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June 15, 2007
Describing Harry
Posted by Frank J. at 10:01 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

Harry Reid while speaking to our wacky friends form the left side of the blogosphere called Gen. Pace and Gen. Petraeus "incompetent" which seems like an odd judgment from the stellar human being Reid is. It made me think: What are some things to call Senator Reid?

THINGS TO CALL HARRY REID

* Incontinent
* Spineless
* Doddering
* Dimwitted
* Laugh-inspiring
* Wrinkly
* Corrupt
* Weak
* Sexually-confused
* Squishy
* Diarrhea-prone
* Flammable
* Suzy

That was fun! Why don't you pick a politician and do your own list in the comments.

And be honorable about it, ronin.

UPDATE:

I should not the funniest thing about this story is how the muckadoos started sreeching that Reid never said such things. Apparently, they forgot he had said it. Throw them in jail like Scooter Libby!

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15 Responses To "Describing Harry"

You forgot "treasonous."

#1 - Posted by: Son of Bob on June 15, 2007 10:20 AM

Fred Thompson

*Mr. Thompson, sir

#2 - Posted by: Jeff on June 15, 2007 10:21 AM

The flatulent failed freaked fraudulent foolishly capering apelike towards his betters.

#3 - Posted by: Wrier on June 15, 2007 01:14 PM

Harry Reid: asshat

#4 - Posted by: Anonymous on June 15, 2007 03:08 PM

Ted Kennedy:

-Jabba
-Planetary
-Mummified
-Bridge Flyer
-Laminate Face
-Great White Father
-Snowbeard (I wonder if his armpit hair is white too?)
-Senatorius Maximus

and any more I might have missed!

#5 - Posted by: Benrig on June 15, 2007 04:07 PM

Bill "No, really; I'm Latino" Richardson:

Governor- just kidding; he couldn't effectively govern a litter of puppies
Traitor
Hypocrite
White
Yellow
Bloated
Maria
Democrat
Smoker (Enjoys smoking cigars in public places while issuing a state-wide ban on such activities for everyone else.)

Martin "What civil liberties?" Chavez

Pindejo
Turd Burgler
Democrat
Richardson's Bitch (Gave Bill the reach-around on the state smoking ban by disallowing it in ABQ restaurants, bars, and outdoors in public parks.)

#6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 15, 2007 04:34 PM

Lilly Button
Tissy Friss
Sissy Mary
Pantywaist
Namby Pamby
Nancy-boy
Girl-Scout Wannabe

Probably ties kerosine soaked rags around his ankles so the ants don't crawl up his legs and eat his candy a$$.

Any questions?

#7 - Posted by: Skul on June 15, 2007 07:17 PM

John "Nancy boy" Edwards

Scrot-less - nuff said.

#8 - Posted by: Humble Servant on June 15, 2007 09:41 PM

More things to call Harry Reid:

Snivelling cube of bacon fat
Cross-eyed turnip
Pudding-filled sock puppet
Sponge-witted howler monkey
Slack-jawed lawn gnome
Rock-munching guppy

...and that's about all I can think of.

#9 - Posted by: ZK on June 15, 2007 11:40 PM

Despite his being from Las Vegas, I think "Dim Bulb" is appropriate.

#10 - Posted by: gmsc on June 16, 2007 05:14 AM

gmsc -

He's from Searchlight, and "Dim Bulb from Searchlight" is so appropriate that the Wall Street Journal, I think, has used it.


Now for another:

every member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors:

girly-man (yes, that includes the nominally female members)

#11 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on June 16, 2007 11:23 AM

I'm just kinda wondering what all these nicknames did so wrong as to be ASSociated with Harry "Reed"?? (Whenever the wind blows, he makes a clamorous noise)
He just gives bad names a bad name.

#12 - Posted by: on June 16, 2007 04:25 PM

The best and most descriptive term I can think of for Harry Reid is...

IGNORANUS.

Because he's a dumbass, of course.

#13 - Posted by: kalthalior on June 17, 2007 08:01 PM

John McCain:

MaverDick
Juan
Decrepit
Politically Deaf
Jello-Spined
Weathervane
Deluded
Disgrace
Flipflop
Not-the-next-POTUS
Ballsack

#14 - Posted by: DesertElephant on June 19, 2007 07:43 PM

More Ted Kennedy

Whoa Fat Teddy Bam Ba Lam
Splash

#15 - Posted by: Anonymous on June 22, 2007 09:33 AM
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