June 23, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Make up was invented in order to give women a fighting chance to defeat John Edwards in a beauty pageant.
I thought that's why they have all the rules about not being married in order to qualify as a contestant...
Why did John Edwards built a huge mansion?
Hot sweaty construction workers for months.
If Hillary wins (which she won't because Fred's running, but just go with this for now) does John Edwards get to be First Lady?
The slogan?
Easy, breezy, fabulous... cover guy!
...and it only takes him about two hours a day to get so pretty.