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June 20, 2007
15 Responses To "Remember If the RNC Calls You for Donations..."
. . . and many little white rabbits with sharp, pointy teeth! #1 - Posted by: c on June 20, 2007 09:51 AMAnd until the border is enforced all donations made will be made in Pesos. #2 - Posted by: Buckaroo Bonzai on June 20, 2007 10:00 AMNo, the correct way to maek the point is tell em: "I'm sorry but you wouldn't want my money. Imagine the PR disaster if it became known the RNC was accepting money from bigots who hate brown people." "The President says anyone who opposes his Amnesty plan or supports building the fence is a bigot so there ya go. Bye Bye." #3 - Posted by: John Morris on June 20, 2007 10:05 AMImmigration Enforcement is just a cyclic .50 Cal away. #4 - Posted by: Ringmaster on June 20, 2007 10:28 AMI gave these guys $$$ for so long their computers can't understand why I stopped. Yesterday I got a letter asking me, in a small paragraph the end, if I was mad at the RNC. It said I should tell them if I was....but include $100 along with the leter. Didn't. These assholes had better get used to the fact that millions of us are pisssssssssed!!! and that we are gonna stay that way until the course of the party changes and until someone...like W...gives us an abject appology. #5 - Posted by: Bonanza Bucko on June 20, 2007 10:50 AMThe cartoon Maxine says today that we should dig a big moat on the Mexican border, use the dirt to build Nooo Awwlinns' levees and fill it with aligators from Fla. I'd rather fill it with Republidweeb senators and Teddy's fat ass. #6 - Posted by: Bonanza Bucko on June 20, 2007 10:54 AMI can't imagine a better location for a firing range. Nothing to hit, since nothing is supposed to be there... As for the letter the RNC sent me last week, I returned it with a note about where they coould put it! #7 - Posted by: Writer on June 20, 2007 12:26 PMHey, bucko, I'd settle for sharks with frikkin laser beams, myself. #8 - Posted by: motopolitico on June 20, 2007 12:28 PMI think that you forgot the Permanence spell required to make it last. #9 - Posted by: physics geek on June 20, 2007 12:50 PM
(And it is hard to believe that an organization as big as RNC only had 65 telephone solicitors....) #10 - Posted by: _Jon on June 20, 2007 02:08 PMI got my message via e-mail. I am sure that my response was but into the "hate mail" file... LOL They are still clueless, and may remain so until we have a BRAND NEW Socialist President... Idiots... #11 - Posted by: Amer-I-Can on June 20, 2007 02:18 PMYou silly rubes and fellow haters of brown people! We know that when the election rolls around you will be back with the RNC and their hand picked candidates. You will soon get a letter warning that not supporting the RNC will plunge the republic into the 18th century and you dolts will all send in your paltry little checks. Of course they don't need your money...but it's nice to fly around on private jets and hop-nob with corporate bigs on your jack so keep sending in your jing to the RNC and they will "Keep Fighting For America"...LOL!!! #12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 20, 2007 05:27 PMWhy not just have ninja's patrol the border, that way mexicans still try to crossm, but end up being sold as cheap hamburger substitute at your local fast food eatery.
Two words: Land mines. (it's actually an environmentally friendly solution- endangered kangaroo rats don't weigh enough to set 'em off, and the product of the explosions will keep all of the coyotes well-fed, which will keep them from hunting roadrunners, which often proves fatal to the coyotes, etc.) Plan B: A whole bunch of signs that read "Danger: Land Mines" in Spanish, and attributing sponsorship to the Minutemen, so that the invaders have to stop and think hard about calling the bluff... #14 - Posted by: McBain on June 21, 2007 10:09 AMPlan C: Set up a tollbooth for the "Le Petomaine Freeway." That way, they'll have to go back and get a sh*tload of dimes... #15 - Posted by: McBain on June 21, 2007 10:28 AMPost a comment
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