June 26, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Although peacock feathers serve no functional evolutionary purpose, scientists theorize that the birds developed the aesthetically stunning plumage to allow them to compete against John Edwards.
Legend has it that peacocks have been ramping up mating habits to provide ample plumage for a future John Edwards hair plug operation.
So has Elizabeth Edwards contacted you yet to defend her man?
Funny, he lets his terminally ill wife fight his battles. Mr. Fabulous indeed!
But do they use as much hairspray?? I think not...
I vote peacock.