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June 21, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Posted by Harvey at 03:09 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

If John Edwards went to prison, even Fred Thompson wouldn't be powerful enough to quell the riots over who would get to be his bunkmate.

15 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"

NO!

NO STATEMENT ON THIS SITE MAY EVER DIMINISH THE GLORY THAT IS FRED THOMPSON!!!

#1 - Posted by: Damian G. on June 21, 2007 03:29 PM

You're missing the point. Fred Thompson would toss the soap into the shower, and run away giggling.

It totally makes sense. He cannot becasue he chooses it to be so.

#2 - Posted by: Ringmaster on June 21, 2007 03:34 PM

Fred Thompson would never giggle. A manly guffaw, perhaps, but not a giggle.

#3 - Posted by: wcgreen on June 21, 2007 03:51 PM

My Johnny always was a salad-kinda man.

#4 - Posted by: Mrs. Edwards on June 21, 2007 04:20 PM

Mr. Fred Thompson would not understand this humor! Butt sex between men is not something that Mr. Fred Thompson in all his manly manness has ever considered and shame on you for suggesting anything less of mind as pure as the driven snow! John Edwards on the other hand would get this instantly and I suspect might have a secret hankerin' for a "bunk mate" for some cheap jail lovin...

#5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 21, 2007 05:15 PM

Next to Fred Thompson, every man is as girly as John Edwards.

#6 - Posted by: GEBIV on June 21, 2007 05:18 PM

Mr. Fred Thompson just called me. He said that he isn't very happy about this post. Men's butts are made for two purposes...and the other one is for head stuffing of liberals and other morons that displease Mr. Fred Thompson. He said to tell you that those of you suggesting that Mr. Fred Thompson knows anything about man-on-man "action" may wake up to find your heads stuffed up your asses!

#7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 21, 2007 05:21 PM

All of you commenters who went straight for the gutter in your unseemly comments should be ashamed of yourselves. The reason all of the inmates would want to be John Edward's bunkie is to get fashion and personal grooming advice, ambulance route information, and tips on channeling the unborn.

#8 - Posted by: Socrates on June 21, 2007 05:46 PM

"Mister" Edwards would willingly stop "his" male hormone treatments to foster a two or even three way Americas theme for a rise in the polls (sp ?).

#9 - Posted by: DohXs on June 21, 2007 06:35 PM

After a thorough perusal of this jocund missive, I must postulate the hypothesis that the proper adjective to describe my good friend Fred Thompson's mirthful reaction would not be to "guffaw"...such a reaction would be evinced were John Edwards to be hog-tied to the bars of his cell and sold for a carton of Wild Horse smokes...what Fred Thompson would do would be to "chortle" or "chuckle" robustly after tossing the soap into the shower.

This, prolixly phrased, is what Fred Thompson would do.

#10 - Posted by: Bill Buckley on June 21, 2007 06:51 PM

OK, Harvey, I'm sending my laptop to you for cleaning.

#11 - Posted by: Skul on June 21, 2007 08:54 PM

You don't worship the ground Fred walks on like I do so I'm going to cut off heads and blow myself up until you do.

How dumb does it sound when you actually say it? We need to get these islamotards to try.

#12 - Posted by: Ringmaster on June 22, 2007 07:36 AM

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Never underestimate the power of Fred Thompson.

#13 - Posted by: Darth Vader ('Lord Vader' to you) on June 22, 2007 10:15 AM

So, you're assuming that Edwards wouldn't take the "kick someone's ass" approach to watching out for his corn-hole?

#14 - Posted by: PWT on June 22, 2007 12:57 PM

John/Joan Edwards literally has not the balls to take the "kick someone's ass" approach to watching out for back-door entries. He'd be wailing like "Fat-Ass" in Shawshank Redemption by the time processing was finished.

#15 - Posted by: THX1138 on June 22, 2007 04:49 PM
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