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June 13, 2007
Enunciating Sunbats of the Iraqiwood Right
With all the annoyance caused by the barking moonbats of the Hollywood left protesting the war (or even worse - doing their version of "supporting the troops"), I sometimes wonder if the terrorists have this problem. I have this mental image of freshly-bathed, cleanly-shaven men dressed in business suits & shiny shoes, carrying neatly-lettered signs while standing out of the way of both automobile and pedestrian traffic. I can just imagine what slogans they would use to undermine terrorist morale... * The Koran says that Muslims can't lick Bush! * No blood for Sharia! * We support our terrorists when they blow up their Imams! * War is unhealthy for children and other living things that the Prophet Mohammed had sex with! * Bush is a terrorist - and much better at it than you! * What if they held a war and nobody came? The insurgency STILL wouldn't stand a chance, that's what! * Cowardly tools of Iran! Why are you licking Ahmadinejad's boots? Tastes great, or less filling? * Suicide bombing is stupid! Americans can make munitions faster than we can make babies! * The insurgency's plan: * America sees more from a satellite than Allah can protect from Heaven! * Peace now! * Better to live in Guantanamo than die in an airstrike! * Either learn to say "I surrender!" in English or "I've been hit!" in Arabic! * Car-bombing citizens to win popular support is like screwing for virginity! * Iraq today: Bush's Vietnam Wonder what the sunbat version of Daily Kos would be like? 10 Responses To "Enunciating Sunbats of the Iraqiwood Right"
* The insurgency's plan: STUPID Pu$$Y insurgents! #1 - Posted by: shimauma on June 13, 2007 08:41 AMThe sunbat version of the Kos would probably read an awful lot like IMAO.us, only with WAY more cursing and no Aquaxanthous. #2 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on June 13, 2007 09:41 AM* The insurgency's plan: Nice South Park>/em> reference, Harv. #3 - Posted by: Damian G. on June 13, 2007 01:06 PMI wish I could have sloga #4 translated into Arabic, and on a T-shirt. #4 - Posted by: Bob on June 13, 2007 03:25 PMI wish I could have sloga #4 translated into Arabic, and on a T-shirt. #5 - Posted by: Bob on June 13, 2007 03:25 PM//Either learn to say "I surrender!" in English or "I've been hit!" in Arabic!// Yeah, Harvey! HELL YEAH! #6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 13, 2007 03:28 PM* Why die for virgins in heaven, when you can live with goats in caves? #7 - Posted by: Spyndrilleum on June 13, 2007 06:13 PMSunbats would get Algore to rant and grunt about how twelfth century life was so much nicer to the environment and ........ oh, wait, he's doing that now. #8 - Posted by: DohXs on June 13, 2007 07:16 PMHarvey, Wally - it's ok, I always accept blessings in the I may be an atheist, but I'm not a *rude* atheist. :-) #10 - Posted by: Harvey on June 14, 2007 07:28 AMPost a comment
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