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June 22, 2007
Why Won't You Die!
John Hawkins keeps scooping everybody by giving a report on exactly what's going on behind the scenes to bring back the immigration bill. Harry Reid just won't rest until America's borders are destroyed. I admire his conviction. But why are some Republicans pushing for this bill when all it will do is make everyone hate them? Is it a cry for help? Have they been checked for depression? These are the questions the MSM just won't ask. 12 Responses To "Why Won't You Die!"
We need Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend, Desert Eagle .50!! #1 - Posted by: Ringmaster on June 22, 2007 01:22 PMAmnetsy Bill -> The Velvet Army Ant of destructive legislation. #2 - Posted by: Nth on June 22, 2007 01:27 PMIt's really hard to find legal housekeepers, landscapers, pool-boys and nannys that will work for less than $5 an hour. We can hardly expect our public officials to spend too much on servants. They need their millions for expensive cigars, vacations and hookers. #3 - Posted by: Dodsfall on June 22, 2007 02:29 PMMaybe they aren't really Republicans. Maybe at one of those swell liberal soirees in DC they were kidnapped and their brains filled with drugs and lib drivel until they were sock puppets for the left - becoming just a flimsy shell of Republican illusion on depths of Democrat slime. We ought to use the ballot box to put them out of their pathetic misery. #4 - Posted by: reality intrudes on June 22, 2007 02:39 PMI think it's past time to clean house, literally. Congressmen on both sides of both houses need to go. There could be a few survive but on the whole it's time for these people to come back to the real world. It is also time to stop their golden parachute retirement. Let's see them live on social security and see how long it takes to fix that and medicare/medicade. Lobbyists also need to become an endangered species. Lets send them to the Middle East as "observers". They could let us know how that works for them, say a decade from now. Valerie Plame and her hubby could run the program, they're pretty good at pointing their fingers and whining (otherwise know as diplomacy) Of course that would set our relations back about a thousand years but since those folks over there want to live in the fourteenth century it might not be so bad. #5 - Posted by: seanmahair on June 22, 2007 03:00 PMThey obviously neglected to wear my patented Tin Foil Hat Deluxe 3000! Now they have been taken over by the Mexican CIA's mind-control satellites!! Remember, the Ron Paul Tin Foil Hat Deluxe 3000 is the only brain-protecting headgear to work on frequencies used by dirty foreigners. And introducing the Ron Paul Tin Foil Hat Ultra 4000. In addition to the protection provided by the Ron Paul Tin Foil Hat Deluxe 3000, the Ron Paul Tin Foil Hat Ultra 4000 is guaranteed to also protect against the mind-control rays and brain liquification projectors used by the seven identified extraterrestrial races! Buy yours today!!! #6 - Posted by: Ron Paul on June 22, 2007 04:24 PMMan, I love this site!!! [It's okay, but there are better sites. -Ed.] #7 - Posted by: J-Rod on June 22, 2007 05:00 PMObviously this Bill is not mortal. Harry Reid made a pact with the devil using the blood of aborted infants. Writer, are you sure those aren't the instructions for getting rid of Hillary? #9 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 22, 2007 06:20 PMRepulicans don't understand the meaning of the word " no ". Would you like to donate to the RNC today? It's like they're stupid or something. Repulicans don't understand the meaning of the word " no ". Would you like to donate to the RNC today? It's like they're stupid or something. "Paging Dr. Jack, ...Dr. Jack Kevorkian, ...Please report to Capital Hill, ...Sen. Jack Kevorkian" / Harry Reid soils his DependsŪ #12 - Posted by: everydayjoe on June 23, 2007 08:50 PMPost a comment
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