June 20, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
John Edwards's eventual cause of death will be collapsing into a black hole under the weight of his own hairspray.
[Collaborative hat tip: John of Johnalism]
He gave up smoking when he discovered that hairspray was flammable.
Similarly, Ron Paul's eventual cause of death will be collapsing into a singularity due to the mass of his tinfoil hat.
... did he have an egoectomy then?
John Edwards understands the need for patient's rights first hand - He once spent 3 days clinging to life in the hospital after being savagly attacked by a blood-thirsty mosquito
I was kind of hoping for the delicious irony of him getting nailed by a speeding Ambulance.
I'll bet that Edwards's use of hairspray accounts for the majority of the ozone layer's depletion, and global warming and stuff, too.
Harvey, I call your attention to Silicon Valley Jim's comment and remind you of that little discussion we had about spray cans and aerosol.
Told you so! lol
John - yeah, yeah, yeah :-P
Stumble It!
