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June 22, 2007
I Was Thinking...
Many of you probably don't like the government much right now, but never forget that we need a government. Without a government, what would stopping me from shooting you in the face? Nothing but the trigger pull weight on my gun. I always want to shoot anybody who looks at me in the face, but as long as there's a government out there to retaliate, I have to think twice about it. So never give up on the government; it's what keeps me from shooting you in the face. 12 Responses To "I Was Thinking..."
Frank, In reality there's two things that keep me from shooting a few people in the face. First, Jesus would be really pissed and second, the fear that I might not get the first shot off. Government doesn't even enter in to the picture. Not this government anyway. #1 - Posted by: I-RIGHT-I on June 22, 2007 02:41 PMI'm wondering which I should be more worried about... The government taking away your right to shoot me in the face or taking away my right to look at you. Most likely the latter. #2 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on June 22, 2007 03:13 PMThis is why I only look Frankj in the blog. That sounded filthy. #3 - Posted by: Matty G on June 22, 2007 03:33 PMNothing can stop Dick Cheney from shooting people in the face. Admit it this thread was screaming for a Cheney joke. #4 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on June 22, 2007 03:34 PMJust goes to show that the government only cares about saving face. #5 - Posted by: Rubeus on June 22, 2007 03:40 PMThe pictures I have in the safety deposit box, (with instructions to publish upon my being shot in the face) of that night you can't remember in Mexico with me and Pelosi, Janet Reno, the Monkey Faced Liberal, Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul and a LOT of empty Jack Daniels bottles. Thats why, #6 - Posted by: Hillary Clinton on June 22, 2007 03:41 PMactually, Frnak, the only thing stopping you from shooting me in the face is me. #7 - Posted by: HKpistole on June 22, 2007 04:39 PMActually, the fear that I may well shoot you first is a far more effective deterrent. #8 - Posted by: Son of Bob on June 22, 2007 04:57 PMIf Hillary is elected as President...somebody...anybody please shoot me in the face! #9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 22, 2007 05:31 PMDamn it Frank, if Allah can't kill me, and his legion of waffle-burners can't kill me, then you sure as hell can't kill me. SarahK on the other hand.... and maybe monkey. God knows what kind of inter-stellar lupis he's picked up. #10 - Posted by: Ringmaster on June 22, 2007 07:34 PMI'd want to be shot if I ever had to look at your face. #11 - Posted by: on June 23, 2007 11:35 PMWhat usually prevents people from shooting me in the face is the knowledge that I keep a loaded 12 gauge handy. #12 - Posted by: Writer on June 25, 2007 08:50 AMPost a comment
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