This is your last chance, President Bush. We'd prefer peaceable means, but if we have to 'Bang Your Head', we will."



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9 Responses To "Obama Warns of "Quiet Riot" Among Blacks"

If Baracko is indeed successful at inciting riots, it will make for great television viewing, huh?

#1 - Posted by: LV Vet on June 9, 2007 11:08 AM

You should have photoshopped it so that it said "Mental Health"

#2 - Posted by: otcconan on June 9, 2007 11:54 AM

At some point, Obama will wind up living in his mom's basement working at a local radio station, trying to conact all the famous polls he used to run with, and hanging out at local clubs telling people he was #1 in the polls for 2 weeks. Sad.

#3 - Posted by: will.see on June 9, 2007 01:23 PM

Crikey!

Here's Barak Oh-glamma-jamma at the peak of his "Rock-Star" fame, (in leopard spandex, no less).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW2J_UZ8lQU

#4 - Posted by: everydayjoe on June 9, 2007 01:23 PM

Not to worry, he'll just wave his "magic" wand. Freakin' idiot.

#5 - Posted by: Skul on June 9, 2007 02:40 PM

>if we have to 'Bang Your Head', we will."

zOMG ITS CALLED METAL HEALTH (BANG YOUR HEAD)!!!1
/Guitar Hero forums

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AYmX0W30j8

#6 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on June 9, 2007 08:00 PM

Cum on Feel the Noize! Girls Rock your boyz!

#7 - Posted by: Robert on June 9, 2007 09:45 PM

Barry O'bama probably doesn't realize it, but he can't win simply by taking the "high road" on people all the time. Once he gets into policy matters, he'll step in the poo that is collectivist politics as Hillary and Edwards have. I look forward to it.

#8 - Posted by: BadIdeaGuy on June 10, 2007 12:03 AM

He's playin nice so he can be Hillary's runningmate while gently fanning the flames of racism like a dutiful Democrat.

The Breck Girl might as well just quit now.

#9 - Posted by: Rightwingmac on June 10, 2007 04:15 AM
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