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June 18, 2007
Was Ron Paul Behind 9/11?
Posted by Frank J. at 05:36 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (94)

I notice some Ron Paul supporters think the reason we make fun of Ron Paul is because we're threatened of his extreme political relevance. Of course, I tease chimps at the zoo, but that doesn't mean I'm contemplating voting for them.

Then again, I am threatened by the possibility of monkeys doing some sort of political takeover... while I don't fear any such thing with Ron Paul.

94 Responses To "Was Ron Paul Behind 9/11?"

the real reason Ron Paul supporters think we make fun of him is that they are all paranoid

#1 - Posted by: DixieKraut on June 18, 2007 05:41 PM

Ron Paul's an idiot at his best and a moonbat at his worst.
His followers for the most part are nothing but seething morons who have completely missed the cluebus.

#2 - Posted by: Dick on June 18, 2007 05:54 PM

Good ol' Ron does a far better job of unintentionally insulting his own intelligence, than we do working at it.

#3 - Posted by: Skul on June 18, 2007 06:03 PM

My guess is that a large population of LaRouchies moved over into the Paul camp, erroneously thinking Paul had a better shot at the White House.

You would think they were actually looking for ways to be bitterly disappointed.

#4 - Posted by: Basilisk on June 18, 2007 06:17 PM

Having no vested interest in the triffling differences among the top-tier candidates, I find all this crap pretty damn funny.

While I'm here, I gotta ask: Fred Thomson - the guy who worked as a lobbyist for Jean-Bertrand Aristide... are you guys serious, or are the banner ads just a joke too?

[Translation: "I lurv Ron Paul. Why do you support Fred Thompson when he blah bla blah blah stuff no one ever heard or cares about bla blah?" -Ed.]

#5 - Posted by: An Amused Bystander on June 18, 2007 06:18 PM

I have proof that Ron Paul worked as a lobbyist for the Cylons, and that he helped them plan 9/11.

(What, muslims hating actual humans and most muslims being named "Muhammad" didn't clue you in that they're Cylons?)

#6 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 18, 2007 06:28 PM

More proof - Cylons love spamming internet polls.

#7 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 18, 2007 06:28 PM

YEALIKE Cool Dude. I mean, like everybody is so like really stupid, you know and like why even say exactly what is so stupid about them, like that takes time and thought so....I mean like they'er like all really stupid, huh? I mean, Ron Paul and everybody with this liberty and freedom stuff, like who cares, right? Like moonbats and whackjobs and nerds and like not cool. Like not like us. Dudes! We are so like above it all dudes.

#8 - Posted by: YEALIKE on June 18, 2007 07:53 PM

America has been in trouble for a long time. The media has very much dishonored Rights the Constitution has entrusted them with. Congress has sold out America.

You can use all the childish innuendo you wish, be as defamatory as you desire, and bash everyone who thinks thoughts apart than yours - BUT! - Ron Paul stands out as a last hope for America. Read his record! Impeccable! True to this country through and through!

At 58 years old I have NEVER voted Republican and after Bush and son shrub - damn sure didn't want to vote for a Texan. Raised in Democrat country; let's just they left me more than 20 years ago.

Then Ron Paul came along. Republican! Texan! Today he is my hero. I am registering Republican and push for his nomination in 2008. I am looking for 20-30 million more people who believe Liberty and Freedom and the Constitution are important and worth fighting for. Join me! Register Republican and bring the party back to America – RON PAUL 2008 ! ! !
Minnesotan for Ron Paul

[Did this guy actually refer to Ron Paul as "a last hope for America" with a straight face? I didn't know it was physically possible for one man to consume that much Kool-Aid. -Ed.]

#9 - Posted by: Larry Friend on June 18, 2007 07:57 PM

"At 58 years old I have NEVER voted Republican...."

Yep, and we're supposed to believe that these nuts aren't actually moonbats in really bad disguises (I can see the zipper!)


p.s. I also have pictures of Ron Paul in bed with Gaius Baltar!

#10 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 18, 2007 08:05 PM

I was really surprised when I found out that Ru Paul was running for president. I still remember his show on MTV, but I'm sorry, I just don't think I want a drag queen as president (no offense to John Edwards).

#11 - Posted by: Son of Bob on June 18, 2007 08:05 PM

Ron Paul and his sycophants are barking moonbats. The prototypes of what this blog is all about. The >1% of voters that support this fool happen to have access to computers and tout his lunacy much more actively than real candidates. And the MSM loves to put him on display. Paul's isolationist agenda was put to bed with Thomas Jefferson and the Marine invasion of Tripoli

#12 - Posted by: Fiftycal on June 18, 2007 08:12 PM

You guys (and gals) must either be personally profiting from the banking cartel's monopoly on the creation of fiat money at the expense of our economic and political freedom, or just plain ignorant.

You don't have cause to criticize Ron Paul until you can answer, and contextualize within the first sentence of the second paragraph of the Declaration of Independence, the following question:

Where does the Federal Reserve get the money it uses to buy bonds from the U.S. Treasury?

Or perhaps your slogan is just "Unfair. Unbalanced. Uneducated."

[Translation: "Blah bla blah bla blah. Ron Paul rooolz!" -Ed.]

#13 - Posted by: Barry Day on June 18, 2007 08:56 PM

Ron Paul iz K00lers then U, hez is so grate, U just don't understabnd grateeness!!!1!!1 He will win causes he has like 300 millions of people that like him her in the USA and big interweb sirport!!!!!!!!

JOIN THE RON PAWL REVOLUSION!!!!!

#14 - Posted by: Ron Paul Ron Paul! on June 18, 2007 08:59 PM

The sad thing is, that last comment, though obviously satirical, made more sense than any of the actual Ron Paul supporters.

#15 - Posted by: Damian G. on June 18, 2007 09:02 PM

Ron Paul supporters are Ron Paul's biggest liability.

#16 - Posted by: on June 18, 2007 09:05 PM

At 58 years old I have NEVER voted Republican
Something tells me he hasn't bothered voting for the past 40 years.

#17 - Posted by: DoubleU on June 18, 2007 09:15 PM

Anyone in here smart enough to realize how the Federal Reserve has been screwing us for the last 94 years?
I doubt it.

Here is a link; towards the top is an audio clip of the only Presidential candidate who would push to curtail the power of the Federal Reserve.

Then again, if Hillary is going to give you "free" health care, who gives a shit if private bankers are taxing you through inflation?

#18 - Posted by: Nate on June 18, 2007 09:28 PM

Yeah Ron Paul will save us all by himself with no help from anyone else!! So Nate, your so Super-Duper-Mcwooper smart and a Ron Paul supporter 'splain it to us, how will Ron Paul do it all? (You didn't include a link) Does he have a magic cape? (or just a smock?)

#19 - Posted by: Ron Paul Ron Paul! on June 18, 2007 09:33 PM

Know what really frosts Ron Pauls balls?
Snow about two feet deep!

Ever think that we ought to rearrange political offices like we do movies? Think about it we could have Westerns, Comedies, Love Stories, Biblical Stories, Dramas, Racial stories, Gay stories, Conspiracy stories, etc, etc. Then instead of putting them in office, we could just hand them a little statue, then send their asses home. Leaving us (LEGAL) citizens to get the real work done!
Instead we have to suffer like 17 months more of reruns, bad actors, and jokers!

#20 - Posted by: on June 18, 2007 09:38 PM

ronpaulaudio(dot)com/rpaudio/RonPaulFedReserve
BankingEconomyexerpts(dot)mp3

[What were you trying to do? - ED]

#21 - Posted by: Nate on June 18, 2007 09:40 PM

The short and simple of it is the Federal Reserve prints money freely. Whenever they print that money everyone else's cash goes down in value. The Federal Reserve than lends this new money out to banks and collects interest on something they never had. They lend this money to the banks at rate A. Banks don't really hold significant cash anymore. They balance their loans and with the deposits. But if the banks need cash on short notice they borrow from the Federal Reserve to loan the money to businesses and consumers at rate B (B > A).
So the new money goes to banks and businesses. But for everyone else we don't get a cut of the new cash and all of our non real assets go down in value. The banks make a profit of (B-A) less defaults, and the Federal Reserve makes A less defaults.

#22 - Posted by: Nate on June 18, 2007 09:56 PM

The only explanation for such die hard supporters of Ron Paul I can think of is that some REALLY odd people are getting overly excited about the fact that someone as odd as them is making a feeble attempt at getting into office.

#23 - Posted by: Rubeus on June 18, 2007 10:05 PM

Rubeus, you must have a really small brain then.

#24 - Posted by: Nate on June 18, 2007 10:14 PM

What I've always said this blog needs is rants about the Federal Reserve.

#25 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 18, 2007 10:19 PM

GET THE US OUT OF IMAO.US!!!

#26 - Posted by: a.h. on June 18, 2007 10:40 PM

What was it that someone said over at Ace's blog? Ah yes, here it is:

"If he wanted to impress me with Jacksonian action, he could introduce a bill to abolish the Department of Education and use the $$ freed thereby to build the southern border fence."

Given a number of our current ills -- especially regarding Shamnesty -- the U.S. Reserve is rather low on my To Do list.

#27 - Posted by: Basilisk on June 18, 2007 11:07 PM

Fluoridation and You!

The problem with fluoride, in a nutshell, is that we're getting far too much of it - not just from naturally or artificially fluoridated drinking water, salt, and toothpaste, but also ordinary black or green tea, natural mineral supplements, prescription drugs, baked goods and breakfast cereals, mechanically deboned processed pork beef and chicken, pesticide residues in fruits and vegetables, oats, rice, corn, wheat flour, and virtually every other food item on the grocery shelves.

Imports from China and other rapidly developing countries are often heavily contaminated by fluoride from fertilizers and uncontrolled air pollution sources, yet nothing is done to protect consumers. Agro-business has deep pockets and powerful influence with the U.S. government. In addition, hundreds of manufacturers expose workers to unsafe levels of fluoride, and face high costs for the disposal of fluoride wastes. If the role of the U.S. Army in this nasty business became public knowledge, the Surgeon General could be accused of being an accessory in crimes against humanity, and many middle-eastern terrorists would look like angels compared to the President of the United States. Unfortunately, the U.S. Courts don't have jurisdiction in this matter. This isn't about science or public health. It's about politics and the cost of doing business. Google the word "fluoridation" and you'll probably get over a million hits.

As stated by UNICEF, "Chronic intake of excessive fluoride can lead to the severe and permanent bone and joint deformations of skeletal fluorosis. Early symptoms include sporadic pain and stiffness of joints: headache, stomach-ache and muscle weakness can also be warning signs. The next stage is osteosclerosis (hardening and calcifying of the bones), and finally the spine, major joints, muscles and nervous system are damaged."

The U.S. Public Health Service admits that too much fluoride can cause arthritis and osteoporosis, as well as stained and pitted brittle teeth, but no one knows exactly how much it takes to do so for any particular individual. In most cases, however, more than one milligram of fluoride per day will eventually cause serious adverse effects involving enzymes and the endocrine system. Millions of children in India and China have already been crippled by overdoses of fluoride, but no one knows how many people are currently affected in the United States because no one in authority is looking or cares.

Water fluoridation - whether natural or artificial - doesn't work and isn't safe. From the start, its promotion relied on fraudulent abstracts prepared by special interests concerned with economic and national security issues. It had nothing to do with improving dental health. During the 1970s, when I showed Michigan's top fluoride expert several dozen examples of his own industry-funded abstracts side by side with the original documents they were supposed to represent, he said: "Look, lady, if the abstracts don't agree with the originals, there must be something wrong with the originals." In 1978 Michigan became the first state to repeal a mandatory fluoridation law.

Only by learning more can you stop them before it's too late.

http://www.rvi.net/~fluoride/
http://www.geocities.com/Northstarzone/FLUORIDE.html

#28 - Posted by: WAL on June 18, 2007 11:21 PM

Heres an idea someone should a poll who's more annoying and gay? : Ron Paul or John Edwards

#29 - Posted by: Mikey on June 18, 2007 11:35 PM

WAL, that's why the commies only drink vodka, you know!

#30 - Posted by: Col Ripper on June 18, 2007 11:41 PM

Good to see some sanity in the comments for a change.

Now maybe you Zionist Tri-lateral Commission-loving Illuminati Free Masons will understand the truth of all things.

IM IN UR INTERWEBS SPAMMIN UR POLLZ!

Hail Satan!

I mean, Hail Ron Paul! - the choice of progressives everywhere!

Monkey Faced Liberal

#31 - Posted by: Monkey Faced Liberal on June 18, 2007 11:46 PM

Frank you're right as usual, one quick post about Ron Paul is the gift that keeps on giving. I vote for a Ron Paul week at IMAO. There's a poll we need...

#32 - Posted by: Boogs on June 18, 2007 11:49 PM

Does anyone really want to spend another couple of trillion dollars to make Iraq a model liberal democracy for the twenty-second century, while our borders remain wide open to nuclear terrorism?

Ron Paul is the only presidential candidate who proposes pulling out of Iraq, guarding our borders, and capturing bin Laden before he can upgrade to the nuclear option.

#33 - Posted by: Joe Schembrie on June 18, 2007 11:55 PM

Only Zionist kikes and retards would compare a chimp to Ron Paul. You don't hear people compare Colin Powell to a chimp just because he's a nigger, do you?

[Holy crap! Ron Paul sure reels in the quality supporters. White power, truthers, and... who else? -Ed.]

#34 - Posted by: Josh on June 18, 2007 11:58 PM

WOW!! There's a candidate with style!

Oh wait.. Damn it! For a minute I thought you were saying that RuPaul was running for President, not Ron Paul.

I am really disappointed now. We're trading in a hand-job for a whack-job.

:D

#35 - Posted by: Tim on June 19, 2007 12:04 AM

I would vote for a Chimp before I'd vote for Ron Paul, that's how W got elected.

#36 - Posted by: spacemonkey on June 19, 2007 12:06 AM

I may have to rethink my choice in candidate now, if he attracts neo-Nazi scum like Josh.

I prefer neo-Stalinist types myself.

But then again, as a progressive I do hate Jooooos and only put up with brown people if they know their place and vote Democrat.

I mean, for Ron Paul.

Hail Satan!

(and still a little Hail Ron Paul! - if he hates Joooos he can't be all bad)

Monkey Faced Liberal

#37 - Posted by: Monkey Faced Liberal on June 19, 2007 12:13 AM

Nate: there's a lot bigger fish to fry than making a single-issue out of our corrupted fiat money and the inflation stealth tax. I personally know very little about Ron Paul, but given your sales pitch would vote for William Jennings Bryant (do not crucify mankind on a cross of gold!) over him anyday. After 94 years (or is that only 78?!) I can see why people would forget just how incredibly much pain and sufferring a deflationary crash causes, but there's good reason why helicopter Bernake would dump that money on the masses before seeing deflation (not that that would actually work as intended). We can't be perfect monetarists (all hail Uncle Milty [Friedman]) but let's keep in mind what having some low quasi-predictable level of inflation into the forseeable future does. At its best, it is a level of progressive taxation -- unless you're retired and sufferring under your fixed income. People with lots of cash sitting around doing nothing lose it. People buying up productive assets (or gold or real estate or other precious commodities) will fare just fine -- as the dollar tanks, those commodities will hold value. People in debt will sing hallelujah as the dollars they pay the debts back in get cheaper. So if you don't like our fed, buy gold, buy stocks, buy houses, buy euroes and yen. At its worst, China decides they're tired of exporting all and sundry to us for nothing in return except for our factories and productive capability, calls all our bad loans, and we get another severe deflationary crash right under the nose of the fed. Probably with more consolidation of statist power too. As well as being against cheap goods from the orient, I suppose Ron Paul is for higher gas taxes too. Good luck with that campaign slogan!

#38 - Posted by: Capitalist_B on June 19, 2007 12:17 AM

I can't bear to reread the comments - I feel my IQ decreasing as if I'd accidentally followed a link to Kos or DU.

Have the Ron Paul-bots confirmed their moonbat roots by calling us gay yet? Seeing "Zionist" used is almost enough, but if they call us gay it's confirmed.

#39 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 19, 2007 12:19 AM

Unless you deny you're Zionist or think there's something wrong with it, I don't see how calling neocon warmongers 'Zionist' is in any way inaccurate or wrong.

Why else is Ron Paul a bad candidate? Anti-tax? Ron Paul doesn't hate Jews, nor do I.

[Just to be clear, they don't hate the Jews, they hate the kikes. -Ed.]

#40 - Posted by: Josh on June 19, 2007 01:13 AM

Unless you deny you're Zionist or think there's something wrong with it, I don't see how calling neocon warmongers 'Zionist' is in any way inaccurate or wrong.

Yep, I was right...Ron Paul's drawing from the LaRouchies. Quality crazy is what those folks are all about.

#41 - Posted by: Basilisk on June 19, 2007 01:53 AM

This is some good stuff here. It makes me laugh when people don't know what humor is. I think we need more Ron Paul jokes. Watching the comments is almost better than the post itself!

#42 - Posted by: Rubeus on June 19, 2007 03:00 AM

Ron Paul is for a government that is so small you will need a microscope to find it.

#43 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on June 19, 2007 06:25 AM

You're all f.ucking idiots.

#44 - Posted by: bobmikeq on June 19, 2007 08:03 AM

Ron Paul has made ridiculous suggestions. He wants full dialogue with Iran-sure. If he first publicly makes it conditional that everyone involved in the 1979 Embassy takeover, all descendants, spouses and family for three generations with everyone who gave the orders and supported them dropped in the Marriannas Trench-then I could consider him seriously.

#45 - Posted by: Writer on June 19, 2007 08:33 AM

Ron Paul plans to rule America from building seven of the World Trade Center.

#46 - Posted by: on June 19, 2007 08:48 AM

YOU MORANS DON'T UNDERSTAND, A VOTE FOR RON PAUL IS A VOTE FOR RON PAUL!!!!!!

#47 - Posted by: on June 19, 2007 08:53 AM

2 the poster who said all Ron Paul supporter are 40 year old males that live in their parents basement.
U R WRONG!!! I am a 25 year old female, I ride my manstrill cycle once a month just like every other woman, and I have breasts, notice I said breasts U immature poeple hear would call them boobies or something.
I also don't likve in the basement I jhave a room upstairs. Not all of us Ron Paul supporters are makle some of us are girls 2.
U bneed to read ron pauls website and learn something!

#48 - Posted by: Ron Paula on June 19, 2007 09:09 AM

Their comments are much funnier when you substitute "Ron Paul"...


"The short and simple of it is RON PAUL prints money freely. Whenever he prints that money everyone else's cash goes down in value. RON PAUL then lends this new money out to banks and collects interest on something they never had. RON PAUL lends this money to the banks at rate A. Banks don't really hold significant cash anymore. They balance their loans and with the deposits. But if the banks need cash on short notice they borrow from RON PAUL to loan the money to businesses and consumers at rate B (B > A).
So the new money goes to banks and businesses. But for everyone else we don't get a cut of the new cash and all of our non real assets go down in value. The banks make a profit of (B-A) less defaults, and RON PAUL makes A less defaults."

#49 - Posted by: Son of Bob on June 19, 2007 10:05 AM

Childish nonsense is great fun, but try to post something intelligent if your going to use this blog. I've not been a big fan of any of the current presidential candidates, but as I read through these comments, the only ones that have any thought behind them are the ones supporting Ron Paul. The Ron Paul bashing comments are all just old ball jokes and immature dribble. What does that say?

#50 - Posted by: Jack on June 19, 2007 10:12 AM

This is too funny! I especially like the part about the federal reserve. There's even LOLcats, Zionist conspiracy, and racism.

Best. Comments. Evar!!!


#51 - Posted by: Matty G on June 19, 2007 10:26 AM

where can find the RONPAULCO portable flouride filter??

#52 - Posted by: a,h, on June 19, 2007 10:27 AM

"The Ron Paul bashing comments are all just old ball jokes and immature dribble. What does that say?"

That we don't take you seriously?

(sorry, that was too easy)

This is a humor website. While I think it's an idiotic in any case, if you're looking for a debate on eliminating the Federal Reserve, you've come to the wrong place. This website has been up and running for at least five years now--I doubt Frank's going to change it just because a few Ron Paul supporters came on and decided they don't like it.

#53 - Posted by: on June 19, 2007 10:33 AM

What does that say?

That this is a humor blog and that Ron Paul supporters take everything WAY too seriously.

#54 - Posted by: on June 19, 2007 10:34 AM

No sir, I don't like it.

#55 - Posted by: Generic Ron Paul Voter on June 19, 2007 10:38 AM

Wow, looks like all the brown shirts got themselves quite a website here at imao! Hey, maybe you all could list all of the great things Fred Thompson has done with regards to his term as a senator. Should only take about a nano second to do it. And remember you can't count what he did on the tv show because that wasn't the real world.

#56 - Posted by: tab_strong on June 19, 2007 10:39 AM

"Wow, looks like all the brown shirts got themselves quite a website here at imao!"

No, no, no - we're all a bunch of "Zionist kikes." Get your insults right.

#57 - Posted by: on June 19, 2007 10:50 AM

Ok, you're a bunch o' brown shit eaten assholes. Is that better? HMMMMM?

#58 - Posted by: tab_strong on June 19, 2007 11:03 AM

The Ron Paul-bots are a really confused lot. First, their neo-Nazi contingent arrives ("k*kes" and "n*ggers"). Now, they call us Nazis (at least by implication - "brownshirts").

Y'all really need to coordinate your lunacy better. Maybe get one wing to come here to call us Nazis and send your neo-Nazi wing to Kos or DU and call them Zionists or something.

Or better yet, just go away!

#59 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 19, 2007 11:56 AM

Hey dumbass Master Bate, I didn't mention anything about Ron Paul you fucking nit wit! You're ready to attack the guy even when he's not mentioned! You assholes hate it when someone gives you a taste of your own medicine! BTW,still waiting for that great works of Fred Thompson list! There's some goddamn humor for your oh so humorous web site!

#60 - Posted by: tab_strong on June 19, 2007 12:27 PM

I love the editor's attempts throughout the comments here to ridicule his detractors.

The best was his attempt to wave off the fact that Fred Thompson was a lobbyist for a brutal dictator.

[Nevermind about that stuff. Nobody cares that Fred Thompson sympathizes with dictators. Especially when the dictator was somebody that Clinton tried to oust. -Ed.]

[We tolerate all sorts of comments here, but you are not allowed to imitate me. Cut it out before I send Fred Thompson and his dictator friends after you! -Ed.]

#61 - Posted by: demidog on June 19, 2007 12:42 PM

"BTW,still waiting for that great works of Fred Thompson list!"

Um, he brought down a governor for bribery and was responsible for the "What did the President know, and when did he know it?" and "Mr. Butterfield, are you aware of the installation of any listening devices in the Oval Office of the President?" questions during Wategate, but I'm sure the accomplishments of some random member of the House of Representatives are much more impressive.

"You're ready to attack the guy even when he's not mentioned!"

Outside of being the focus of this entire thread and the original post, no, Ron Paul has not been mentioned at all.

#62 - Posted by: on June 19, 2007 12:49 PM

MFL,
Surprised to see you posting again, it has been a long time. Did your Shrink restore your Internet Privileges?

#63 - Posted by: Writer on June 19, 2007 12:54 PM

>>>Something tells me he hasn't bothered voting for the past 40 years.

After reading the headlines, something tells me you all definitely have been voting for the past 2 elections.

Bush allows 12 year olds to vote, right?

#64 - Posted by: Dave on June 19, 2007 01:10 PM

This web site is an exercise in stupidity.

#65 - Posted by: buckeyefarmer on June 19, 2007 01:49 PM

I'm not sure who's dumber, the far-left Hillary/Obama lovers or the far-right neo cons who run this site, but I do think you neo cons could prove useful. The amnesty immigration bill is far from dead, because they resurrect it every week. Do us a favor neo cons and make sure you call your representatives every week and remind them not to legalize 20 million illegals. While you're at it, get your hero George Bush to secure the boarder. After that, make sure you never let liberals take your guns away. If you can do all that, then what do I care about your perverted infatuation with Fred Thompson's manliness!

#66 - Posted by: buckeyefarmer on June 19, 2007 02:08 PM

You know what would make fanatics much more palatable? A sense of humor. Is that too much to ask?
Or is it just funnier when they're painfully un-and non-funny?
Hmmmm, now that I think about it, that's the point of this whole post.

Nevermind.

#67 - Posted by: Veeshir on June 19, 2007 02:24 PM

As a "buckeyefarmer" you doubtlessly spend all day molesting farm animals while collecting government subsidies, but you have the nerve to call our infatuation with Fred Thompson's manliness "perverted"?

#68 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 19, 2007 02:30 PM

It's always good to be reminded of how those with IQ's lower than room temperature respond to new ideas. Some folks are so simple, concepts like liberty; consequences of bad behavior and personal responsibility totally escape them. What they can't understand, they fear. What they fear, they either retreat from or slander.

Maybe Dr. Paul could explain such ideas really s--l—o—w for them. Perhaps he could relate the classic idea of inflation in a free market to how costs are driven higher when too many rednecks bid for the same six pack of Bud Light. That ought to register.

One requirement for being enthused about Ron Paul is to have an IQ larger than your belt size; most of those who post here, likely fall below that threshold.

To the subtitles on your site, “Unfair, Unbalanced and Unmedicated”, you can add UNINFORMED.

The Paul campaign can get along quite nicely WITHOUT you.

#69 - Posted by: Skip on June 19, 2007 03:07 PM

Ok, ok here's a joke for this oh so humorous site! A guy walks into a restaurant and claims to the waiter that his name is Master Shake. The waiter looks suspiciously at Master Shake and asks, "whataya have Master Shake"? Master Shake says, "I'll have a shit sandwich"! The waiter says,"get da hell outta here, you're not Master Shake.......everybody knows Master Shake hates bread"!!

#70 - Posted by: tab_strong on June 19, 2007 03:12 PM

The people with IQ's below room temperature would be those who are confusing the Republican Party with the Libertarian Party. Perhaps you Ron Paul-bots need to remind your savior that there's a difference.

Maybe if we spelled the two party names really s--l--o--w--l--y for you, you would be able to see the difference.

Just don't lift the tinfoil hats too far above your ears to listen - the CIA mind control satellites are EVERYWHERE!!!

#71 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 19, 2007 03:17 PM

That's quite a fixation on corprophagy you have there, tab_strong.

Using mommy's computer without her permission again, or are you just part of Ron Paul's truther contingent? It's so hard to differentiate between stupid and crazy with you Paul-bots.

#72 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 19, 2007 03:24 PM

I could say the same about your fixation with beastiality! Again, I never mentioned anything about Ron Paul! I'm offering some humor to this oh so humorous site. It's so hard to differentiate between someone with an oh so humorous sense of humor and your dumb ass!

#73 - Posted by: on June 19, 2007 03:34 PM

I could say the same about your fixation with beastiality! Again, I never mentioned anything about Ron Paul! I'm offering some humor to this oh so humorous site. It's so hard to differentiate between someone with an oh so humorous sense of humor and your dumb ass!

#74 - Posted by: tab_strong on June 19, 2007 03:35 PM

"One requirement for being enthused about Ron Paul is to have an IQ larger than your belt size"

. . . and to recognize the looming threat posed by the Federal Reserve and Zionist kikes!

#75 - Posted by: WAL on June 19, 2007 03:46 PM

Are these idjits done yet? And can somedbody please explain to me who this "Ron Paul" woman is? I've never heard of her, leastways not in the news, so why is she so everlovin important that people are still talking about her?

or is this something Frank cooked up to screw with me?

#76 - Posted by: HKpistole on June 19, 2007 04:00 PM

HK, your post has to be one of the funniest comments I've ever read. Ever!!! Your clever twist of someone's gender and your command of comedic timing is unparalleled! Why waist your time on worthless sites like this!!?? You should be doing stand up in a packed house delivering such gems as posted in your comment! You are, dare I say, the next Rosanne! Opps, there I go stealing your gender twisting humor, sorry! Hope to see you on tour!
Idjits, now that's funny!

#77 - Posted by: tab_strong on June 19, 2007 04:56 PM

Of course, I will never actually see you on tour because mommy doesn't let me see such things. Besides, I prefer not to leave my basement

#78 - Posted by: tab_strong on June 19, 2007 07:01 PM

Please vote for Ron Paul. He's the only candidate that cares about the Constitution and the Bill of Rights! I will be doing so and pray that you will too! This is the first time in my pathetic worthless life that I've had the courage to do what's right!

#79 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 19, 2007 07:27 PM

Hey Master Shake, you've got it wron!. It's your mommy and me from her basement. She loves me and is taking real good care of me! You're right that she doesn't want me to leave her basement. She likes to keep me close!

#80 - Posted by: tab_strong on June 19, 2007 07:40 PM

Now, me and my Nazi buddy Josh will be going back to the bath house to get Ronned up the Paul!

#81 - Posted by: tab_strong on June 19, 2007 11:35 PM

To "master shake" You attack me, a farmer, only because I don't particularly like Fred Thompson. Then, you trash farmers in general with your vulgar animal references which are just disgusting. Sure I insinuated Fred Thompson supporters were latent homos, but you have really lowered the bar here. It just proves how sick your mind really is. My farm land is currently leased and any subsidies I may have benefitted from previously I would have been a moron not to take advantage of considering the abyssmal prices of grain these days. Farms like mine feed your stupid a#$. You support a political party as if you're supporting a football team. Do you even understand the consequences of 30 million+ illegals pouring in or do you just pretend you want the boarder closed and at the same time support Bush who has done nothing to close them. How stupid are you? If you think Fred Thompson will close the boarder you're wrong and you'd be better off supporting Tom Tancredo or do you even know who he is? Hey master shake, come back when you know something...

#82 - Posted by: buckeyefarmer on June 20, 2007 03:07 AM

Tab_Strong,
actually, I was being serious.

#83 - Posted by: HKpistole on June 20, 2007 08:22 AM

Tab_strong,
Your concern over the intellectual level here is neither new nor particularly interesting, but I will make you the same offer I made MFL last year, and offer to match my education against yours any day, although I realize that your Liberal Arts degree is approximately as useful as paper towels. Funny, it was after that offer that MFL went elsewhere until now...

#84 - Posted by: Writer on June 20, 2007 09:10 AM

I don't eat hemp or smoke pot, so your farm doesn't feed anyone - I suppose it gives some people the munchies, but that doesn't really count.

I'm more of a libertarian who wants an active foreign policy than a Republican, and not a neo-con/Jooooooooo. (I hope using the J-word didn't scare you too much - you Paul-bots sure seem to be afraid of Jooooooos). And Fortress America does not count as a foreign policy - I'd prefer not to wake up and find the rest of the world converted to the death cult of Islam while we sat on our asses and watched.

Why would I trust Ron Paul to do anything about immigration? I don't see Mexico or Canada even mentioned in the Constitution!

And who is this "boarder" you want protected? Shouldn't that be the responsibility of the property owner who is renting out the room?

As to how stupid I am, I think a 145 IQ and a B.S. in Mathematics/Computer Science from Purdue University is pretty good for a giant, anthropomorphic milkshake.

#85 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 20, 2007 12:00 PM

Master Shake, evidence of your B.S. is everywhere.

#86 - Posted by: spacemonkey on June 20, 2007 12:51 PM

"p.s. I also have pictures of Ron Paul in bed with Gaius Baltar!

Shake, you may want to keep that under your hat. Or forward it to Edwards. That'd be right up his alley.

#87 - Posted by: DesertElephant on June 20, 2007 12:56 PM

"The banks make a profit of (B-A) less defaults, and the Federal Reserve makes A less defaults."

A profit???? In a capitalist country? Never!!!

#88 - Posted by: DesertElephant on June 20, 2007 01:00 PM

Hey dumbass Master Bate, I didn't mention anything about Ron Paul you fucking nit wit! You're ready to attack the guy even when he's not mentioned! You assholes hate it when someone gives you a taste of your own medicine! BTW,still waiting for that great works of Fred Thompson list! There's some goddamn humor for your oh so humorous web site!
Posted by: tab_strong on June 19, 2007 12:27 PM

Um, for someone who supports a smaller government candidate, you'd think an absence on NEW legislation would be a good thing. You're crossing memes. And as Egon Spangler taught us all, you never want to cross memes.

#89 - Posted by: DesertElephant on June 20, 2007 01:19 PM

I try, spacemonkey. I try.

#90 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 20, 2007 03:11 PM

Master Shake, All the sudden I'm a pot farmer? Lol! Oh and your education. Bravo! So impressive! I have a B.S from the Fisher College of Business at OSU and now Im working on a CIS degree. Sorry, I can't tell you my IQ, I don't keep track of that information! A B.S. isn't nothing special. I have a real estate license too. Let me be like you and brag about a B.S. degree! I'm so smart! Look at me!

Anything you say about Joooos, I really don't know what you mean. Why am I supposed to be afraid of Jews again? I don't get it.

As for the boarder, you see, there's this thing called a sovereign nation. Secure boarders kinda prevent terrorist from walking in and smugling whatever tools they might want to kill us with. They also prevent millions of illegals from pouring in undocumented, unquaratined, and unlawfully. I hope that makes sense to you. Your IQ is 145 so you can probably handle this.

As for your Islam death cult theory. There's just not enough there for me to go on. We have to invade Iraq to prevent 3rd-world radical muslims from taking over the world? Is that what you mean? Should we just nuke the entire region and get it over with? Is some mass genocide in order here? that might solve this problem!

Peace out Master Shake, call me Frylock...

#91 - Posted by: buckeyefarmer on June 21, 2007 05:46 AM

Oh, you mean "border". Was that one of those business colleges in Aruba where you get a degree for $20, no spelling ability necessary?

#92 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 21, 2007 10:27 AM

It's funny, for people who spend all their time insulting the intelligence of people who don't agree with them, they sure have a tough time grasping simple concepts like spelling and grammar.

Perhaps Ron Paul supporters are SO smart that dealing with things like forming coherent sentences is beneath their enormous brain power.

#93 - Posted by: Hippies_smell on June 22, 2007 02:52 PM

Sure, let's attack my spelling. Considering I type this stuff and then hit post without ever looking back to analyze it, I'd say it's a pretty stupid point you make.

You literally found one spelling error out of 3 paragraphs of material there that I typed in about a minute and a half. Now all the sudden I have a $20 degree and I have no grammer skills. Yeah, you guys are real brilliant and so witty. This coming from a self-proclaimed 145 IQ. Here's a guy bragging about a B.S. degree. Don't make me laugh. You wish you were half as successful as I am.

Who's this Ron Paul guy by the way? I heard that cross-dresser Rudy attacked him in one of the debates. I bet Rudy will get the cross-dresser demographic while Thompson will probably pick up the Gay Men for Chuck Norris demographic. Romney will get the polygamy vote and McCain will get the "I'm GW's b#tch" vote. It should be an interesting primary!

#94 - Posted by: buckeyefarmer on June 22, 2007 04:08 PM
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