June 26, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Anytime Fred Thompson opens a can of fruit cocktail, he gets two cherries.
best. fred thompson fact. ever.
I think you're stretching it a bit today, but I'll go with it.
Fred Thompson: not just an army of one, a vast right-wing conspiracy of one!
And they are both on top, where they belong, not hiding under the pear chunks.
If Fred Thompson opened up my fruit cocktail, would he find two cherries.
When Mr. Thompson opens up a can of whup-ass he finds two, dead. Two of everything that is.